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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I have a hot tip for you: Sea Shanty guys have the best moustaches.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am happy to report that the new honeysuckle is thriving. If it makes it through this first winter it should be with this house for decades.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

An update on the thing I did:

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

What is your favorite genre satire album and why is it Ween's "12 Golden Country Greats"? youtu.be/CLPQznD11xU?...

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I did a thing today. Now I deserve a beer.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Me: I'm just going to have a normal, non-horny dinner. My butter:

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Lwaxana Troi is the Space Cougar G.O.A.T. Lady knew what she wanted and she knew she could get it.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I have started a complete rewatch of Deep Space Nine for the first time since it aired and, I have got to say, it is doing wonders for my mental health.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Just a friendly May Day reminder that our ancestors, when they found a king guilty of misrule, would shove the king and all of his family and followers into a giant wooden effigy and burn them alive! Bring back the old ways!

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I spent hours staring intently at a precariously balanced pie plate trying to make it fall off a rail with the power of my mind. It never did. Summer break boredom can inspire incredible things.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

At the character creation screen they asked what I wanted to be made out of and I picked "MEAT" because I thought it would be funny. Big mistake.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Seven Samurai The best western ever made.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

My president told me Iranian air defenses keep eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he has and he said he just goes to the pentagon and gets a new F-15 afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding F-15s to Iranian air defenses and then his vice president started crying.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Trump: We have oil at home. Our Oil at Home:

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Warren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

How can this go on for another 3 years?

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Found a great little 1960s Yamaha Ukulele at the thrift store yesterday. Restrung it and it sounds great! Score!

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I am going to eat a fish tonight.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

It would be really funny if so many people started googling "transitional justice" that it started showing up on google trends.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Disabling replies and quotes on such a technically incorrect take is downright devious.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The worm at the bottom of my Mescal bottle's name is Jorge, and tonight I am going to rescue him.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

@devononearth.bsky.social Have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW! youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...

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Reflection in a Dead Diamond | Official Trailer | Shudder

YouTube video by Shudder

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

If I had a Game Genie for life i would put in the code that always sets my money to 255 and the code that makes my enemies die if they touch me.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

@killjamesbond.bsky.social Hey have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW! youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...

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Reflection in a Dead Diamond | Official Trailer | Shudder

YouTube video by Shudder

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you 🌚 @c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

you take a bunch of ptsd ridden ex-cop and ex-military goons struggling to overcome a searing hatred of foreigners, throw in a bunch of open members of white supremacist militias, and you have a white supremacist race war army. then you pay them bounties to give them a little extra motivation

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

It is really weird to call them the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" because 1) they were teens in the 1980s, they haven't been teenagers in decades, and 2) "mutant" is jusy about the rudest thing I can think to call someone. It's not nice and they carry weapons.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

"We are an ancient order of secret assassins. We live in the shadows and no one must ever know that we exist." Cool! "Also, we all wear a very distinct white uniform and carry a very conspicuous, unique, and impractical weapon." What?

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Ahmed Al-Ahmed is officially one of the best dudes on Earth. We are all very lucky to have the privilege of sharing this planet with him.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Has anyone else completely lost their ability to trust any conservative in any way whatsoever or is it just my dumb ass?

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'm sorry but penises are inherently funny.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I bet if I time traveled back to ancient Rome with two bags of halloween candy, a stack of old Hustler magazines and a big sack of tajin, I would make out like a bandit.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I am going to engage chat gpt in a battle of wits and defeat it once and for all.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I think I should take a nap until morning.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

John Brown did cool things but I'm sorry, he was not a cool guy. He was a bible nerd who lived in the woods with his large adult sons. He would have been absolutely unbearable company in any context other than putting slavers to the sword.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great game because the developers asked the question, "What would you want to do if you were Indiana Jones?" The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I like to think that I am a good dog owner but if I am being honest with myself, if he wanted to smoke a cigarette I would let him.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Anyone who promises to have Donald Trump publicly hanged has my vote.

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C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Just watched The Running Man (1987) for the first time in 20 years and I can happily report that it slaps.

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