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Doctor Lexus

@dblexus.bsky.social
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Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up. #Leguminati

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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump just invited foreign adversaries to rain fire on two US cities, saying he doesn’t give a stuff. How the hell isn’t the No Kings rallies a once a week thing? It’s been proven time and time again that just 3.5% of the population peacefully protesting stops this shit
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI won’t kill us all, not directly anyway. It’ll be some idiot to making a fatal decision based on an AI hallucination.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a disappointing, simpering suck up. Be more like Carney, FFS. #auspol
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Furry Bureau of Intercourse
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reminds me of "Death Becomes Her" where they're just held together by makeup at the end.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/09/2026
IT’S HERE! Out custom-engraved bottle of champagne is chilling as we speak! #WhenItHappens
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The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
According to Richard Marles on ABC right now we are competing with other countries to spend more on defence to prove to an alcoholic wife beating former Fox News host that we are pulling our weight. Very normal stuff.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOSTON…😕 ✈️
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Now that it's a US territory, send all of ICE there to protect it from immigrants. *they don't get any ships or anything.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mitch McConnell has recovered enough to be pronounced dead at home
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Please be today. It’d be nice to get some Cava instead of Champagne.
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#booksky
A man holding a book up and saying “I find this book offensive” the librarian responds “ cool. Give it back so I can lend it to someone who doesn’t “
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/07/2026
The man asking to be America's top intelligence officer can't solve a mystery which has 81 million witnesses.
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TheRoadie. @roadie63.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
RFK, the man in charge of making us "healthy" again, now has Americans avoiding... salad, due to "explosive diarrhea". If that isnt this entire fucking administration in a nutshell I don't know what is.
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M3T4TR0N @m3t4tr0n.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He assembled a team of creepy old weirdos with ties to Epstein and installed them into our government. He did this because he knew they would be so afraid to face accountability they would break any law to save themselves. He knew they would go further than anyone on J6.
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Morgan @larubia22.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
28 years of cyclosporiasis testing Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. All are back because of this science denying administration.
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Fat Nixon is a Traitor 🇺🇦 🟦🟧🚩 @lbusdoor90.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He’s under sold it if anything
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What he’s saying here is ridiculous, as per. But I also can’t get over the fact he still seems to equate asylum seekers with mental asylums. I also have a hunch he thinks the reflecting “pool” should look like a swimming pool. Dumb (with a b! 😉) as fuck
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 17/06/2026
Today, Pauline Hanson complained about people who have difficulty speaking English. Luckily, her speech provided the perfect example for anyone wanting to learn the language.
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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The problem for Pauline Hanson is not being interrupted by a descending banner, it’s that the message on the banner is factually correct. #auspol #npc
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s a nice shade of Dunning-Kruger Green
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
His mouth breathing acolytes will just think it's a good thing
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
find it disturbing that in recent years, that too many people accept far right extremists have “just another viewpoint” and that viewpoint should be platformed and debated. Agreeing to an interview with Yemeni shouldn’t be a thing for anyone in polite society.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/06/2026
Iran knows a Strait beats someone not playing with a full deck.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sir, a second child has fallen into a silverback's enclosure
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There should be an investigation into whether the primary was rigged, but get the Democrats to call for it
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Niche
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
When they swap it without asking
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Looks like Kimmel touched a nerve. Call me crazy, but I think touching kids is exponentially worse.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Quiet, piggy
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He's heard how much celebration there'll be with Trump's eventual demise. He can only work his way to second place even with these hot takes.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Weekend at Donny’s
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If you gleefully fuck around, then good luck getting pissed off about the finding out
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/04/2026
RUIZ: Bloomberg reports that Trump & the WH have benched you because you're making the president look bad RFK Jr: That's not true RUIZ: I think the reporting is correct. You're making the president look bad. You talked publicly about snorting cocaine off a toilet bowl seat. Your words, not mine.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Saw this posted on a Facebook group. We got a National Park pass last time we were in the US. I'm so glad it was two years ago, as I couldn't keep that version as a souvenir and it would be too small to wipe my arse with
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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✊🏼🖇️zabbeth 🦋❌👑 @zabbeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2026
this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Maybe it'll happen tonight
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The world cant take it. I sometimes see Americans complain about people in other parts of the world getting involved in their politics, but if their activities didn't have such a consequential impact on everyone else, we wouldn't take an interest.
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