Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a headline. 97921186
Ferengi Liaison to Buck-A-Slice @sovietcola.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Keir's hard as shit when he's in a car and there's a Deliveroo rider in front of him 0240
Stu Cambo @cambo69.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Reminds me of the time at the Caldy sevens beer festival when someone said be careful the Pensby are here 🤣🤣🤣 000
Lynne #TaxTheRich #WelfareNotWarfare. Eco-Socialist. Pro-🇵🇸 @bebsdotteragain.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Nothing like a bit of willy waving!! 😂🤣😂 160
Hayley Question-Mark @barrowof.gay · 04/07/2025Was it you who, yesterday IIRC, said that they all wanted to be hard bastards? 120
Rock Mountain @smeent.bsky.social · 04/07/2025This is the "hard cunt" from Begbie's billiards story 000
NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I'm fairly sure he's talking about the tiny erection that pops up whenever another poor person or Palestinian dies, and the fact his mother cheated on his dad with a tory banker 9 months before he dropped out of her pox ridden guts. 010
Stephen.Willis.Art 🍉 @stephen-willis-art.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I don't give a shit if he's hard or soft. I want the Labour Prime Minister to actually represent the vague ideals of what Labour is. Instead he's copying the Tory's schoolwork and pretending it's all worth it. 050
Exposing the Labour Right 🥀✊🇵🇸 @labourrightwatch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyn...youtube.comKEIR STARMER TRYING TO PUNCHYouTube video by William 060
Shane Phillips 🏳️⚧️ @shanephillips.northsky.social · 05/07/2025But enough about what happens when Starmer sees a photo of a bomb or missile... 010
Toxteth O'Grady @toxteth1.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Did his turn to the right not go over well with the punters? 000
Ben Austwick @benaustwick.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Either scared of or in love with Jimmy Savile though 010
John G @johnalex.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Maybe his Israeli handler didn't interpret it properly for him, maybe useless and hard are similar. 070
Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025So, all the shithouse decisions and policies that I assumed to be the result of you being a spineless dill were actually deliberate choices which you fought for? Great work Sir Keir. Great work. 000
AJS @andystoin.bsky.social · 04/07/2025"Oi! Av I got mug written across me forehead!? If I catch you slags fly tipping again, I'll crush ya van, and shove it so far up yer arse, you'll be tasting catalytic converters for yer tea." 130
Chris Smith @ledredman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025In a sensible analogy, the cabinet are the dressing room, the MP's are the fans and voters are the folks watching on TV. He hasn't lost the dressing room, but the fans are restive and the TV viewers are switching off. 000
Kevin Wardrop @kevinwardrop.nitemayr.com · 04/07/2025In that adenoid voice of his "hard bastard" 😭 000
Rosie - Artist | Author @rosinarhapsody.eurosky.social · 04/07/2025Just remove the word 'hard' and it's accurate. 000
𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™ @nova42069.bsky.social · 04/07/2025His not so hard when he goes up against his mortal enemy, any mild pushback whatsoever 000
Tlazolteotl 🏴 @tlazolteotl1519.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He is, apparently, a thoroughly obnoxious & petty-minded little shit to work for, according to numerous sources. But I guess that doesn't make for quite the same headline. 040
God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO @tsunami65.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He's definitely got one part of that right and he certainly isn't "hard"... 010
Georges Lapunkraque @delboylindo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Maybe Jenny Chapman’s wearing a sun dress in the office 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 04/07/2025What the world needs now, is definitely more double-hard bastards 😩 000
Helen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He said that without loosening his tie. It's more convincing if you loosen your tie and open your top two shirt buttons. Even better if you take off your jacket, but then you need to roll up your sleeves and that runs the risk of looking silly. 020
thewoodenman.bsky.social @thewoodenman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025"If you gotta keep saying you're the boss, you're not the boss." -- Tony Soprano. 070
Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 04/07/2025As an American I have to credit him with being half-right. 000
PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 04/07/2025You're not at the HR "brain day" strategy meeting and paintball team building get together, Keir 0130
Karl Dubhe VI ca Elbows Up, Gloves are off... @blunt58.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I have, CCRAP. Which is also what Kid Starver's comment reminds me of. 000
Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I just keep imagining him saying that with his weaselly little voic 010
Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Thinks he’s Gene Hunt 20 years too late for the moment it was fashionable to be so. 010
Darius Quebec 🏳️⚧️ @ksej.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He's right to deny the football manager comparison: when football managers cock up, nobody dies 060
Áine Keenan @ainekeenan.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Thought this was The Onion or Waterford Whispers first 😭 030
Drawn @commoner.bsky.social · 04/07/2025As one of his handlers said, he's a train with no driver. He'll say whatever he's told to say, he has no political capacity to understand it or critic it. 000
Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 04/07/2025The world’s dampest middle manager wants to act like he’s a hard man lmao 21736
Tony Bird @tonybirdlondon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025OMG it's actually real! (though Nick Robinson kind of prompted him to say it) Archive link to the Telegraph article here archive.ph/ikOWZarchive.ph 000
Emily Shepherd 💚 @emi.ly · 04/07/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice stormAlt: A close up of Will Ferrell speaking intensely to someone. He says "I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm" 000
Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He can take a minute, he can action a meeting, he's a hard as nails bastard 060
Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 04/07/2025[weakly, raising his fist like mr burns] The quiet man is turning up the volume 030
Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Formless blob of corporate capture and ideological cowardice could definitely win in a fight with anyone's Dad. 1371
Ben Parer @benparer.bsky.social · 12/07/2025‘Ard Bastards don’t pronounce the ‘H’ everyone at St Edmund’s Hall, Oxford University knows this. 000
jimthehedgehog.bsky.social @jimthehedgehog.bsky.social · 04/07/2025What do you mean? What could be more "hard bastard" than this? 130
loopylaura.bsky.social @loopylaura.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Says the peevish primary school headmaster 😂 010
Linda Henderson @lintrinsic.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Anyone who feels the need to say that unironically is most definitely soft as shite. 010
Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He's pretty hard when it comes to hurting people weaker than him. And he's definitely a bastard. 020
calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I guess "hard bastard" would be one way to describe a bully who punches down but I may be lost in the slang translation. 0110
Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 04/07/2025'c'mon then you bald bastard, want some, do ya?!' 030
Barry Lyndon LaRouche @colfer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I keep hearing it in his voice and laughing 020
D B Webb @dbwebb.bsky.social · 04/07/2025If he's a wet as you all make out, Starmer can't simultaneously be the evil monster who stabbed Corbyn in the front and who has ruthlessly purged Labour of the hard left. 000
Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025bsky.app/profile/zoey... Many people are saying thisZoey Béchamel@zoeybechamel.bsky.socialThis is the kind of message you get after getting relegated from the premier league in Football Manager, not as leader of the government lmao 000
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025"I'm a hard bastard and I hit like the hammer my father used to make tools, one of the tools being a hammer. So, I'm a double hard bastard" 030
Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Yeah. Tough bugger. "I'm the first PM in over a year who's happy to kill thousands of kiddies by bombs and starvation. Mwahahaha...." 020
Shablamala Anderson @3leggeddemon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025My ten year old three legged cat could take him. 000
Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 04/07/2025sorry Keith but you are a football manager and as such, we reserve our time honoured traditional rights to question your parentage and your mastabatory habits. 010
Jax @jaxtainsh.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I’m so glad he’s got such great advisors in his inner circle; he could really be embarrassing himself constantly otherwise! 010
5th Iranian White Van Regiment 🇵🇸 @mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 04/07/2025"I'm a hard bastard and I'm not bad at politics" Thanks Keir let me get a pen 020
phulkdadon.bsky.social @phulkdadon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Stormy said Trump needs to take lessons from him... 000
@raystonian @stonia2.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Things we learned this year that Big Hard Man Starmer is comfortable with: Being ruthless Israeli war crimes cutting child benefit Cutting support for disabled Detaining anti-genocide artists Proscribing anti-genocide protesters 020
Peter Warne @pzwarne.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Hard may well be Starmer-speak for tight, which he may well be. He is certainly not hard, whatever that may mean. 000
