Reposted by MikeOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113583090
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Welsh museum has taken ownership of the Boyo Tapestry 000
Reposted by MikeMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/06/2026- What do you do? - I edit fiction. - What does that mean? - Well, to cut a long story short. - - - - - - - - - Yes? 1763387
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026One! Such a great song. U2's completely different cover doesn't dampen my love for it. 241
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Very misleading cut off caption. He's won an award for something. 000
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Haha! They cut through the single padlock & then they cut through 2 padlocks. Well, try cutting through 3 padlocks!!! 000
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026They should just mute the Strait of Hormuz instead blocking. 000
Reposted by MikeT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I wrote a stupid alliterative song. The social media clickbait title would probably be "OMG All the lyrics start with the same letter! MIND BLOWN!" or some shit like that. But I don't want to patronise you, so here it is. (p.s. You won't believe what happens in the third verse! 🤯) 1102
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026UTINI! youtu.be/3BDfA0DSqn8?...youtu.be"Utini" - updated Star Wars Jawas CompilationYouTube video by Major Grin 000
Reposted by MikeT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Easter Time! Haribo and wine! Children eating treats all the time! With eggs by the fire & sweets by the trees, A time to develop diabetes. 0102
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I don't eat chocolate. I did wrap up some cheap scotch eggs in tin foil though so I didn't get fomo. 000
Reposted by MikeSam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Eating the first Easter egg is easy. Then comes that difficult second albumen. 2244
Reposted by Mikechristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Incredible picture: Orion snapped this high-resolution selfie in space with a camera mounted on one of its solar array wings during a routine external inspection of the spacecraft on the second day into the Artemis II mission. Credit: NASA 1362091396
Reposted by MikeWillard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild. My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing. Genius! 20624160
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026"Hey gang! Everyone pull in for a weird af, creepy, no smiling, group selfie. Try to give a look as if someone has just stolen all of your private info" 120
Reposted by MikeOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news? 521540498
Reposted by MikeFOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Hi, I’m the constructive conversations witch.media.tenor.coma woman in a black lace top is standing in a room and looking at the camera .ALT: a woman in a black lace top is standing in a room and looking at the camera . 318135
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026He hasn't died. Death has Chuck Norris'd. Am I doing that shit joke right? 000
Reposted by MikeNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Guess I'll never get a chance to fuck Chuck Norris 8314
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Got to love a Greggs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukRed kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographerMark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden. 000
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Absolutely fucking outstanding! @vennart666.bsky.social @rhodri.biz @officialcardiacs.bsky.social 000
Mike @mikeyreevesy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I'm supposed to be heading back home from Bristol but it looks like I'm going to miss my coach 000
Reposted by MikeCaitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times 7576612195
Reposted by MikeTHE FUCKING BIBLE @thefuckingbible.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Which when Jesus perceived, he said unto them, O ye of fucking little faith, why reason ye among yourselves, because ye have brought no bread? -- Matthew 16:8 011
Reposted by MikeBirmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!) 30619174
Reposted by MikeMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/03/2026friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh 462767490
![[Scene is the UK tv show BARGAIN HUNT, at an antiques fair. Presenter NATASHA RASKIN SHARP, expert KATE BLISS and two contestants are shopping for antiques.]
1
NATASHA RS:
Now Derek's spotted a real gem here…
What is it, Kate?
2
KATE BLISS [holding an odd-looking grey item in her hands]:
This, believe it or not...
...is the Rules Based International Order.
[We see the item close up. It is a cracked, broken, misshapen lump of grey pottery with two holes, a UN flag daubed on it, and a random wooden handle sticking out the side.
The contestants both make a face like, “Oooh”
KATE BLISS:
It was made in America
And it's actually what we used to stop World War 3, before everyone got bored of doing that.
So how it worked is, the Americans would speak a geopolitical issue into this hole here…
Turn the handle….
[Speaking into the object’s hole]:
Should we bomb Iran...?
[Lifting her face up from the object, smiling at the contestants]
…and then they'd just do whatever the f--- they liked.
CONTESTANT 1 [easily impressed face]:
Sounds pretty special, Julie
CONTESTANT 2 [to stall holder]:
We’ll give you £290.
[The seller, incidentally, looks a lot like Tony Blair, but that's just a side note]
[Cut to the AUCTION SCENE at the end of Bargain Hunt. The object is on the podium, the auctioneer closing the bidding].
AUCTIONEER:
Sold! £3.65.
CONTESTANTS:
Oh noooo
[We now pull back to see a wider view of the antiques fair and auction, and see that in the distance there is smoke, a distant mushroom cloud, ruined buildings]
NATASHA RS [To the contestants]:
Everything's riding on your mustard pot now!
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