Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026FORGOT HOW TO COUNT? JUST TRAMPLE A REF! 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ANYONE ELSE HOPING SOMEBODY FORGETS HOW THE GAME WORKS, LIKE WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026WHY DO THE PACKERS LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF BIZARRO-DOLPHINS TODAY? THOSE JERSEYS HURT MY EYES. LIKE THAT UNCOLOR IS SUCKING THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF ANYTHING NEAR IT. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026THIS GUY IS ASKING THE CLEERK IF HE NEEDS TO GET THE TITLE OF HIS NEW CAR “NOTORIETY.” I THINK HE MEANS “NOTARIZED.” ALSO, WE’RE IN A FUCKING WALLGREEN’S. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE CAT’S AT THE VET, AND HE IS VERY MUCH VOICING HIS DISPLEASURE. HE’S A LOUD LITTLE BASTARD. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026CHRIST, THIS GUY AT WORK TRYING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT A GAME I BOUGHT EARLIER THIS WEEK. HE’S THE KIND OF GUY WHO THINKS EVERY CONSOLE IS A ‘NINTENDO’. OBVIOUSLY NEVER PICKED UP A CONTROLLER IN HIS LIFE. HE’S ONLY 5 YEARS OLDER THAN ME. GAMES HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE WE WERE KIDS. WTF? 001
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026THE ONLY REASON I’D LEAVE THE HOUSE TODAY WOULD BE TO GO COMMIT A CRIME, AND I’M NOT REALL FEELING LIKE CRIMING. 001
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HAWAII! WYOMING! ON THE CW! I’M A FUCKING WEIRDO! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I BRING MY MUG TO JOB INTERVIEWS. I TELL ‘EM IT’S FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH HARD WORK. THEN I EXCUSE MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERVIEW. I TELL ‘EM I GOTTA GO PISS EXCELLENCE. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I DON’T THINK J D VANCE FUCKED A COUCH WHEN HE WAS YOUNG. I AM ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED HE GAVE CUSHON-PUSHIN’ A SHOT AFTER THE RUMOR STARTED TO SPREAD, THOUGH. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’M GETTING IRRATIONALLY ANGRY THAT GEORGIA-ARKANSAS ISN’T OVER YET. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026THINKING OF GETTING INTO AI PSYCHOSIS. JUST COMPLETELY DISASSOCIATING. FULL-BLOWN LOONY, THAT SORT OF THING. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026CONGRATULATIONS TO CHARLIE KIRK FOR NOT SAYING ANYTHING EVIL OR STUPID FOR A WHOLE YEAR! THAT LEAN TO THE LEFT YOU TOOK IS REALLY PAYING OFF, BUDDY! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I JUST ATE AN ITALIAN BEEF SAMMITCH THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL, AND EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE OKAY. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’M FEELING IT. YEAH, I’M FEELING IT. NOT SURE WHAT THE FUCK “IT” IS, BUT I’M DEFINITELY FEELING IT. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I JUST FORGOT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST DID. I JUST REMEMBER IT WAS COOL. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ORIGINAL FLAVOR MONSTER ENERGY DRINK TASES LIKE DEET. WHY DID I BUY THIS? AGAIN? 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I AM HOLDING IN MY HANDS A SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE THAT CAN ACCESS DAMN NEAR ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE. I AM USING IT TO SHITPOST IN ALL CAPS. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026STAYING UP PAST MIDNIGHT JUST TO MAKE SURE THIS DAMN DAY ENDS. I DON’T TRUST THE BASTARD NOT TO SNEAK UP ON ME IN MY SLEEP AND SCREW ME AGAIN. 021
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I FEEL LIKE THERE’S A POST I’VE MADE RECENTLY THAT I REALLY SHOULD BE CHECKING UP ON. THERE ISN’T ONE. BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE IS. REALLY, REALLY BAD. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026THE VOLCANO OF RAGE FROM EARLIER HAS COLLAPSED INTO A CALDERA OF SELF-LOATHING. I INTEND TO FILL THIS CRATER WITH A LAKE OF BROWN LIQUOR SOON. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026STEPHEN A SMITH IS THE WORST CARTOON CHARACTER I’VE EVER SEEN. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026WHEW! OKAY, TIME TO TURN THIS OFF REAL QUICK BEFORE DONNIE DIAPERS RUINS EVERYTHING. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026OF COURSE THE GAME SUCKS ASS! TRUMP’S IN THE BUILDING! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026THE TV AT THE LAUNDROMAT HAS PAT McAFFEE ON, AND THIS GOOBER HAS TO BE THE REDDEST HUMAN BEING I’VE EVER SEEN. THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A CARTOON. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026LINDSEY GRAHAM DIED? OH, NO! ANYWAY I’M MAKING BAKED ZITI FOR DINNER TONIGHT. GONNA BE SOOOO GOOD! GONNA USE SO MUCH CHEESE I MAY NEVER POOP RIGHT AGAIN. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026NO HAALAND. NO JUDE. IF THIS GOES TO KICKS, SHIT’S GONNA GET WEIRD. 020
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I JUST SAW A SKEET I AGREE WITH, AND WANTED TO REPLY TO THEM ENCOURAGINGLY, BUT THEIR REPLIES ARE RESTRICTED. SO I’LL DO IT HERE. PREACH, BROTHER! DAMN STRAIGHT! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026POCH HAS THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER TONIGHT. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026WHAT’S WITH THAT FUCKING STUTTER, BRUNO! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026SO NOW, INSTEAD OF DEAD DOG SKEETS, IT’S DEAD DOG ANNIVERSARY SKEETS? I SEE THE ALGORITHM IS EVOLVING. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUN? BEING A FAT GUY, SITTING CRISS-CROSS APPLESAUCE ON A HARDWOOD FLOOR, AND LAUNCHING A HELLACIOUS FART. I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEIGHBORS ACROSS THE STREET HEARD THAT. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026COWORKERS IN THIS BREAK ROOM TALKING ABOUT THEIR TIMES IN PRISON. …… 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 09/06/2026IN HINDSIGHT, ASKING THE HOOKER IF SHE GAVE AARP DISCOUNTS WAS A BAD IDEA. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026WELL, LET’S SEE WHOSE PETS HAVE DIED RECENTLY! (gets on bluesky) 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 28/05/2026SO FAR, THIS EMERGENCY ROOM AND I ARE ON THE SAME PAGE: WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE? HOWEVER MY REGULAR DOCTOR IS CONVINCED I’M GONNA DIE, OR WORSE, SO HERE I AM. 000
