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Captain Sidecar

@captainsidecar.bsky.social
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Mostly unfunded retiree. Collector of cats, dogs, and non-functional workshop equipment. Likes toy trains, motorbikes, fried food, and sniffing nitromethane. Broadly left. Intolerant of wankers of any stripe. Holds grudges for decades. Blocks for AI use

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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 4h
Bit of an out-there idea, I know, but is it possible that a largely self-selected small group of wealthy landowners/slave holders, living on the edge of the known world, seeking to avoid paying tax to a colonial power in the C18th, may not have devised the very best and most robust democracy?
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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a popular misconception; spices, or at least foreign spices were highly expensive. Nobody was using them to cover the taste of spoilt meat on the regular.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would be *very* interested to know the continuing vaccination status of the people making this decision.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the last day of September, so if you happen to be piloting a big ship on the Ally-Ally-Oh, I strongly recommend keeping a close eye on the instruments, and a good lookout for navigational hazards.
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diegomarramorgan.bsky.social @diegomarramorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm what would be called a "petrol head" as I like my cars, but don't know why you would choose to use one in London, irrespective of any mayor/government policies.
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. This.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I remain open to the possibility that Mark Chapman was a time traveller from the (now near) future, who shot the wrong Lennon.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The free rider problem is the defining factor in whether someone is left or right wing, this is because if you think free riders are a problem you tend not to be intellectually curious enough to understand long chains of cause and effect.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are Australia Post *trying* to lose customers? 'Cos normally,I'm very happy with them, but I've just mailed a satchel of drawing stuff to a small nice in the UK, and the detail required on the Customs form was fucking ridiculous. And, frankly, not really likely provideable by the average bod.
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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JJ @jaynegallaghe20.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All I'm saying is you deserve good kitchen knives. Don't wait. Stupidly life changing.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need journalists to learn that every time OpenAI or Anthropic or xAI says that their model has broken containment and could destroy humanity that it’s a marketing pitch by companies running out of cash with high overheads and no profitable business model wanting more investment.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Surprisingly topical, I think. freefy.app/track/104811...
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The Dreadnoughts - Rigs of the Time - Freefy
Listen to Rigs of the Time by The Dreadnoughts free online on Freefy. Stream free music online – no subscription needed.
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Lisa Coleman @luckyhorst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This a cool little film. vimeo.com/32493819
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THE WALL OF DEATH
Shortlisted for the best documentary in 2012 Vimeo Awards. A little film I've been wanting to make, since I saw them when I was a small boy. The Ken Fox Troupe. One of the last remaining traditional ...
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And scene.
quote from 1984 where the party is always right.
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you have more to fear from some shitty language model being used to mask corporate denial of providing you medical care than a fucking speak&spell manifesting nanobots or basilisks and it's something everyone should genuinely be angry about
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm having to block far too many progressive/left wing accounts for posting/reposting AI slop. Please stop. If you can't tell it's AI, you need to learn how to spot it. It's really not that hard in most cases. If you don't care that it's AI, you need to stop pretending to be progressive/left wing.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I predict the BYD Atto 1 will become the Hyundai Excel of the 2020s. That's not a criticism. The Excel provided a *lot* of Australians with cheap, reasonably enjoyable motoring for many years, and 30 years on there are still a few running around as dailies. Not a bad thing to aim for.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD SACRED, STOP POSTING FUCKING AI SLOP!!!!!!!!!
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MrMirth @mrmirth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Veteran BBC reporter John Simpson, flags up the truth, over the right-wing campaign to demonish people for political purposes.
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sLAPtHEcAT @slapthecat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
leaderlike* response incoming from John Howard 2.0 *™️ @cathywilcox.bsky.social
the Australian Prime Minister for Israel grapples with his response to Tel Aviv regarding fast-approval of more Citizen Surveillance Centres on Australian soil
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Mr Fabulous @mrfabulous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought Slime
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've tried eating cookie dough a bunch of times and I NEVER like it. Bake it in to a biscuit, fckn grow up sorry to offend.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Congratulations to Heinz Australia for finally realising that axing the "standard" sized can of baked beans, and introducing a range of weird sizes, none of which are any use to anyone, was a fucking stupid idea.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't start shit with lifeboat crews. Like fire-fighters, what they do as a matter of course is so pants wettingly terrifying they are *very* unlikely to be afraid of *you*.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, this is awkward.
