Reposted by Andy PearlmanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13hThe Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism. 236115672328
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 6hstatic.klipy.comWile E Coyote Super GeniusAlt: Wile E Coyote introducing himself to an off-camera Bugs Bunny as a Super Genius 010
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 7hstarting to wonder the odds that the US broke or will break the strategic oil reserve at some point within the past 3 and next 3 months... 150
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 8hAnd this will happen to people one would be startled by to understand everyone forgets them. Clinton a century from now will probably be about as remembered as McKinley or Taft at present. Trump seems likely to be the Nero of the U.S. though. 110
Reposted by Andy PearlmanWillow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14h*he lives in one of the cities with a C name and all cities with C names are in Ohio I don't make the rules yes including you Chicago. 171
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 13/09/2024Han says his word for t-u-n-a #cat #usinghiswords 2173
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the missing scenes:static.klipy.comMiss Piggy's Karate Chop on KermitAlt: Miss Piggy's Karate Chop on Kermit 0111
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the missing scenes:static.klipy.comMiss Piggy's Karate Chop on KermitAlt: Miss Piggy's Karate Chop on Kermit 0111
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Right. That this Cornell group was willing to do what it did suggests they had lots of experience doing SA already and getting away with it. And maybe even this woman wasn't the 1st one they mass assaulted, just she was the first one willing to come forward. 030
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My neighbor told me palpatines keep lightsabering his skywalkers so I asked how many skywalkers he has and he said he just goes to a desert planet and gets a new skywalker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding skywalkers to palpatines and then rey started crying. 0673
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026popular pop and country music tends to reflect a very specific kind of musical taste, which a lot of people have…but it is not living in a bubble to decide one doesn't like that and therefore not seek it out. and one could do that easily since the 90s. 020
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being able to write well and communicate your ideas is a useful thing to be able to do in STEM. Want to argue for your idea to your manager as an engineer? History classes are really good preparation for that. 2120
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i guess at least this time, at least there's one person in charge of all 3 pieces rather than copy of ANH, rejection of a copy of ANH, rejection of a rejection of a copy of ANH 030
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 05/08/2025i had a pigeon in our apartment a couple of decades ago, we think it snuck in on the baby stroller, fell asleep, and didn't realize we went back home. 3233
Reposted by Andy PearlmanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026Yes, I am personally responsible for the Alf Hog curse that now lingers intractably and eternally over this website. You’re welcome. little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accide...little-flying-robots.ghost.ioHow I Accidentally Ruined Bluesky With Pictures of Sexy AlfI haven't had this much fun on the Internet in years 2032429
Reposted by Andy PearlmanNolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026!!!!! — www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/n...nytimes.com‘Hold My Legs’: How Ernie Sisto Shot a Sky-High Disaster (Free Access)When a B-25 bomber crashed into the Empire State Building in 1945, a Times photographer leaned far out to get close up. 2215
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Game of Thrones at #6 makes me concerned that the compiler of this list is currently named Reek by their captor 030
Reposted by Andy PearlmanRamona @alderdoodle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a mighty need! Who can point me in the direction of a trans artist that can do pen&ink/scratchboardy style illustrations (inspo attached) and will draw one in exchange for coin? gAI users need not apply, you will be sacrificed to a god of my choosing 37855
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026<waves hands, it is happening> Really interested to see how this plays out for Manchester City given my kid roots for Everton…apple.newsManchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches — The AthleticManchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations. 241
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pluto could give an extra moon to mars if it felt generous, but no, doesn't believe in charon 3966
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this superior intelligence idea is maybe the dumbest low effort thing the trump admin has ever done 161
Reposted by Andy PearlmanThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 314174733298
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there are ads when one is walking in Manhattan about how Israel will never allow Iran to have a nuclear bomb and how this makes the world safer and the people in the UN must almost certainly be seeing them 010
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026only so she could be represented in minecraft tho 031
Reposted by Andy PearlmanZach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 12/11/2025I do think we all owe a tremendous apology to Suetonius in general. 338324
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026only so she could be represented in minecraft tho 031
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"so, know you signed a contract to export this diesel, but now you can't fulfill the contract. we'll take it for 3/4 the price you were going to get for it. thanks." 001
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"May this peace treaty be ever sealed in the copper box of the highest quality provided here, by a most illustrious merchant, Ea-nāṣir" 060
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What follow farmer discord did I manage to get myself on... 110
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the threats themselves are also a crime. 1875
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026median outcome moving to 52 Ds...fiftyplusone.news 220
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026kid went to college, han keeps going to his room and meowing, then coming back to me and meowing, repeatedly 030
Reposted by Andy PearlmanProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 410113386022
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh boy, meaning of words discourse where simple yes words mean things being attacked by you're just saying words mean things for bad reasons 030
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026next day: MBS: would like to speak to trump receptionist: do you have an appointment MBS: what, he always takes my calls receptionist: could you repeat your name again? MBS: MBS receptionist: i don't see you on the appointment list. i can set something for after november? 1164
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026next day: MBS: would like to speak to trump receptionist: do you have an appointment MBS: what, he always takes my calls receptionist: could you repeat your name again? MBS: MBS receptionist: i don't see you on the appointment list. i can set something for after november? 1164
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That Lucas somehow got a generational star in Harrison Ford was what transformed Star Wars from popular cult film that would be remembered fondly to institutional juggernaut 0152
Reposted by Andy PearlmanJules @nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To risk the obvious, you shouldn't take this organization's word for anything on topic, BUT when they are announcing 2.5°-3.0° of warming and attendant overshoot of 2050 climate, it does tell you something about the window of consensus reality we're entering. This is where the puck is headed.reuters.comExxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal declineThe world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as the burning of coal could decline at a slo... 122
Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That Lucas somehow got a generational star in Harrison Ford was what transformed Star Wars from popular cult film that would be remembered fondly to institutional juggernaut 0152
Reposted by Andy Pearlmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026mind you, birth of a nation is a movie so insanely racist that it legitimately should make you question whether the medium itself is evil 483858170
Reposted by Andy PearlmanIn Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think we need to take seriously that ordinary folks aren't meant to have audiences in the tens of thousands or more. This is novel and disruptive in human experiences 221530189
Reposted by Andy PearlmanAndy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The year is 2047, Kaiju stalk Washington DC, and only the combined power of the Triumphal Arch, the Ballroom, the Kennedy Art Center, the Jefferson Memorial, and United States Institute of Peace building combining into one giant building can stop them. 171