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Solidarity is a verb Militant Trade-unionist Hardcore socialist I refuse Digital ID which means my government has decided i cant have DMs

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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People who think fire-and-rehire is a legitimate practice are demons and should be treated as such at every opportunity.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only people that should ever own a sports team are the local community - make each team public property, and strip out all the endorsements and profiteering, pay the players a fair wage, make them community engines rather than "investments" for billionaires.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Almost as if the lifelong impunity to the consequences of their actions have conditioned them to believe that the rules don't apply to the rich and connected or something. Good thing we nipped that in the bud and didn't do that whole turn the page bullshit the other corrupt scumbags suggested.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The same freaks and weirdos who complained about work from home and remote learning are the ones the most aggressively delusional about AI slopbots making it possible to remotely work or learn Its almost as if their worldview is dictated by what benefits them at any given time and not reality
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being against Global Warming, but only because I think the alien lizard-men masquerading as politicians and billionaires are deliberately trying to engineer it to get hotter because they're cold-blooded.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This place rocked in the before times of ALF Hog. Then they started letting bedwetting centrists and other degenerate capitalist scum in and pushing the dirtbags out and everything went downhill.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gavin Newsome is actually one of the capitalist aliens from that documentary "They Live" all the way down to bulldozing homeless encampments. Trump is the Mel Brooks parody of every government official in a single stinking carcass.
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Creepy Figure Chewing Gum
Alt: Alien from the movie They Live
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bookmarking for later.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The absolute state of this melt, who looks like someone stapled a mop to a potato calling someone else an idiot - bitch, theres a reason Americans pretend to be Canadians when visiting normal countries. The USA is a cesspit of nazis and genocidal terrorists, your president is a literal terrorist.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only people that think Polanski looks bad for genuinely attempting to move out of his comfort zone and reach non-english-as-a-first language voters are smug centrist nonces and lanyard fondling sentient skidmarks Most normal people just see it as an honest attempt to be respectful to a community
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This fucking cocksplat thinks toxic means a few swearwords and not whatever the fuck they're trying to rules lawyer an exemption for here.. ..dude, bigots don't get respect, or polite debate, they get the shame stick. Muppet.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These morons still trying to present a trolley problem in 2026 as if its some sign of deep political wisdom and courage when the rest of the world is telling them that if you want to throw people under the wheels you get the wheels too, meanwhile we'll blow up the rails if we have to defend others.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OK. New rule. No more followers please. Applications will be considered on a one-in-one-out basis. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just watched The Blues Brothers for what must be the 10th time and noticed two things i completely missed before 1) When Elwood runs the red light and tells the cop it was yellow - it was because his sunglasses would have made all red lights look yellow. ->
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Im generally in favour of public disruption to public infrastructure as a political tool.I wish we had more of it on a mass scale, especially around airports and docks- nothing scares capital more than disruption of that flow. That being said these freaks should have been Cabal-Streeted out of there
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The *only* land this country should be overseeing is its ownmainland, and then only by consent - if Cornwall or Wales wanted to leave then they too should do so. This entire cesspit of inbred slackjawed forelock tugging public school nonces and perverts shouldnt be dictating ownership of anything/
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Letting a titled Lord anywhere near children, let alone in a position of authority of them is child abuse.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I must have watched Spaceballs 30 times, and i *just* caught the joke where President Skoorb is Brooks spelled backwards. Mel Brooks, truly the gift that keeps on giving.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's a pretty ballsy thing to claim. Especially when your guy is in the running for "most likely to be an actual Antichrist"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I wonder If devout Catholics can ever be vegan. I mean..."I never eat meat, except the literal blood and flesh of a god once a week " might be a hard circle to square
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This idea that governments are obligated to reimburse companies in the event they decide to renationlize entire industries is absurd. How about "fuck you, we're just going to take back the industries and if you fuck about we'll have the last decade of profits back on top and send you to prison"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This guy, and lackwits like him, are living examples of failing upwards - I wouldnt trust someone as stupid as this to water plants, let alone opine on anything of importance. I can literally feel braincells dying just by reading his bleatings.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If these losers think that a t-shirt is dangerous wait until they see the stuffed toy Farage my dog alternates between fucking and chews up.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is what every photo of Andrew Tate looks like to me:
Photo featuring that Yellow Bastard, Roark jr, from Sin City.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The prick enjoyed his time being Trumps lapdog so much, let him fuck off over there and do it permanently.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
While im sure the red tories under Burnham will do their own horrific crimes against humanity, im reminded of my half-serious theory that Burnham was doing a reverse Starmer - lying to the right to slither into power then immediately backstabbing them.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Never forget that when the UK government and media talk about "stake holders" they actually mean creatures like Rowling and Musk. Which is doubly ironic considering the only stakes involved should be pinning them to their coffins. Banger satire in the thread as usual though.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They keep banging on my doors bleating about "gas leaks" and "for your own safety " and rubbish like that when I'm trying to sleep, and its really starting to annoy me
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I think something got into and died in the tiny exterior vent that connects my fan in the kitchen to the outside wall, because i came down to the kitchen this afternoon and for some reason there were about 500 fat black flies crawling over that one specific part of the wall. It was biblical
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Im personally fine with no general election - the way i see it Labour and the Toryformkippers are functionally the same, and as long as Labour is in power its getting less and less popular, alienating more and more of the nominally-left public and boosting a Green alternative.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Almost every issue we as a global society face today is down to the fact small men play at being big men, and are too cowardly to admit to being stupid,wrong, or both...and that other weaklings let them get away with it out of self interest
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Society for Psychical Research @spr1882.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Is My Brain Wired to Never See a Ghost? A Psychologist on Three Factors That Make a Paranormal Experience More Likely As a psychology professor, I often think about the subjectivity people use when interpreting experiences: goodmenproject.com/featured-con...
