toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2hif you didn't care what happened to me, and i didn't care for you we would zig-zag our way through the boredom and pain occasionally glancing up through the rain wondering which of the buggers to blame and watching for pigs on the wing 000
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshiEmber 🔥 @emberwinters.bsky.social · 2hControl Resonant lost me at “you play as a guy named Dylan” 3153
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 24/01/2026the protomen subreddit is so funny rn half of the people on it are like "act 3 part 2 is coming out any day now trust the plan" and the other half are like "act 3 part 2 is america rising up and killing ICE in the streets trust the plan" 092
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 28/03/2026me when people are theorizing about a secret extra stranger things episode: lmao imagine coping this hard. pathetic. just accept the ending you got me when people are theorizing about a secret extra protomen album: it's real. it's real and it's happening. it's coming out this year. it can't end lik 191
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/03/2026the protomen are so cool somebody should make a video game based on their albums 083
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/01/2026me every time i see anyone post about mega man: 2223
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/03/2026whoa.... they made a cartoon based on the protomen??? 093
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/03/2025recorded like a dark, fucked up version of the mega man games haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao 1132
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshiperfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3hhaving an ex boyfriend who was really into mucore is bad enough but discovering he was right and those albums slap is really pissing me off 1331
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshistuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 10hunless someone comes up with a good new word we're going to have to start calling ppl that use AI like this all the victorian eugenics words for the mentally disabled 31237
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshiJames @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link 9943414
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshifarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 12hdon’t let life get you down. it doesn’t matter that you fucked it all up. it doesn’t matter if you‘re a lazy piece of shit. who cares if you don’t know anything. it doesn’t matter if you look fucked up and insane. sure maybe you can’t do it and maybe there’s no hope of anything getting better and 98410
toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12hsorry for spam reposting but in my defense i'm really funny 020
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right? 411029
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 22/11/2025lend me your ears 19212
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 16/01/2026they're getting a WOMAN to play lara croft??? diversity is out of control. back in shakespeares day she'd have been played by a twink with tissue stuffed into his bra like how god intended 19615
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 03/05/2026fuck i can't wait for zoomer hoseposting. you kids have no idea how much better than tiktok vine was. back in my day we had third spaces like club penguin and poptropica. we spent our weekends watching bo burnham and vulgar lego stop motion youtube videos unsupervised and god dammit we turned out j 29515
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 06/05/2025[trying to get the insecure tgirl to take a shower] not practicing self-care is kind of male-coded lowkey :/ 21027
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 28/11/2024sissy hypno? oh you mean femkultra? 312023
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 01/02/2026my "could easily do human trafficking if i wanted to" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt 112227
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 04/12/2024it is every american suburbanite's dream to one day afford to live in a house in a neighborhood without sidewalks so they can spend the weekend watching bicyclists get hit by cars 012715
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2025you, a fool, an utter idiot, with the brain of a toddler: we need to cancel katie tightpussy because she thinks trans women should have healthcare me, a genius, transcendent, my eyes glowing with power: we need to cancel katie tightpussy because she keeps liking my posts but hasn't followed me 512710
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/05/2026horrible. imagine if your partner is dating someone who's poly? that's one of the most cringe things someone can be 41303
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 18/01/2025wow....... spoken like somebody who hasn't watched enough of my favorite children's cartoons 😔 313112
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 05/07/2026omg babe your shenis is so girlthy 513618
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 16/05/2026talking to an offline friend and she just said "i know the tightpussy family, i know the cockremover family. two great lineages." 416312
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 01/03/2025softlaunching polyamory to my parents by telling them i'm cheating on my boyfriend 11649
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2025wow. can't believe i have so many mutuals with this person. y'all are just okay with this??? 11524
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 06/04/2025*ominous chanting* 115616
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 28/04/2025ironic misandry is NOT cute. only sincere misandry is cute. if you're an ironic misandrist please start seriously hating men or stop appropriating misandrist culture 219827
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/04/2026"gormless" gotta be one of my favorite insults. you lack gorm bro!!!! go get some fucking gorm!!!!!! 320145
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 03/11/2025>meet a cis lesbian >ask if she's a normal queer or a tumblr queer >she doesn't understand >pull out a diagram explaining what is a normal queer and what is a tumblr queer >she laughs and says "i'm a trans ally ma'am" >she makes a harry potter reference >she's a tumblr queer 220235
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 04/02/2026imagine living in the fallout universe and one day noticing you do 10% more damage to people of your gender and that's how you find out you're gay 421536
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 29/12/2024my dad was asking me what skibidi rizz was and i told him it was child slang. then later i was talking about how a lot of my friends including people who are younger than i am are really into bob dylan and he nodded sagely and said "skibidi bob" 421527
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 05/08/2025check it out everyone i made a halloween flag. orange for pumpkins, purple for witches, and white for ghosts. let's all fly this flag for halloween! 124170
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2024the two genders: the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey and triangle penis 425325
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026lesbian sex be like: 227062
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 15/01/2025in america they only give you one sick day every month and then when you use them your boss gets mad at you 626330
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 29/07/2026depressed man morphing into a gorgeous woman before his very eyes: what.... what's happening to me????? katie tightpussy, eyes glowing, hovering a foot off the ground: counter went up 327214
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 21/04/2025pour one out for everybody's favorite prog rock musician 1530331
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026no girls love trains???? fuck this stupid city 631361
Reposted by toyotomi himejoshitoyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2024just found out about my tiny hands 233231