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Zoey Béchamel

@zoeybechamel.bsky.social
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Not a featherless biped. Unfortunately dutch. If you are here, you probably know who I am. She/Her. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 21h
true crime girlies will be like "I got 5 locks on my front door cuz I got scared of a podcast" and then also "I told this catcaller I was a trans woman so he'd leave me alone teehee." They are operating on a level beyond my reckoning.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boris Johnson's election promises
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Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
ALT: Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.
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Donate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra Ariello
Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I see someone do something embarrassing, I commit it to memory. I will bring your stupid mistake to the halls of my conscious, and I will immortalise it in my diary so it will never be forgotten again. When you remember your stupid idiot fuckup that one time. Know that I remember too.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After 1 attempt at improvement, I managed to beat my new PB for the Bluesky Pet Death Post Any% speedrun with the following time: 0.00s That's right, I didn't even need to scroll. Lucky seed, I guess
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Reddit had that giga hate boner for this lady Ellen Pao and only after 2 years of sustained hate did people realise she might have been the only normal person in Silicon Valley. I wonder what she's up to now.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, maybe if you're lucky you'll get a repeat, and you can bond about bombing people some more
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Check out this picture of a beloved pet! Well, guess what?? It's DEAD!! I am in MOURNING rn and you better give me one thousand sympathy likes or I will CRASH OUT #Cheetoindawhitehouse
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if I pirate/buy second hand/etc. my Harry Potter stuff? You are still keeping her cultural relevance alive, which is how she keeps getting big money deals Also, you are immersing yourself in the creative output of a bigot. It is time to let it go. You are required to let it go.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Deadbeat abandons his family, takes a long fuckin time to find somewhere else to live.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Isn't it time we asked the gay of hormuz what he thinks about all this?
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 15/08/2026
There's this massive undercurrent of contempt towards us that people haven't unpacked because despite their professed beliefs, they simply cannot believe we are what we say we are, or suffer what we say we suffer.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's so funny to me to join the army and then vote for Trump because he'll 'stop wars.' That's like being a car mechanic and voting for a bicycle guy. Go do your job, soldier. Die for your country.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If I have to hear about Diogenes one more time I can't be held responsible for what happens next. The man was a nasty asshole with nothing new to say. Anti-intellectualism with a philosophical veneer at best, literally a sex pest at worst. Get him OUT!!
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Ghost of Hope 🏳️‍⚧️ @grayfaceghost.northsky.social · 30/07/2026
There are no possible unfair advantages because if trans women had an advantage - we don't but if - it would be fair. Because we're women.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Concerns over fake phenomena cannot be held in good faith. There's no such thing as "good faith" concern over razorblades in Halloween apples or vaccines causing autism. If you still have 'concerns' about these issues you are uninformed, a bigot or being manipulated. No other option.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bathrooms: "Gee we should be making sure predators aren't pretending to be trans to get into women's bathrooms and attacking them," realizing this is essentially an urban legend and then dropping it.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Same with gender-affirming care for kids. Good-faith concern would be, "gee we should be making sure kids are appropriately assessed before receiving care and don't end up regretting it," realizing the numbers are tiny, kids are assessed and regret rates are miniscule and then dropping it.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if you're not trans then i really don't know if you can comprehend how much of a *disappointment* literally all of society has proven to be for us just time and again proving that the rest of you will always choose to abdicate your morals over sitting with discomfort for one goddamn second
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Imagine if FIFA and UEFA put like 5% of the effort going to their feud into telling their viewers to stop being domestic abusers and reprehensible bigots, for example.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The strength by which people are standing up for their football is dizzying. Imagine if they put this effort into actual, real and meaningful injustice, rather than just games on tv.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
cis person: i’m just concerned about women’s sports other cis people: reasonable! trans person: i’m just concerned about restrictions on passports and id, job discrimination, movement being restricted due to bathroom issues, being harassed or worse, etc cis people: you’re being hysterical
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you're a trans person in England (or the parent or guardian of a young trans person in England) I strongly recommend doing this immediately. The new data principles for the shared NHS record in England - based on the transphobic and psuedoscientific Sullivan Review - are designed to out us.
