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Matt Holland Author Dot Com

@gallaethamatt.bsky.social
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Glorious amateur. Writer. Pulp Idol 2023 finalist. He/Him Website: matthollandauthor.com Videos: www.youtube.com/@gallaetha_matt/vid… Books: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52J?bind…

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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 2h
This is the best video I've ever seen www.youtube.com/shorts/80lz5...
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YouTube video by Birb
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 11h
"You've had some right cowboys in here."
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 12h
The UK Arts & Ents industry contributes over £10bn to the UK economy a year & one of these days our politicians might even realise that instead writing it off as icky girlie flouncing bc you can't do a photoshoot in a hard hat & hi-vis gilet at the national theatre without looking like a tit
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 12h
I don't want a job. I want to be a writer. and if writing never becomes my job I never have to work. I haven't figured out the money part of the plan yet, I'm planning just to die first and then I won't have to write anymore. I have it all figured out. Just follow me for more tips
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 12h
This is beautiful and sad and oddly optimistic in spite of everything. November is a fantastic writer
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Ember Green @embergreen.bsky.social · 21h
Channel 4 copyright claimed my review of their ADHD documentary. Silencing disabled critics etc and whatever.. I’ve disputed it (like it’s quite clearly fair use) but they have 30 days to drag it out. If you’d like to buy me a coffee to get through this there’s a link in my bio 😩
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 14h
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from
Sharp hand Joe action figure
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John Duncan @johntheduncan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey! You! Watch my youtube youtube.com/@johnthedunc...
Lenny and carl being told to join the navy
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway, I've taken too naps, read a bunch, and spent about four solid hours writing. Had a good day even if I haven't been well enough to really go outside for long
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like those clowns at Bluesky moderation have done it again. What a bunch of clowns
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
22. Winter Burrow I mean, winter is coming, is it not? Quite cheap at the moment. At times turning the pressure up because of its survival mechanics, Winter Burrow is a very cozy adventure as a rodent, otherwise. Customize your own house, scavenge, and fight the hostile environment.
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Save 45% on Winter Burrow on Steam
Winter Burrow is a cozy woodland survival game about a mouse returning home to restore their childhood burrow. Explore, gather resources, craft, knit warm sweaters, bake pies and meet the locals.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bizarre how much political journalism is telling the public x party are popular, why not vote for them or x party aren't doing well, you shouldn't vote for them. huge amount of people who vote but aren't hugely 'political' seem to treat elections as a predict the winner exercise
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck him up, Everett!
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 03/10/2026
Giving the Crowdfunder a weekend kick! Rewards include a baking booklet as written by Sophie (sorry), voice memos from the characters & a few slots to be immortalised in the show.
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Morning Star Rockford Illinois August 05,1915
P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE LEFT OUT IN THE HOT SUN BY ITS OWNER 
P2-EVERETT LOCATED THE OWNER 
EVERETT : IF YOU'D HITCH THAT CRITTER A FEW STEPS FORWARD IT WOULD BE OUT OF THE BROILING SUN-SO AND DO IT YOU LAZY GALOOT!!!

EVERETT THROWS THE OWNER TOWARDS THE STREET WHERE HE LEFT HIS HORSE
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently birb friends can be really expensive and difficult to care for, but look at these lil dudes. I want to hang out with all these pals www.youtube.com/shorts/1o67E...
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When you have a parrot🦜#parrot #parrotlove #funnyvideo #fyp #funny
YouTube video by maci bogue
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re telling me this ween is hallow?
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Tim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
genAI discourse drives me nuts “putting aside that the tech needs to steal from every artist with an explicit goal of competing with and devaluing them, I think using it speeds up my programming!” back up, chucklefuck, what was that first bit again?
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*long, drawn-out sigh* Triple-lock pensions
Homestar Runner from the web series Homestar Runner sat in the dark looking troubled and morose.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've hit the point in this novel where the doubts have begun creeping in. I've started worrying it's not even imposter syndrome, I might just actually suck really bad. Doesn't help that I've been sick so haven't been able to write that much But I just had fun writing it for the 1st time this week
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steady on there, John Cougar Enjoythecamps
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know we shouldn't lionise politicians but he is very good at this, isn't he? Politicians over here should be taking notes
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
very cool!
Palestine Action crowdfunder for UK supreme court challenge blocked due to US sanctions
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The average Fess from Fesshole is like: "My bitch wife is always phoning the. I hid my underwear behind a radiator. But when he checked I wasn't. This is destroying my marriage. I miss him every day (100cm)"
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The entire Harry Potter series reallt was an establishment psyop from day one, huh ALT text for quoted post: A US Department of Education post from the 1st of October 2026 that's just an advert for Harry Potter
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Bandcamp Friday, and my new album is out today! This is the perfect time to buy it, because I'm donating all money from sales to trans inclusion charity Gendered Intelligence. Why not have a listen and pick up a copy, with your money going to a cause that does brilliant work. #BandcampFriday
leechcomforts.bandcamp.com
Make This Our Own, by Leech Comforts
10 track album
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need to read more short stories. Part of the reason I think I suck at writing short stories so much is because I don't read enough of them
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Pope
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The Expanse Quotes @expanse-quotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am Camina Drummer. You respect my claim, or you die and become a story I tell the next captain. #TheExpanse
Camina Drummer, on the bridge of the Dewalt, is taking no shit from pirates who don't give her what she's owed.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bretvrn
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In that awkward in-between phase where I'm no longer leaking fluid out of every hole in my face, but still feeling not quite well enough to start doing normal things again and I don't want to risk infecting anyone else because unlike the person who gave this cold to me, I'm responsible
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Water boss says people need to use less lightning spells
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's NEW ALBUM DAY everyone! My new album, MAKE THIS OUR OWN, is out now! Various streaming links below and a reminder that any Bandcamp sales will be donated to Gendered Intelligence @genderedintelligence.co.uk
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Make This Our Own - Album by Leech Comforts | Spotify
Leech Comforts · album · 2026 · 10 songs
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 02/10/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Epstein emails show he literally advised *all* these freaks, over decades, up til his death, on how to use transphobia as a wedge to make their expected victims more vulnerable Dems could have just not accepted Epstein's framing of trans rights as an essential part of being viewed as electable
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spiders georg spiders georg eating breakfast with spiders georg it's just spiders should have guessed eat them all 'cuz i'm his guest breakfast with spiders georg
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 06/08/2023
You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever
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the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder
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Shane Ross aka Mr. Snippy-snip 🎞⚔🎞 @comebackshane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss talks about how men need to hold other men accountable for rape and sexual assault.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ghosts
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm live! No selfie today so here's what I'd look like as roughly 750 tins of baked beans. Repost to grant 8 minutes of good luck x twitch.tv/geddstation
big stack of multi pack tins of branston's baked beans in a Tesco supermarket
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The average Fess from Fesshole is like: "My bitch wife is always phoning the. I hid my underwear behind a radiator. But when he checked I wasn't. This is destroying my marriage. I miss him every day (100cm)"
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I watched Ed Davey attempting to ride a unicycle while juggling cream pies this morning and this gave me some thoughts about the pension triple-lock
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete Hegseth has the energy of a guy on a stag do trying to start a fight in a Wetherspoons and getting knocked out in one punch by a 16-year-old on their first ever night out
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's that time of year again
Fry and Leela from Futurama. Fry looks shocked, he's saying: "Oh, crap. I forgot to think of a Halloween name again."
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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