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Pandoras Pinata

@pandoraspinata.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Gender made from chocolate, crepe paper and curses for mankind she/her or they/them if you're annoyed by me

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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Britain, if you're going to collapse can you do it in a more dignified way than elected officials screaming about gingerbread dicks? At least put a winsor in a wicker man or something
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Times looking at previous instances of prohibition and restrictions of medical care like...
Arrested Development - "but it might work for us" scene
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
the incoming 12000 word JK Rowling essay about fairness in girldinners is gonna be the UKs 9/11
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Loughborough uni are well ahead of you lads
bbc.co.uk
Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
truly wild to see British politicians, presumably unable to criticise anything any Israeli person does, start declaring that football hooliganism is part of Jewish culture. Gonna be honest, think you should look closer to home as to who's culture football hooliganism is...
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 06/10/2025
In line with the new, nicer face of patriotism, the Home Office will now decide asylum claims with a baking competition judged by Paul Hollywood. In order to reassure Reform voters that the process will still be sufficiently cruel and dehumanising, Noel Fielding will still be involved.
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
when they dig up your bones in 200 years, it'll be to discharge you for not attending your first appointment
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Cirice's Grave @ciricegray.itch.io · 28/09/2025
Stop buying Brandon Sanderson's books.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So we're going to force brown people to do unpaid labour against their will? The british do have previous on this one, but I think we gave it another name.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/09/2025
They aren't bringing ID cards in to make people's lives easier, they are specifically bringing them in to make certain people's lives harder.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Spider-Man asking dinosaur mad scientist Sauron why he is using his 170 seat majority to constantly fuck up instead of fixing Britain and Sauron saying that’s the way he likes it
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I feel like "stop letting reform outflank you to the left on civil liberties" should not be a hard ask, and yet labour are tripping over that bar, even as it's buried 20 miles under ground
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 24/09/2025
zero sympathy for starmer obviously, but it really is something how the press have once again just decided a prime minister is done and are publishing everything they knew the whole time until he resigns.
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
We're violent because....we get murdered a lot?
Slazemedia

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The medical data confirms the pattern.
A2023 study in the Journal of the
American Medical Association led by
NIH researcher Sarah Jackson found
that transgender-identified people are
three times more likely than men and
five times more likely than women to
die from suicide or homicide. In plain
English: This ideology is deadly. It
breeds broken bodies, broken minds,
and broken communities. The
"transition" industry i
S
built on
violence -against the self first, and
then against others.

