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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
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Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works. MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee, and bad hair days. Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head. Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.

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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 3h
Have you thanked a teacher yet today?
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 4h
Dennis Hastert was also disgraced by a child sex abuse scandal. The longest-serving Republican House Speaker admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. I wonder how Bari Weiss, the Ellison family, and the crack staff at CBS News could possibly have forgotten about that part? 🤔
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 4h
"Let them eat cake." -- Marie Antoinette "Let them eat bribes." -- Donald Trump
cnbc.com
Trump reiterates pledge to send $5,000 checks, and hands out smaller payments, as midterm elections loom
Trump renewed a $5,000 check pledge tied to Republican control of Congress as $500 ACA refunds go out and $90 Medicare rebates are scheduled.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 4h
#BannedBooksWeek If it's on a #BannedBooks list, that means it's worth reading.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 5h
Shove these billionaire geeks back into a fucking locker before they kill us all.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 5h
📚 Happy Banned Books Week 📚
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 5h
I'm pretty sure it's spelled S-T-A-T-E R-U-N M-E-D-I-A Not S-K-Y-D-A-N-C-E
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 16h
#EndCitizensUnited
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 16h
When it comes to Trumpworld optics, there are no accidents.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 16h
Halloween, the movie. Definitely #Halloween.
static.klipy.com
Michael Myers: Dark Gaze
ALT: Michael Myers: Dark Gaze
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#vote #midterms
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RFK Jr sure hasn't done anything like this, and never will.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out." -- Jesse Watters, Fox News
cbsnews.com
U.S. Marine arrested in Japan, accused of killing Japanese woman in Okinawa
U.S. authorities in Japan acknowledged that a U.S. service member was in police custody and pledged to fully cooperate with the investigation.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"This year’s election is a test for the working-class coalition." About this test working-class voters: You won't be graded on a curve. This test is pass or fail.
pbs.org
A gut punch in Ohio: Nearly 1,400 laid off at truck factory just days before Trump rally
This year’s election is a test for the working-class coalition that lifted Trump into the White House and gave majorities to Republicans in the House and Senate.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Um, who wants to tell her...
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People who can look at what's happened to America since 2024 and still choose to vote Republican in the 2026 midterms are a danger to the public. That's not hyperbole.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or president rapists, for that matter.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you believe Trump when he promises to send you a check -- Your dementia is even worse than his.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a cult of stupidity.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I missed Pete Hegseth's Quantico speech. But I'm looking forward to Pete Hegseth's Leavenworth speech.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A message for all the impoverished red state Trump voters: Your hatred of black and brown people compelled you to vote for a bunch of coastal elite white people who are now robbing you and your family blind. Trump took advantage of your racism and bigotry and used you. And you made it look easy.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Let them eat cake." -- Marie Antoinette "Let them eat bribes." -- Donald J. Trump
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shows you how much Elon Musk knows. Spirit Airlines figured out how to make planes actually invisible years ago.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't fuck around. #Vote #Midterms
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
75% of these truckers voted for Trump in 2024. Let's give them all personalized license plates that say 'FAFO'.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Vote #Midterms
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Democrats don't want to do any of that. Trump Republicans are the ones already doing all of it. That is not an exaggeration.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
S-upervising C-ollapse O-f T-he U-nited S-tates
nytimes.com
John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him. (Gift Article)
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Include every person that voted for Trump as a named defendant in this case.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think they mean $500 bribe checks. apple.news/AcXQf5veYSJu...
apple.news
Trump administration starts sending $500 Obamacare refund checks — who benefits — CNBC
The refunds come after millions of people lost premium subsidies for their health insurance and right before the midterm elections.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're gonna make the big announcement at an Atlanta Hawkeyes game 😂
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The world's dumbest people are now lecturing us about 'Super Intelligence'. There was the Ice Age. Then there was the Iron Age. This will one day be known as the Idiotic Age.
whitehouse.gov
Inaugurating The Era Of Super Intelligence
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Every child deserves a safe and nurturing home where they ...
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think anyone pictured in that clip would know what a book is.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things that Senator Eric Schmitt always confuses: Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Atlanta Hawks His own ass vs. Hole in the ground
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith is a career prosecutor and proven professional. Republicans are career criminals and proven liars.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith is a professional prosecutor. Republicans are pedophile protectors.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI renames Trump 'Super Idiot'
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith for Attorney General 2028 ✊ 🇺🇸
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zohran Mamdani is really, really, really good at this. He's the real deal.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republicans have maxed out their fake assassination attempt, schools are changing your kid's gender, and Haitians are eating the cats and dogs credit cards, so out of desperation they're trying to refinance their alien caravans invading America mortgage. Trump & the GOP are clearly bankrupt.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elect a convicted felon, you get a criminal government.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The World Irony Council couldn't understand why they were being reached for comment.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll believe this when the Trump regime releases the unredacted Epstein files. And Hell freezes over. And pigs fly. www.dailywire.com/news/exclusi...
dailywire.com
EXCLUSIVE: ICE Officers Say They Were Told To Stop Arresting Non-Criminals
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers across the country were told this weekend to cease arrests of all non-criminals, agency sources tell The Daily Wire.Federal immigration agents may on...
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The 47th President of the United States is a lunatic.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evil people are trying to take over the world. Pass it on.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even if it were illegal, Trump wouldn't care. He's a career criminal. www.commondreams.org/news/donald-...
commondreams.org
'It Should Be Illegal': Trump's 1,156 July Stock Trades Involved AI, Big Oil, Weapons-Makers, and More | Common Dreams
Trump's new disclosure reveals over 1,100 securities transactions in July, sparking a fresh call from Sen. Warren for a ban on presidential stock trading.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#fact
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