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Is My Brain Wired to Never See a Ghost? A Psychologist on Three Factors That Make a Paranormal Experience More Likely
As a psychology professor, I often think about the subjectivity people use when interpreting experiences.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Billionaires are billionaires only on easy mode - I am old enough to remember when a billion was a million million, now its just a thousand million Same with Musk, back in the day a trillion was a million billion, but we had to simplify it to (i presume) stroke the fragile egos of the upper classes
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Its midnight, 79F, 75F Humidity. Add at least another 10f to that for this room that been sucking up heat all day long, and the air right now is like trying to breathe soup through a straw. Every climate change denier for the last 30 years should be rounded up and removed from society.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One of the few benefits of AI is watching centrist bellends cook their brains on it. Its a shame they have to cook the environment at the same time.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmers entire time in office was a disgrace - promoted beyond his competence, weak and afraid, lashing out at his political enemies (always to the left), flailing and vindictive and petty, beholden to the security state, big money and the fascist media barons - he belongs in a Hague cell
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ever sat in a room with a couple of coke heads blathering away at 3am, convinced they are solving the worlds problems with their profound insights, when in actual fact they're spouting barely coherent verbal diarrhea? Thats what people who use AI to write for them remind me of.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The reason Starmer and his coterie of genocidaires are trying to ban under 16s from social media is to cover up their crimes against humanity and provide childrens identity to the pedophiles who dictate their policies before they get old enough to vote, they want them uninformed and ignorant.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Why the hell would I want to use Group Chats? I haven't even bothered to register my ID to get regular DMs, let alone want to talk to more than one person at a time.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Do you know how hard it is to find a funeral plan that literally just body disposal? They all try to insist on "having a ceremony" or "selling you a coffin" or "seating for mourners" or some nonsense I dont want that - just stick me in an old fridge box, run me through the oven and sweep up the dust
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SETI Institute @setiinstitute.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A Skeptical Guide to UFO Cases and Claims With Steven Spielberg’s new blockbuster film "Disclosure Day" about to debut, scientists and educators will face a new barrage of student and public questions about UFOs (or, as they have been rebranded, UAPs). 🧪 👽️
Photograph of a person standing on a hilltop, shining a flashlight up into the sky. The sky is full of stars and the band of the Milky Way over the hill tops. Text: anything can be a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
To be fair, they're both going to die on a golden toilet.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If they keep sending time travellers back to avert the apocalypse eventually one will succeed in their mission
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yeah, but in fairness she has been busy setting up the bad guy super-teams in the MCU, so...
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Any politicians that unironically describes themselves as "The grown-ups in the room" belong on a watch list, and should have a welfare check on any children they've ever come into contact with. At minimum.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wait, Farage claiming he got paid that £5mil for pushing brexit by a foerign billionaire? Isnt taking money from foreigners to push/vote for something as an elected official VERY illegal?
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Labour friends of Mandelson are about to give the country a taste of a reform government by doubling down on uncanny valley candidates
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newssss from the kingdomsss Kathleen Stock: terrible bone-chilling news, dark lord!! Rowling: sspeak Stock: well, you know the holyrood? Rowling: Rowling: the what
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
People who are always the first to say "Political violence is never the answer" are always the first to deny the violence their politics do to actual people.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mind you, If i had to work around the likes of Starmer, Weasel Streeting, Farage, Badenoch etc I'd demand a subsidized bar too.
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