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Hangry Dad

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Your dad from twitter, now on Bluesky. Hope you've tidied your room. Also on letterboxd: boxd.it/51pzj

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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 23m
Broke a capacitor off a laptop motherboard and reattached it with BluTack - that's a viable, long-term fix, right?
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
No one wants to admit it but the first step to fixing TV is going to have to be making it 4:3 again
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@julietteburton.bsky.social every bit as good as I'd been told - v.nerdy, v.funny (and that was a good Yennefer cosplay, despite my muted reaction).
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Carrying on the Steve Dillon appreciation with a new shirt.
Judge Dredd, holding a pistol, back to back with Judge Joyce, holding a pint of the black stuff, against the green of the Emerald Isle.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some very nice Steve Dillon originals at Luton Comic Con:
Six-Pack & DogwelderRogue Trooper
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Settle down, Disney+
Disney+ notification: press the arrow to discover our must-watch tit...
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woman: adult female sandwich
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I let the handbrake off my car and it rolls through the front of your house - my fault. I let my dog off the lead and he rips open your shopping bag - my fault. AI company lets loose an AI agent and it hacks a private database - unclear who is at fault. 🤪
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of English Literature students cried out in horror...
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TwoTierPolicing

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Woman sentenced for hurling milkshake at
Farage
16 December 2024
Lewis Adams
BBC News, Essex
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woman goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh, cruel; she feels alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great singer Ella Langley is in town. Go and see her. That should pick you up." Woman bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Ella Langley."
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don't get whimsy like this anymore.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just had mince pie.
A man looks dismayed as he tears off the page on his calendar to reveal that it is October.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see Piddington is a town for Rockers.
Sign outside the village of Piddington, that reads "NO to Bicester mod asylum centre".
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The little frame holds before cuts are perfect
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What did Anita Anand do to deserve Any Answers?
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is "Macklemore" really pronounced as Mac l'Amour?
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have always been at war with Piddington.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Oneders will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Beatles-like band "The Oneders", from "That Thing You Do!".
You are probably pronouncing their name wrong.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the solution to the problem of being unable to both have the cake and also eat the cake is simple. perform a zeno’s paradox on eating the cake, only eating half at each sitting until eventually you scraem in utter defeat
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's a lot of gold moving around... (song unrelated)
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Getta Bloomin' Move On! (The Self Preservation Society) (From "The Italian Job" Soundtrack)
YouTube video by Quincy Jones And His Orchestra - Topic
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing will prepare you for picture 10 www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Station House., Station Road, Bleasby, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG14 7GD, NG14 for £75,000. Marketed by Auction House, Covering Notts and Derby
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Quote this with a gif of your first anime ever
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Battle Of The Planets Gatchaman
Alt: The team from Battle Of The Planets (Science Ninja Team Gatchaman, for the purists), silhouetted by a bolt of lightning. 7-Zark-7 is conspicuous by his absence.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From the UK, "it's in Parade magazine" has me doing a double-take.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
The Joker, from The Batman (cartoon) - looking like the lovechild of Jared Leto and Blanka. Britta Perry (Gillian Jacobs), from Community, about to overlook racism. Jedi Master Yoda, looking a bit spaced out. Lobotomised Marge Simpson, carrying a piece of her brain in a jar.
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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The hardest thing to stomach about all these far right protests is not that they are happening, because there will always be cunts, but that they are getting bigger and braver and more aggressive because of the ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC response from the government and police
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redpancho @redpancho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, he's not wrong...
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 03/09/2026
What a weird coincidence, surely these seemingly independent companies couldn't have a single point of failure caused by incestuously sharing the identical infrastructure.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In response to the news of Chris Langham's passing, I've seen more than one post naming People Like Us as the logical precursor to The Office, and can we just not, please? I don't want to become the worst possible incarnation of this meme:
Britta Perry (Gillian Jacobs, Community: "I can excuse [REDACTED], but I draw the line at enabling Ricky Gervais".
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Bayeux Tapestry, which isn't a tapestry and wasn't made in Bayeux, depicts the Battle Of Hastings, which didn't take place in Hastings? D-, historians, must do better.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Strait of Our Moose" - very good, wry chuckles all round. *AI picture of a moose dressed as a mountie* - I hope your country gets taken by force.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/08/2026
This is the route Rockstar should have taken
Wallace and Gromit A Grand Theft Auto
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What Tyler: "Hey, Ploughman! Why are you robbing that guy, are you some sort of hood?" Piers Ploughman: "Hmm, say that again..." *smash cut to credits* (Linkin Park optional)
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
IT (1990)
Stephen King's IT

A Clown sits at a keyboard answering your stupid phonecalls
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*shaking the monkey's paw furiously* "Not THAT 80-year-old featured in 'Home Alone 2!!'"
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't think it was really encouraged at most schools, so you can probably infer that Nige lost one too many games of soggy biscuit.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name your favourite Bob.
Tracey Walter as Bob The Goon (from Batman 89) - hat and shades like a lost Blues Brother, but with unkempt blonde hair and a warm-looking coat; he's aiming a pistol.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"A genetically engineered yeast that eats everything and shits out cookies" does sound like an apocalypse waiting to happen, but it would also save me from needing to wash things out before chucking them in the recycling, so who can say if this is bad?
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The "best Simpsons quote" thing is going to run and run, so here's another one for consideration:
youtu.be
Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies!
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the bleakest things I've ever read.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kryten, you smeg head!
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bruce Campbell as Mayor Mike Haggar.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I neither know nor care what this is about, but does no one block justify their text, anymore?
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Haha, nice try, Bluesky, but "reading Will Self" isn't a mistake I'm going to make again.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting.
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reading this and getting much the same "ugh, homework" reaction as everyone else, but then it's just all the films that everyone has probably already seen, anyway. Only one TV show on the list (Loki - I never got round to series 2 of that, precisely because the MCU TV shows feel like homework).
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Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Saw this stamp on a letter and briefly mistook it for one of those terrible AI pictures of Trump. 🤦
A blonde Sir Galahad, dressed in chain mail with a St George's Cross tabard over the top, kneels in prayer, with his hands together and faced raised into the light. He has a teardrop shield on his back, also decorated with the St George cross.
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