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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 16h

Tech-fan alert! Just been notified of a wonderful new kickstarter. A tiny, dinky, baby smol mouse. I suspect ideal for children under 2 and cats, but will cause hand cramp and RSI in an adult within about 3 minutes. All for $85. Why don't 'entrepreneurs' think these things through?

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Shortbreadfairy©️ @shortbreadfairy.bsky.social · 17h

Feck off and keep fecking off until you get in the sea🙄 This is a land grab by a Company. We're being bought up like a patchwork quilt so you don't notice.

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Toks Nilhaw @toksnilhaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

All in breach of S.7 of the Public Order Act, and thus committing a criminal act, Police all doing nothing This must be terrorism - they clearly are failing to hold up blank pieces of paper, which is de jure terrorism.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Technology, eh? Just done 6 hours in the community shop. Lunchtime the card machine dies. Turns out to be the internet connection has dropped. Re-booting router doesn't help. Generally panic and 'have you got cash'? Oooh - use our backup sumup machine. Which needs WiFi - bugger! Back 30 mins later

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The gods are angry! The great Toilet Tick is consuming the Sun! The Gods demand a sacrifice. Only blood will satisfy them and regurgitate the bright life-giver back to us. Everyone on the bus to Clacton! Bring your seaxes, (and a guillotine if you have one).

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Clearly NOT for sharing. 4 pints of mead (with a Turnip Gin chaser) is nothing. Also handy as a water bucket to try and extinguish the flames.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Any cat experts? I took in a rather rough young feral last year. Settled in nicely and is seriously domesticated. But... In the last couple of weeks he's forgotten that he should shit & wee outside. Earlier did a shit next to the food bowls, and pissed in the middle of the bed! How do I train him?

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

7 assorted keys of unknown usage. A pre-USB charger for a long-dead phone. Several assorted pre-Euro coins (francs, marks, guilders)

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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Mo is having surgery tomorrow for breathing difficulties and he has sent this. Things are tough, it’s taken 2 months to achieve a third of our total of the Chuffed campaign to buy a good supply of cat food, if you can spare a few squid 🤞 chuffed.org/project/1841...

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Are we seeing signs of Bluesky accounts being hacked for uncertain purposes? I've had a few unprovoked blocks from accounts that seem to have been dormant for a year or more. What are they up to? Watch out, denizens. That poor starving beggar may be a Viking in disguise.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wonder if I can get formatting in Bluesky? e.g. 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 or 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤

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clockworkChris @clockworkchris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Evening denizens, Just warning that I aim to be rather quiet on here for a few weeks. I have a shed-load of work to do, & MUST avoid daytime distraction by Wülferhampton. I think I'll go to Ljiferpuöl to investigate opportunities for turnip export. I'll take Brenda & Brenda as admin support, obvs.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just had a brief stroll in the drizzle past the turnip fields and heard a few birdies which the ingenious technology in my phone identified as European Stonechats. I thought I'd take a photo to brighten your day #ShitBirdPhotos

A tree with a misty forest in the distance. There may be a bird in the tree

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/06/2026

It's breaking my heart that the house isn't being turned into a museum to be a permanent home for all of this. Come on national trust, English heritage, v&a or whoever, keep it all together.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Old story. Amber Rose Barnes, 36, enters the sick cunt charts at #87 for killing a husky puppy. Yankee gun nuts should have to pass a test to get a licence - 3 rounds hand-to-paw cage fighting a female Kodiak bear separated from her cub. That'll show whether they're man enough to handle a gun.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

WERWULF? THER. WULF. THER. HAT. THER. MEADHALL bsky.app/profile/bloo...

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PJ @septemberrising.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It’s absolutely jaw dropping…

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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 12/05/2025

I made a Downfall video

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Dirk Smith @dirksmith.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This is why. 😆

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Bloody Microsoft and AI There's now an AI button floating on my document. Right click it for options and get this: Dear Microsoft: why isn't there an option to "BURN IT WITH FIRE!"

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

To arms! The blasted Vikings are coming to try and SELL us stuff. The only currency they understand is cold, sharp steel. And a bonk on the head with a club.

