iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 6h

Number million of things I will judge people for because I am petty. Someone older than me, and I am middle aged, has just called a trolley a cart.

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 13h

Watching Match of the Day on catchup. How the fuck did Shaw not get sent off too? I hope next time he’s out on Deansgate he falls over and looks like a tit. Yes I am that petty. #coys

020

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 23h

I genuinely thought that vets would be more creative. They’ve surely got time to think of better insults waiting for Mr Fluffy, Rover and Thumper to come round from anaesthetics.

150

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’ve just checked the score. This is pure Spurs. We might be bobbins but we are never boring. #coys

100

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The amount of news I’ve found out by being on here with people doing sex bomb rhymes about it is staggering. #totp

020

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For Christ’s sake. Song aside, what the fuck is he wearing? Looks like someone’s Dad will come in fuming that someone’s nicked his car waxing rags #totp

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have no recollection of this and thank god. What is this? Early 00s fashion update though in all three of these tops and belts on display. #totp

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alive by Pearl Jam is on this radio station and I can understand three words in 50 from Eddie Vedder.

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I would not have had ‘Niko from GTA IV becomes a style icon’ on my 2026 bingo card but here we are.

Niko from GTA IV being bang on trend wearing a polo neck, cream trackie top and one of them brown leather jacket old fellas selling tea towels and toilet rolls down the market used to have all at once. He’s pulling on fingerless gloves too and looking mardy. Modern male fashion apparently.

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The new lyrics I will be singing whenever I hear Bohemian Rhapsody from now on. Totally understandable when she’d be very very frightening too.

030

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mandy Moore here, trying to be the middle between Britney and Christina. Also still showing the absolute dominance of Jennifer Aniston on women’s hair. #totp

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social I have been informed that there is a momentous occasion on next week’s top of the pops reruns when Tom Jones meets Mousse T.

040

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just tuned in. Britney’s back and this was everywhere. Also with an early 00s fashion moment of the cropped peasant blouse. #totp

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only good Black Mirror was the Channel 4 run of episodes. The Netflix iteration (minus a couple of episodes) is bollocks.

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They are slashing life boats with crew members still inside them at sea and yet not one of them has felt even the lightest brush of the law yet.

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The next time a Boomer complains people nowadays have no respect show them this. Christ alive.

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Right, I will have to counter the vibes from this ridiculous team.

100

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am now manifesting. The energy I usually put into cursing my enemies I am redirecting in a positive nature. Tottenham Hotspur Football Club you will score. Multiple times and win. Today is the day. #coys

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My son has asked what is Sisqo doing and I honestly answered I have no idea #totp

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Craig David making his debut as Sherlock Holmes with this song. A true detective. #totp

030

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hated this then and the years have not diminished that feeling. What a bag of shite #totp

020

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I appreciate your input. This is baked into the fabric of my life in secondary school and anyone my age. It was inescapable and we all know the words #totp

020

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There were some girls who used to sing Flowers and thought they sounded just like them. They did not #totp

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Early 00s fashion update. Angie Stone’s exact coat. Shiny material, wine red, length. Everything #totp

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Now, this a fucking record. Absolutely sublime.

020

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am not having this rant again but all I will say is fuck you, Rock FM.

020

Reposted by Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon

Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

George Formby refused to perform to a segregated audience in apartheid South Africa. Just something to think about.

12395101

Reposted by Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon

Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby

1663523839

Reposted by Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon

Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not seen unity like this on the timeline for while. Glad to see we can all come together and laugh at Ed Sheeran eating shit for being a cunt.

1335

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I can only assume the shambles and I am begging them to score a goal?

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran, use your 400 million quid and get yourself a spine transplant.

030

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child Clowns The matches PIF when the moth burns on a candle That carbon monoxide PIF where that girl dies in bed and is blue Wasps (still am) The back of the couch Certain types of rotoscope animation

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Anyway, at least I didn’t have to watch the streaks of shite fail to score and my life was greatly improved because of it #coys

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Been informed of the score. I want to say I am surprise they’ve yet to find the back of the net but I am not #coys

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m not watching Spurs today. I refuse to subject myself to their nonsense and ridiculous antics after a long and tiring week. #coys

010

Reposted by Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon

Count Snrub 🧛 @mrsnrub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Shelbyville Manhattan saying to Jebediah Springfield

"And it doesn't really matter anyway, because I promised my mum not to speak about cousin marriage and incest."

03512

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Didn’t even watch my shower of shite. Judging by comments I didn’t miss much, but a point. #coys (please, I am begging you.)

010

Reposted by Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon

Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

‘Masked paramilitary group occupies crucial port’ is the headline the media would go for if it wasn’t happening in Britain.

421606451

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I will adore Personal Jesus always and the women in the video have impeccable style #totp

000

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Say My Name. A secondary school banger. Some girls really did try with this but didn’t sound right with fake American accents slipping into Wigan #TOTP

040

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Early 2000s fashion update. Jennifer Aniston’s chokehold on women’s haircuts remains strong. #totp

010

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mel C with the early 2000s “I’m not a regular Mum, I’m a cool Mum” haircut there #totp

061

Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I was the target age group for this M2M song and have zero recollection of this song. They do look like background extras from Buffy too #totp

020