Photo shows a group of motorcycles and a group of scooters simultaneously parked outside a pub. For those under a certain age who don'tget the joke, I would suggest looking up Mods and Rockers on Wikipedia.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The N600 (and little siblings the N360) were great cars. Dad had the 600's sporting cousin the Z Coupe, bought new in 1972, and it was both huge fun and very practical. And very orange, of course.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Recent events have confirmed my belief that there *were* conspiracies surrounding 9/11. Just not the ones 9/11 "truthers" have banged on about for 25 years.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am bloody proud to be an #RNLI supporter and member! These brilliant men and women have quite enough to cope with without being harassed by the scum of the earth. Their only concern is to help people in danger at sea - not check passports first! Which is how it should be. Please RT if you agree🙏
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let's acknowledge that it's possible to revile someone for being the awful cunt that they are, without posting ableist shit about "not genuinely disabled" when a disabled person does something *you* don't expect them to be able to do. Yes, this *is* a subskeet.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People talk about cancel culture being bad but do you seriously want anyone in your life who shares the views of Reform and Restore?
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some great band names in this ad
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know who else has an unfair advantage in sport? Naturally talented athletes. And people with high hemoglobin. And rich people with money for sports camps and coaches. Why should they be allowed to compete? “Fairness in sports” my ass. Never since NFTs have I heard such bullshit.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As well as my block on sight AI policy, I must also announce that, however well meaning you are, and however worthwhile your cause, if you show signs of being a miserable, joyless scold, I will also block without hesitation. Yes, this is a subskeet, but they'll never know 'cos I blocked them.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today marks 30 years since Mrs Sidecar and I boarded a plane and left the UK for good. We've both been back to visit, and there are things, and people, we both still miss. Life in a new country has not been all smooth sailing. Overall, though, it looks, now more than ever, like it was the right move
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Corporate Pravda has appropriated your thought and response. @martinelms.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#auspol An Australian characteristics is advantage is given - by the state - to those who already have advantage. Consequently creates entitlement, belief in a right to state resources over an above any notion of equity. In the long run it reduces the playing field, crushes socio-economic widening.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Australia take note.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A few days ago I was forced to do crowd control on some nephews I seem to have managed to acquire through no fault of my own. I was firmly reminded of how much I dislike small boys as a species. Loud, grubby, over-excitable, clumsy, and gleefully destructive.
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#booksky
Can't believe we're at the stage of dystopia where we're destroying old books because Tim from corporate can't write his own emails.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm rather annoyed that, here in Australia, the only proper EV station wagons (as opposed to SUVs) that appear to be available are the BMW i5 and the Porsche Taycan, starting from a minimum of AU$140k. So, if you're rich you *can* have a wagon. The rest of us have to accept what we're given.
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Scott Wachter @fs-scott.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if the tiny train people can fight AI, you can too.
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Stuart Bourne 🌱🪴 @stuartbourne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anyone who claims that Solar Farms harm wildlife are ignoring the science. This study shows how a solar farm increased biodiversity by 41% whilst also allowing sheep to graze underneath. #SolarPower #ClimateEmergency www.suffolkwildlifetrust.org/news/new-rep...
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New report of Suffolk solar farm showcases ecological best practice | Suffolk Wildlife Trust
Pioneering 12-year study carried out by Suffolk Wildlife Trust at Broxted Estate & Solar Farm Suffolk demonstrates how renewable energy generation and biodiversity restoration can be achieved together...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Better send a meat truck. Charlie copped a saucepan in the throat.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's *my* snake. I trained it so I'm gonna eat it.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It does have a certain utility in making Gen Z and millennials realise they don't have the monopoly on existential dread of the coming apocalypse.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm puzzled as to why "Farage wins Clacton seat" is trending, given that, by my reckoning, it's still fairly early on election day.
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Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your periodic reminder that, however much I usually agree with/enjoy your content, however good the point, however funny the joke, or however well-intentioned, if you post AI shit, I will block the fuck out of you.
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