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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is where LokiSpider finds that quote posts show up in notifications.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can you hear the drums for Nando's?

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Artemesia Gentileschi, Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1620 #UnlockingWomensArt

Painting of a dramic scene reflecting two women in the process of beheading a prone man

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Carl Marxman, worshipper of CHAOS @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

We will stop the war on Christmas when it ceases its illegal annexation of November.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone who'd smash the bones in their own face with a hammer clearly needs help. I'll help.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How can the Proclaimers of all people have a problem with the trans community? Look at them! They are at once men, yet also a couple of fannies.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We don't expect any better of Tom Watson, but now the Pope?!

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

This film features me, after a Chinese takeaway.

Uriel, the bloated, pustulent, possessed-of-demons character from Cuando Acecha la Maldad.

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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 10/11/2025

"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face." –Schumer-Tzu

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

If there's a sense that electric car owners are ducking out on fuel duty, but don't want their mileage to be monitored, maybe the tax ought to be on tyres instead of fuel.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Have you ever struggled to get a snap-on watch-back back on? I found the solution today. Place the watch on a flat surface and put it under a stud-press. Then gently apply pressure until you hear a popping noise. That's the watch broken and you can throw it away.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

When you conflate poverty with moral deficiency, this is the kind of shit you get.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Olive and Oliver imply the existence of Olivest.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Is it just me or does Mahler just sound like not paying attention to Wagner?

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

@scottishlabour.bsky.social did you enjoy paying for that YouTube advert? I enjoyed it, because I will NEVER vote for you.

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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

TO THE ATTENTION OF THE MAGPIE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW: Dear sir, As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak. However, some of us live *inside* the house with him. Sincerely, The lady who provides you roasted nuts

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Coming soon: "It's the thin end of the wedge" www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Cartoon of two people standing looking at a small hillock covered in several items of footwear. One is saying to the other "It's a slippery slope I'm afraid".

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Me every time I hide behind a tree to eat an After Eight mint, but accidentally leave the wrapper stuck to my sleeve.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dick Shotman United States, Census, 1950

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I didn't realise being a racist cunt was a protected characteristic.

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

New awareness campaign

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

This is the juxtaposition I have on my feed. And I'm not saying either of the posters are wrong.

Top half: Farage upset that politicians are professional.

Bottom half: Farage upset that politicians are unqualified.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Does anyone know what this wee creature is? Fine tip ballpoint pen for scale. Length approximately 4 mm.

A small creature that was just lying on my desk. I thought it might be a seed husk, or maybe a dead creature, but as I moved it onto my notebook to get my magnifying glass on it, it started to move. But I don't know what it is.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 02/11/2025

(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin): "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Italians came to Scotland and brought us the ice-cream sandwich. The Romans made a dessert and called it a piece.

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badtrick @badtrick.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

The guy responsible for your 401k: What if... Wiley E. Coyote just never looked down?

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The cops showed up at the house bc I posted “I’m giving kids microplastics for Halloween” on bluesky, but after I explained to them what microplastics and jokes are they were actually pretty decent about the whole thing, gave them funsize snickers for their troubles, with a bonus razor blade in each

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Imagine waking up in bed with a skeleton. That would be scary. But not as scary as waking up in bed without a skeleton.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I'm interested in how Andrew's lease on that royal lodge was broken. Are they going to have to refund him a seven figure sum he laid out on renovations? Because: 1. He's likely entitled to it. 2. By Christ is that going to be unpopular if he gets it.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Poor Andrew. So many people don't have a good word for him. Whereas I have several.

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WildDogz @untamedk9.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I fully understand most people will assume I am making this up, but I swear, as Dog is my witness, this is a real post from my real neighbor. I won't touch FB with a stick, but my roomate is on there and showed me the page: If you're hoping it is intentional satire, it's not.

Text: If you want to be an true american do it like the immagrents did when they came here go and learn to speak english and pass test like they did i m sure there were relatives of both republicans and democrates YOU MUST EARN THAT RIGHT TO BE A AMERICAN ,THEY DID YOUR NO BETTER

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

the two ways to tweet

Kim Kardashian tweets: "Up early today in NYC. About to do Good Morning America soon. What's everyone up to?"

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

"Afghan arrested over fatal stabbing came to county illegally" trumpets the Telegraph. Four paragraphs later they tell us he was granted asylum in 2022... So... No he didn't. Thanks for playing Racist Dog-whistle of the Day

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

"don't miss Jimmy Carr's new show" Nothing to worry about there. What you don't see you don't miss.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

"What's Polish for quince?" Phrases that suggest my life isn't getting any easier.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I've just received a little container of gasket grease. The packaging warned me to use a compliant power supply. Umm...

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

How is this an opinion question?

A poster on a train asking "which type of charity do Brits donate to the most?

a. Animal
b. Health
c. Environmental

Have your say @ work shop play"

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Hey Economy Rewind channel on YouTube, if you are going to use AI pish to make your videos, do you think you could get someone to check them?

A capture from an Economy Rewind video on YouTube, with the word "Spain", or more precisely, "Spaiñ" over a picture of the Colosseum in Rome ... In Italy.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Superman: You'll believe a man can fly. Iron Man: You'll believe a man can iron.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

You've got to see the replies to this! This is what Tim Berners-Lee had in mind!

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