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toyotomi himejoshi

@theyfab.bsky.social
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they/she/it, 26, lesbian. forklift certified. dedicated hater. dungeon master (not the sexy kind). music enthusiast. reluctant doctor who obsessive. HRT: 10/10/69 rateyourmusic.com/~gswakelyn boxd.it/2shmj

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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 1h
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@they/them this is an all they/thems on deck situation https://vxtwitter.com/
documense/status/
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one guy. maybe more (@documense)
the gender census is now open:) http:// survey.gendercensus.com
Gender Census
2026
If you cant easily out vourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part
vxTwitter/fix|Yesterday at 11:07PM
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bro just pinged they/them
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I didn't know you could do tnat
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 2h
if you didn't care what happened to me, and i didn't care for you we would zig-zag our way through the boredom and pain occasionally glancing up through the rain wondering which of the buggers to blame and watching for pigs on the wing
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Ember 🔥 @emberwinters.bsky.social · 2h
Control Resonant lost me at “you play as a guy named Dylan”
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the protomen subreddit is so funny rn half of the people on it are like "act 3 part 2 is coming out any day now trust the plan" and the other half are like "act 3 part 2 is america rising up and killing ICE in the streets trust the plan"
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
me when people are theorizing about a secret extra stranger things episode: lmao imagine coping this hard. pathetic. just accept the ending you got me when people are theorizing about a secret extra protomen album: it's real. it's real and it's happening. it's coming out this year. it can't end lik
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 3h
hey everyone check out this dumbass
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the protomen are so cool somebody should make a video game based on their albums
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
me every time i see anyone post about mega man:
holy shit!! is that a motherfucking protomen reference???
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
whoa.... they made a cartoon based on the protomen???
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
recorded like a dark, fucked up version of the mega man games haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
The Protomen - S/TThe Protomen - Act II: The Father of Death
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 3h
my time has come (details in the alt text)
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3h
having an ex boyfriend who was really into mucore is bad enough but discovering he was right and those albums slap is really pissing me off
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 4h
MtF stands for Mons ter Factory
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 10h
unless someone comes up with a good new word we're going to have to start calling ppl that use AI like this all the victorian eugenics words for the mentally disabled
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 12h
don’t let life get you down. it doesn’t matter that you fucked it all up. it doesn’t matter if you‘re a lazy piece of shit. who cares if you don’t know anything. it doesn’t matter if you look fucked up and insane. sure maybe you can’t do it and maybe there’s no hope of anything getting better and
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12h
sorry for spam reposting but in my defense i'm really funny
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
jigsaw puppet
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
lend me your ears
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
they're getting a WOMAN to play lara croft??? diversity is out of control. back in shakespeares day she'd have been played by a twink with tissue stuffed into his bra like how god intended
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
fuck i can't wait for zoomer hoseposting. you kids have no idea how much better than tiktok vine was. back in my day we had third spaces like club penguin and poptropica. we spent our weekends watching bo burnham and vulgar lego stop motion youtube videos unsupervised and god dammit we turned out j
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
[trying to get the insecure tgirl to take a shower] not practicing self-care is kind of male-coded lowkey :/
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
sissy hypno? oh you mean femkultra?
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
my "could easily do human trafficking if i wanted to" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
it is every american suburbanite's dream to one day afford to live in a house in a neighborhood without sidewalks so they can spend the weekend watching bicyclists get hit by cars
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
you, a fool, an utter idiot, with the brain of a toddler: we need to cancel katie tightpussy because she thinks trans women should have healthcare me, a genius, transcendent, my eyes glowing with power: we need to cancel katie tightpussy because she keeps liking my posts but hasn't followed me
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
horrible. imagine if your partner is dating someone who's poly? that's one of the most cringe things someone can be
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
wow....... spoken like somebody who hasn't watched enough of my favorite children's cartoons 😔
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
omg babe your shenis is so girlthy
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
talking to an offline friend and she just said "i know the tightpussy family, i know the cockremover family. two great lineages."
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
softlaunching polyamory to my parents by telling them i'm cheating on my boyfriend
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
wow. can't believe i have so many mutuals with this person. y'all are just okay with this???
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
*ominous chanting*
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
ironic misandry is NOT cute. only sincere misandry is cute. if you're an ironic misandrist please start seriously hating men or stop appropriating misandrist culture
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"gormless" gotta be one of my favorite insults. you lack gorm bro!!!! go get some fucking gorm!!!!!!
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ohhhh okay
who played the alien in alier
Q 42%
Cancel
Sigourney Weaver
who played the alien in alien
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
>meet a cis lesbian >ask if she's a normal queer or a tumblr queer >she doesn't understand >pull out a diagram explaining what is a normal queer and what is a tumblr queer >she laughs and says "i'm a trans ally ma'am" >she makes a harry potter reference >she's a tumblr queer
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
imagine living in the fallout universe and one day noticing you do 10% more damage to people of your gender and that's how you find out you're gay
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
my dad was asking me what skibidi rizz was and i told him it was child slang. then later i was talking about how a lot of my friends including people who are younger than i am are really into bob dylan and he nodded sagely and said "skibidi bob"
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
check it out everyone i made a halloween flag. orange for pumpkins, purple for witches, and white for ghosts. let's all fly this flag for halloween!
lesbian pride flag
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
the two genders: the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey and triangle penis
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
lesbian sex be like:
Setup time
5-10 minutes
Playing time
4-12 hours
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
in america they only give you one sick day every month and then when you use them your boss gets mad at you
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
depressed man morphing into a gorgeous woman before his very eyes: what.... what's happening to me????? katie tightpussy, eyes glowing, hovering a foot off the ground: counter went up
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
school of athens
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
pour one out for everybody's favorite prog rock musician
screenshot of the wikipedia page for "wake up" by pope francis
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
no girls love trains???? fuck this stupid city
ARLINGTON
DO NOT ENTER
Arlington
No
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trains
Seek alternate route
mbta.com/alerts
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
just found out about my tiny hands
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