That makes transgenderism not a
lifestyle but an inherently violent
ideology. Like slavery, it is not a
private eccentricity we can politely
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
got the ball, fair tackle
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
“If you don’t like it you can leave” update
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You know, this ideology is quite similar to the one they have in England
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
ever fucking green
Wes Streeting in a hotdog costume
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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
For those who pay attention to UK politics, the Liberal Democrats and #LDConf A bunch of TERFs tried first thing this morning to impose a transphobic policy on our internal elections (they wanted to exclude trans women from the gender balance criteria) They failed, spectacularly.
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Just one more support for the trump administration will win over those never-trump republicans who totally exist. Now to take a big sip of my drink and check how "my opponents are right" is going elsewhere. Vile to say this in any circumstances but also negative political literacy from Copmala.
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Can take the party out of labour but can't take labour brain out of the party.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Creating the factions THEN the party is definitely a new way of doing politics i suppose.
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 19/09/2025
Through the power of Corbyn's inexplicable popularity, they're speed running the stages of every doomed new left party ever. Has anybody said "shibboleth" yet?
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 18/09/2025
zarah sultana doesn't deserve this of course. it's clear that misogynistic chauvinism is more important to a "left" that seeks an inter-national fraternity over a truly liberatory politics
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 18/09/2025
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 18/09/2025
like i wanna give she/they gender vibes, like woman but spicy with it, but also i don't trust 99% of people with "they" around a trans woman
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Labour aides mad because if being gratuitously offensive about Diane Abbott is a sackable offence then any one of them could be next
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Sounds like that military recruitment ad: If you can hold a pencil, you can take notes, you can make a spreadsheet, you can host a meeting, you can host a conference, you can shake hands with fascists, you can lead a country Only turns out he had the pencil the wrong way to start
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Alice In Wunderland @aliceinwunderl3.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
If you pay attention, there is a co-ordinated international response to climate change involving exceptionally good buy in from world and business leaders. It's working spectacularly well, and their plan for the future is quickly coming to fruition. And it's evil.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Let alone the fact that this electoral expression of far-right sentiment very clearly folded into UKIP, then the 2017/2019 Tories who are this particular Labour project's baseline to imitate. So now we've ended up with Diet Fascism trying to fight the real thing and oops, turns out that doesn't work
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mrs shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
starmer being too spineless to condemn people literally calling for his assassination is bleakly funny
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org · 13/09/2025
The popularity of the rally is down to Starmer choosing to provide lip service to Reform policies & beliefs whilst his government opts not to make the systemic changes required to benefit the population as a whole. It would've been trivial to say that immigration is good. 3/
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
the mould has taken over her brain completely, like one of those fungus ant things
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Dumping out your briefcase full of spaghetti on the judges bench: SEEEE Deeply corrupt UK judge slurping up the spaghet: hmm yess you have a point actually
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Nice. That said, can't wait to share this with the NHS and be told still that "no, we don't prescribe that because there's no evidence it works" 🙃
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha… No.
* Team Labour
To: Natacha Kennedy >
Reply To: theteam@labour.org.uk >
URGENT: We need you back, Natacha.
16:14
Labour
Natacha,
Angela Rayner served the country and the Labour Party with an enormous sense of duty, playing a key role in returning Labour to government. We're all disappointed to have had to see her stand down from government but we know she will play a key role in Labour's future.
Her journey speaks volumes about how Labour in power changes lives and we thank her for her incredible service as Deputy Prime Minister and our Deputy Leader.
But the threat from our opposition is developing so rapidly that we cannot take our eve off the ball.
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"your honour, let the record state that I know a lot about porn"
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Casey's thread is excellent, and speaks to a much wider point I've been hesitant to articulate recently: That trans people are expected to quietly endure as non-issues things that would be considered deeply traumatic for cis people. Not just the sexual harassment or assault, but everyday things...
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans. What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
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Pandoras Pinata @pandoraspinata.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
sounding kinda like 1930s Germany tbh (Verordnung gegen den Waffenbesitz der Juden). USA heading further and further into a very dark place while the Dems continue to do nothing or clap it along while frothing about a teenager playing volleyball with her friends.
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Foxdie @foxdie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Section 29B of the public order act covers the publication of words intended to incite hatred and violence on the grounds of sexual orientation. This is Robert Jenrick apparently admitting that gender critical beliefs incite hatred and violence against trans people.
Screenshot from a telegraph article. It reads:

Robert Jenrick, the shadow justice secretary, said: “Section 29B of the Public Order Act does not apply to trans identity – that would basically outlaw gender-critical beliefs.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Compare and contrast: which of Linehan or Gary Lineker would you say behaves more like a weird, compulsive and quite sinister oddball, constantly pushing expansive forms of hatred? A pretty easy question to answer! And yet, a quick Google News search will throw up some very surprising results.
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DAVIEWoOOoO 👻 🎃🕸️ @daviemoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I’m sorry but when Tim fucking Stanley is calling the Labour government right wing & complaining their immigration policies are too harsh, angle it may be but that should TERRIFY people. A telegraph writer saying Starmer’s Labour is right wing is all you should need to know something is wrong.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
We tried so hard to explain that the anti-trans panic wasn't just going to hurt trans people. Whether through recklessness or intent it resulted in extremely weird, broad, harmful laws. I'm not mad, but I'm telling you, we really tried.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
UK Legal updates: ❌️ Holding a Palestine Acton sign = CRIME ❌️ Trans graffiti = DEPLORABLE ❌️ Peeing while trans = CRIME ❌️ Giving a BJ while trans = SERIOUS CRIME ✔️ Encouraging anti-trans hate attacks = TRIVIAL ✔️ Racist flag graffiti = WE ALL LOVE FLAGS ✔️ Attacking asylum-seekers = LEGITIMATE CONCERNS
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