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@moschops.bsky.social
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 10h
Hey, remember how us radical trans extremists were warning that you have to go on the attack against transphobic Dems immediately because otherwise other politicians will take the lack of consequences as permission and the bigotry will spread? Yeah...
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 10h
look it may not have been a terror plot, and if it transpires that it was just diesel theft, isn't the fact that we *thought* it was a terror plot reason enough to proscribe médecins sans frontières and bomb the houthis?
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 11h
You can’t criticize me I already visualized you as the unhelpful zigzag Tetris block and myself as the heroic single line block
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politicaliverpool.bsky.social @politicaliverpool.bsky.social · 18h
If they don’t have a plan now, 3 years before the end of their government with a majority of 158, they actually don’t plan to do it at all
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 18h
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 21h
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 19h
We've been doing "let's scrap [benefit] to fund [promised future public service] for close to two decades now, and while we have succeeded in scrapping benefits we do not seem to have funded any more public services. And somehow we still don't have any money.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 21h
"Investment firm Urbagestión, which bought the property in 2018, increased the rent from €500 per month to €2,650 The company later offered to reduce this to €1,650 however she was still unable to pay this with her monthly pension of €1,350" These companies are parasites 🤬
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Evicted Spanish pensioner, Maricarmen Abascal, can move home, lawyer says
The eviction of Maricarmen Abascal, 87, prompted large-scale protests across Spain.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21h
Been playing Marvel Midnight Suns and this has to be deliberate, right?
A character coming through a portal, only it looks like a goatse.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Words to live by.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BRITISH VALUES SAVE R CULCHER
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Due to unforeseen circumstances the next meeting of the South-East Gloucestershire Under-25s Shirtless Metal Detecting Society has been postponed pending further enquiries.
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Former Pingu Child Actor (BANISHED) @cursedpingu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"major incident" at RAF fairford Let me guess... RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA PUTIN RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA PUTIN LMAO It's consent manufactured in false flagging season
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when proven liar Keir Starmer got up and did his Island of Strangers speech and spoke of the “incalculable damage” migration had done to the country
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a crime to go on a lovely 3am countryside run with the boys?
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do people really NEED to cross the river in London? Don't they have stuff on both sides?
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know where to begin with a Prime minster with years left on his term and a huge majority saying he won't do anything until the next general election. Is he intending to just not govern until 2029?
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The Last Yorkshireman (not from Yorkshire) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen if you haven’t heard the song ‘I’m Addicted (To Your Pontefract Cake)’ by Rhubarb Triangle, I think you’re a total fucking ingrate philistine with no respect for culture, alright? DO BETTER!
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Israel says Ireland is two weeks away from having nuclear weapons
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We'll do things next time said the people who could very easily do things now if they wanted to but. But they don't seem to want to.
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Controls on immigration Labour mug but it says controls on anime
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rude.
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Rude.
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Gift @giftmacher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Labour: this shit's fucked! Us: you going to fix it? Labour: fuck no, but next election right?
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A controversial match has just become more controversial.
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gabundy ☭ @gabundy.blog · 27/09/2026
He borrowed these trousers off Sir Keir Starmer
Kim Jong Un looks sassy af in massive trousers.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got a cough, so I'm calling it nu-monia
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Middle child just announced they'd recently come across jelqing. Jelqing's back baby awoooo (Wolf howl)
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It only had one week at #1. What are you talking about.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That time on Twitter that Tom usher posted the sideshow. Bob rake meme, but it was Chris Bryant with various academics repeatedly hammering his shit takes, and Kris Bryant himself responded. Sorry. Are you suggesting I should be repeatedly hit in the head with hammers?
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got as far as eating one last night and my wife stopped me eating more by saying "that's shallot."
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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is wild how, in the North of Ireland, it is the costumed bigots with tribal drums & emblems, led by convicted paedophiles, who are on the side of the law, while bereaved mothers are the illegal gathering. Oh I forgot, that's just the new normal now.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘D’ye mind if I just pop out for a quick iced coffee, like?’
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 27/09/2026
The march was supposed to start ay 8, it hasn't yet, Sinn Fein seem to believe it will not be going ahead. The last time this all happened they rioted across NI for years, children died, property was torched. All because the Orange Order and their loyalist supporters won't accept 'no'.
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Rue 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Northern Ireland if you're found guilty of bestiality you have to wear an orange and purple sash and walk through the town streets.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brian Blessed with a speech bubble suggesting he's saying the quoted tweet.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Letsss goooo
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, hear me out, what about instead of an ice coffee I bring homemade chilli to a job interview?
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Janice, I hope you can see the two middle fingers Im holding up at you all the way from Canada, honey; all disrespect is intentional and intended
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spira, innit.
An open Spira. Two sticks of spiral, airy chocolate.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Samuel L Jackson's "losing face" at an aware ceremony, subtitled Samuel L JacksonSamuel L Jackson winning an Oscar subtitled "Samuel W Jackson"
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AJ McKenna @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It should surely be incredibly obvious by now that these fuckers are at the very least in a group chat if not actively receiving instructions.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is genuine bravery from Bazunu. Shame on his team mates for failing to support him
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Rodney Marques @rodneymarques.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sniffs* "I've seen stuff" *taps ash*
Close up of Andy Burnham's haunted I eyes
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He was really good at Villa.
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