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The last time I researched this, I discovered the timeline "sport is open to all; woman wins; sport is immediately closed off to women; women's league is eventually formed years later" is almost universal. Women's leagues were overwhelmingly created *strictly* to protect the egos of men.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If she can make it one whole year she’ll walk away with millions
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Tiny Glade 🏰🌿 @pouncelight.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's been 84 years, but we're cooking again! For y'all who wanted to build rustic villages, here's a sneak peek of upcoming wooden walls 👀
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 05/07/2026
I believe that we should all have the right to change sex, freedom from discrimination for changing sex, and access to the means of changing sex socially, bodily, and legally, without being subject to pathologizing regulatory regimes enforcing patriarchal law and mandatory heterosexuality.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Americans when europeans are struggling with insane temps: "just get an AC lol are you stupid?" Americans when they get hit by those same temps: "nooooo don't use the AC too much it'll fuck up the infrastructure!!"
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The entire internet
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
man moment
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Cato when he gets his wish: "bye phoenicia!" 💅💅
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hope that a knicks player dies for every trans child that ends their life in NYC, maybe that way we can get some of you sports freaks to care
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
About a month ago I called this shot, and I'm posting it here too so I can point to it when I am correct, which is 100% guaranteed.
Discord post of me, Zoey Bechamel, on 23/04/2026 saying "July 24th is when It Happens."
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I fuckin love tieflings, they're so fuckin cool. I love having them in my TTRPG campaigns.
A tiefling woman with fiery glowing cornrows and afro. She is wearing multiple earrings in both ears, as well as curved glowing horns on the side of her head. She wields a lever action shotgun and is aiming down the sights.A wide Tiefling man carrying a massive greataxe over his shoulders. His hair is ombred with shiny red lengths and glowing golden tips. His beard is trimmed into a waved pattern. He is smiling with bared teeth, showing sharp carnivorous fangs. He is casually touching the edge of the axe head with one finger, clearly relishing the situation that lets him brandish his weapon and his fangs.A uniformed Tiefling woman with glowing orange eyes and short glowing horns. Her hair is slicked back into a mullet, and looks on with an unimpressed countenance. She rests one hand on the hilt of her saber, and the other hand's thumb is looped under her belt. She has an air of dour aloofness, clearly in charge.A faintly smiling Tiefling man with dark horns curving backwards. He rests a cutlass on one shoulder, and carries a shield in his hand. He wears a lined leather vest but is otherwise topless. He has a faint, friendly smile. It is unclear if it is arrogance or kindness.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I should go to the Discover tab, I haven't seen any AI generated images of Trump doing some shit, or political comics of Trump doing some shit, or a wall of text in an image about Trump doing some shit, or inane posts from people complaining about Trump doing some shit in some time.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 24/05/2026
Pratchett’s politics evolved over the series, because he wrote them over the course of most of his life, and his own thoughts evolved. This does not make his politics “hard to pin down” unless what you’re trying to do is avoid describing the conclusions he reached about, say, trans rights, HELEN.
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isaac 🫃🏻 @androgynyfiend.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
sorry sorry you all know my politics but one thing that has always annoyed me from being a baby trans to now is whenever people say transphobes hate trans men less than trans women. no they don't. it manifests differently but just stop lol
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Annie Tranny United States, Census, 1940
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sooo if they admit theyre a tranny you can kick em out but also there’s no actual way to prove it in which case if their Tranny Vibes are big enough you can still probably kick em out but be careful about it
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Its another fantastic day to be literate and transgender online 🫠
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
White wizards really think they can get away with prestidigitating themselves instead of taking a bath. Bro your lair smells of unwashed ass, and it isn't the kobolds! Clean yourself you nasty mfer.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I need this guy to meet up with Jacob Wysocki right now www.youtube.com/shorts/xFkHW...
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Cooking Walmart salmon #fishing #cooking #outdoors
YouTube video by Wade Fishez
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I used to be one of the most Eurovision-pilled eurofaggots around but when the EBU publicly executed Joost 'Europapa' Klein and bought into the widely-debunked fantasy that Israelis can create "music" I just lost patience with the whole thing
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I do enjoy the sight of motorist panic over gas prices. You will get on a bicycle and you will learn to love it.
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Zoey Béchamel @zoeybechamel.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The worst part of fascism is when I don't have money, right lads? The camps? Oh right, yeah those are bad too I guess.
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