Reposted by TronquerAndrew Dickson @andrewdickson.bsky.social · 12hI for one think that Man City should be made to write an essay. That’ll send a clear message. #MCFC #Cheats 1852654
Reposted by TronquerMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Despite being a famous Hollywood star if you want to know what sort of person DAVID NIVEN was, the largest wreath at his funeral was from the Porters at Heathrow Airport. It read: “To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.” 296130321906
Reposted by Tronquerbixtram.bsky.social @bixtram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you had $5,000 in 2017: You would need about $6,833 today to buy the exact same basket of consumer goods and services. Somebody who was allegedly president in 2017, should up his bribe ploy, to keep up with the times. 011
Reposted by TronquerDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️ 191076213
Reposted by TronquerStephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My Top Tip for US cinema goers Follow me for more useful workarounds 417752
Reposted by TronquerMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t even need to ask.😆 1343682520
Reposted by TronquerAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People should stop calling tech manual "bibles". The Bible is a barely coherent bunch of stories and half-truths, told by illiterate men, packaged together by the powerful to exert political control over the masses. Your average tech manual can only dream of being that 1621021
Reposted by TronquerThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383806574
Reposted by Tronquer4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don't worry. We will remember. 18352412540
Reposted by TronquerLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That makes sense. 716823
Reposted by TronquerWear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not. 875285928227
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wherever I have lived in the last 20 years, there's been a neighbour named Kevin. I am starting to think I may have murdered a Kevin in my previous life and now I am being haunted by Kevins. 2021410
Reposted by TronquerLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow, that's so interesting. 1523530
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'd met a man in a gay club and gone back to his place for some together time. It went well, then his sister brought us tea and toast in bed the next morning. And that's how I met my wife. She still makes an excellent cup of tea. 344379
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I work with an arrogant prick that thinks he is the best gamer in the world. no-one likes him, so when ever GTA 6 announced a release date a load of us would book that week off, so he can't have it. None of us are big gamers, and we have plans to go fishing that week now. 163578
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My new boss is a 29 year old former graduate, absolutely hates his job, doesn't want to be here and is never around. He just leaves me to get on with things. Does exactly what I say and doesn't question anything. I'm 57 and he's hands down the best manager I've ever had 2560114
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran. 1531920
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ashamed to admit that a couple of weeks ago, aged 46, I realised that birds are classed as animals. A week or so later, joking with some friends and my wife about it, I said that at least I definitely know that fish aren't animals. Apparently they are also animals. 383648
Reposted by Tronquer𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026I'd appreciate someone pointing out to me where Keith Richards was living when this happened. 1431043126
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Less of a fess, more of an exposé. I work for the security services and the percentage of colleagues who have 007 as the code on their locker beggars belief. One in three, I'd say. 1427015
Reposted by TronquerTallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hilarious but so painful at the same time 494092998
Reposted by TronquerJustin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@stevehofstetter.bsky.social 0175
Reposted by TronquerMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would never eat dinner with Donald Trump. I would never clap or laugh at his jokes. I would never shake his hand. When he attacks me, I wear his scorn as a badge of honor. I founded Democracy Docket to never back down or obey. Subscribe now. demdock.com/4w6emld 15587031545
Reposted by Tronquer Louise @louiseplease.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They had to get kicked out of the WH to publish that poll. I knew that his 1st term. 74883061962
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Used to work in a small cafe in Carlisle when I overheard a young man deliberating with his friend whether he should move to London or not and was waiting for a sign. I stuck London Calling on and the look he gave his friend stuck with me and I really hope he made it to London. 3176447
Reposted by Tronquer𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026A couple weeks ago I noticed a sign on the road that said "Republican puppies for sale” and then today the sign said "Democrat puppies for sale. I stopped and asked the breeder why the puppies changed parties and he said, “Well, ma’am now they have their eyes open." 341842311
Reposted by TronquerDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Duma "elections" have started. It isn't who votes that counts, but who counts the votes. 561014307
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Moving into first house with future wife, money tight, she paid £50 for laundry basket. I fumed, saying we are on a budget. She says worth it as it will last. 26 years later and as I put my undies in the laundry I've got to concede she probably got that one right. 215177
Reposted by TronquerLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A Neo-Nazi is a Nazi who equally loves fascism and The Matrix. 516629
Reposted by TronquerPeter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey, we asked first! I wrote this in the LA Times in 2002. "In truth, it is time for California to become a member of the European Union... California is far more politically and culturally similar to members of the EU than to many other parts of the U.S." www.latimes.com/archives/la-... 2094248787
Reposted by Tronquerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess 43275
Reposted by TronquerRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/09/2026Aerospace Flowchart xkcd.com/3298/ 543320412
Reposted by TronquerCraftBeer Universe @craftbeeruniverse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And done! Baltic porters is on it's way, I hope... it was a messy brewday, where I dropped the ball a few times, but it looks and smells very good. Potential ABV 8,5%. #CraftBeer #beer #cheers #homebrewer #bskybeer #beersky 2543
Reposted by TronquerLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That's helpful to know. 2215711
Reposted by TronquerAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5963723613371
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