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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 2h

Cooking for the person you love is one of the most erotic things you can do. Like, look sweetheart I broke apart mother earth with my bare hands and reassembled her into ephemeral art to make your mouth cum.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I were to, say, put on a live show in real life, would that be something people would be interested in and go to?

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'll believe that it's "innovation" when AI comes up with a new kind of hat.

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Legalkimchi @legalkimchi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Star trek meme of a klingon greeting Dax saying "nielly my beloved old friend" in the second picture, dax correcting him saying "im nelle now" and then him saying "nelle, my beloved old friend"

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No pressure but I'm also going by "Nelle". I probably prefer it. It's my legal name now. I considered designating Neilly as a stage name and keeping Nelle for anonymity but honestly I think the best idea is if people just pick for themselves which one they want to use at any given time.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Would the international community be so eager in their support for Ireland, as some avatar of our global conscience, if we wore black armbands while we traded billions in service with Israel and illegally transported US weapons to them through Shannon airport?

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My daughter corrected me on the name of a season three episode of the Simpsons and I couldn't be prouder.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This Crypto-Conservative Britain will utterly destroy the Good Friday Agreement while hiding, snivelling, behind it.

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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The DUP and SF have been in a staring contest over who will collapse stormont first and I don't see how that won't happen when a load of people get battered off the road by the PSNI so 35 pricks, who've been using an alternative route for 28 years, can march down a road full of taigs.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm only half joking when I say that U2 out on Grafton Street is the Irish equivalent of a psyop. The liberal establishment desperately trying to reassert everything is normal and we should pull ourselves back from the brink of consciousness, be placated, and buy more stuff "in the NAAAME of love

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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For me, if Ireland boycotts Israel in the football it would mean more to me and bring me more pride than winning the world cup. #coybig

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If the spoof genre wasn't already dead the best possible spoof I could imagine is of the self-serious prestige Nolan-type film and it would be called Poopenheimer.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

turns out writing a video essay about my transition is hard send help

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hear there's a running gag that bisexual women love Ireland. Well hold my beer, I have a video for you.

Neilly in front of soft-focus twee Irish town in twee Irish red dress, lips pursed from pronouncing a letter like "oh"

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I've come to academic writing as something of an outsider, having done my undergrad in making coffee and mopping, but honestly I enjoy it now! I'm particularly fond of the use of words like "elide" and "inscribe" for no reason.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The new Terminator movie should be Kyle Reese travelling back in time to prevent the Skynet crash that cost everyone their retirement funds.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Shove your pedal up your arse and press "loop" Sheeran.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When fifty different commenters tell me and Sarah that they thought we were the same person but then we both think that just means I'm really hot because she's really hot is that autogynephilia?

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Look, I hated The Proclaimers way before it was remotely justifiable.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hear Ticketmaster are refusing to refund Sheeran tickets after his puppet strings were yanked by Robert Kraft. It's a great time to be one of the people going to see their cousin's jam band and making a voluntary donation at the door.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Transphobia not only loses Democratic nominees elections, it also ruins the reputations (and brains) of liberals on the ground trying desperately to get those transphobic nominees elected.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't particularly want to be part of bashing the Bluesky devs (nor defend them) Sounds boring. But this is just a really great skeet.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As popular musicians around the world begin to contend with the idea that "I love peace" isn't really a sentence, I think we should all take a moment to think of Bono... anxiously stuck on the toilet trying to figure out if he can ever safely make a public statement again.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm excited for this one. There were several conversations when we were making our 'Why Don't Fascists Eat Vegetables' video where Hoots was like "oooh, I'm reading some similar stuff for the MAHA video!" Obviously I haven't seen it yet but I have a good feelings.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I would just like to apologise on behalf of the Left. Occasionally I'll read that "The Left" has never apologized for certain things - Trump's victory in 2016, the mean tweets that one time, a general drop in viewership of a particular creator - and, look, on behalf of the Left: we're sorry.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The quotes and replies to this from UK trans people are really quite sobering and sad. It's honestly inspiring me to be particularly loud and big and me where I am, in an urban and relatively safe feeling bit of Ireland.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look, I hated Ed Sheeran way before it was remotely justifiable.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Okay I'm answering this challenge: It is said that somewhere in Vienna in the 1920s a promising composer by the name of Alban Berg was visited in a dream by Mephistopheles...

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm sick on the couch. Ask me to make a pun out of anything. Or ask me anything. Or anything.

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026

The vitriol directed at me and other members of the trans community for having the audacity to declare our votes are not to be taken for granted. By cisgender people who otherwise have called themselves allies. I wish it weren’t so utterly predictable.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

One of the defining features of being such a particularly punchable minority du jour is the loud lads telling us what we should do and how the things thought leaders who are members of the minority say are bad and reprehensible and stupid.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Pictured here with Irish Taoiseach, Salacious B. Crumb.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not a single black thinker or political figure, and yet there are two Che Guevaras. If AI does have consciousness it's racist consciousness (and also no it doesn't)

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What's the difference between a pain in the neck and a pain in the hole? Nothing, if you're Charlie Kirk.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is the best feminist book I've read in years. Cannot recommend highly enough. Very accessible in its style but remains beautiful and fierce in its language. This is stuff I've felt on the tip of my tongue for years. Pure fire from cover to cover. Sophie Lewis you've done it again.

The front cover of Sophie Lewis's book "Enemy Feminisms" featuring the sub-heading "TERFs, Policewomen & Girlbosses Against Liberation."

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Some long-form video essay channel names that are still up for grabs: The Funky Economist Gramsci/her Lobster Communism Wow Look Nothing Big Lemon Umberto Economics Bella Chow Chow Horse with Two Names The Funky Ecologist Brian J. Sullivan Bimp

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Aidan Curran @aidancurran17.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Literally the same government on the same day:

Collage of newspaper articles:
Government cannot 'fund everything together': Bus and rail fare hikes of up to 35% confirmed
Ryder Cup spectator transport ‘could cost €1m a day’

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It is possible to believe that open manholes should have safety cordons and sufficient signage and that the public should be completely safe from injury, while also laughing at Milo Yiannopoulis falling down one and breaking all his bones.

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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 27/08/2026

The Green Party are standing up for their right to make trans people feel safe and welcome, so we're defending them in court Get involved 👇 goodlaw.social/yndo

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Help the Greens protect trans members | Good Law Project

The Greens took action to protect trans people. Now the party is facing legal action – so we’re defending them in court

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Brits will absolutely throw the next minority under a bus that runs remarkably on time but which they loudly complain about.

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hi Guys Just a quick follow up on our previous conversation. Are you still interested?

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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Bradley Cooper" is my current favourite celebrity name to spoonerise.

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