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Dale Vince @dalevince.com · 14/06/2026

Errrrr,r this is the same bloke and company that right now are building two new nuclear power stations, one about five years away the other fifteen years away (Hinkley and Sizewell C). Has he just admitted Britain does not need these?

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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

After eating the cold, dead flesh of her deceased owner Mavis had to resort to Only Fans to feed her Dreamies habit.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

@goodlawproject.org @jolyon.goodlawproject.org Surely Good Law has someone with a bit of time on their hands? Identifying clear legal reasons to bang these racist scum up would be a major public service.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Repost this to hell. The Zionist state must be dissolved, and its supporters imprisoned for life.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Bugger. It's hosing down outside, so my bed is getting gradually covered in soggy pussy cats, who are all in a serious "cuddle me" mode

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

After the terrible murder of Henry Nowak, the perpetrator was convicted for murder + also convicted for carrying an unlawful large blade (with his claims of a religiious exemption or for self-defence rejected). "Ramblings of a Sikh" blogs on the case ramblingsofasikh.substack.com/p/henry-nowa...

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Henry Nowak's Murder: The Kirpan, The Law & the Response

A response to the conviction of Vickrum Digwa - what the kirpan exemption under UK law actually says, why calls to ban it miss the point, and what comes next.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Future Supreme God Emperor of the Universe decree #873 Only individual adults will be allowed to shop in supermarkets. When people go in with a partner/parent/child they spend ages debating & discussing each purchase, blocking access to the shelves. Individuals just pick item off shelf & move on.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

At this juncture I’d like to point out: * we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing * there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world * a united approach could stop the climate crisis But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The first 8 hours weren't too bad, but after that... Still gives me nightmares

DVD case for Led Zeppelin, the Song Remains the Same

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I'm glad we don't have this sort of dodgy behaviour in local government in Wülferhampton We'd never see @wulfhelm.bsky.social doing any 'saucy sexting' - he can't write. Saucy seaxing*, quite probably though. * pre-smearing the seax blade with Granny R's famous Pictish Bonnet sauce, for added pain

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Canolfan Uwchefrydiau Cymreig a Cheltaidd / CAWCS @yganolfangeltaidd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

📢Taith Gerdded Gwydr Lliw Caerdydd / Stained Glass Walking Tour of Cardiff 🗓️13/06/2026

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Norwich Cycling Campaign @norwichcycling.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Why don't cyclists use the cycle paths? PS, don't forget to vote on Thusday.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Genocide has global jurisdiction. Why haven't all people in the UK who support genocide in Gaza been charged by the police? Why hasn't the IDF been proscribed as a terrorist organisation?

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Those of you who love life in the wilds beyond Offa's Dyke know that it is a simple place, where we call a spade a blydi rhaw. The excellent #chip shops serve simple fodder. But it's Comedy Festival time in #Machynlleth. And this is what they're cooking for the bloody tourists from Londiniumcaster

Street sign offering "Homemade chilli jam pea fritter" and "Salt n pepper squid"

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Being on holiday can be great fun, so many things to do, as witness this FB post. Lucky Michelle's Mum!

Photo of a middle-aged woman under the post "Hope you are having a pizzerific week in the sunshine 🌞 Michelle's Mum is still visiting and loving the sunshine. She is also embracing her new tit… See more"

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Is there perhaps, a simple step that Scotland (and Cymru) could take that would eliminate this problem once and for all?

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Yo! Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social - I see your spork and raise you one of whatever-this-is - an AllThing* * actually, that may be an Icelandic Parliament.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Well, fellow depraved denizens, I'm off to bed, so I'll say Good Morning now, in the hope that the message gets through by breakfast time. Let's see what pleasant music Through The Night has to offer. Nos da.

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Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production @rootvegserf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Not on the Mead Hall menu tonight, but on a menu somewhere* Deep fried, battered thingy with chips. I think 3 is a generous portion. I'd stop at one. And too much green stuff. * it popped up on my Facebook feed, The Great Potato knows why.

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