Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026they're doing vibrator light therapy now and selling it for $300 lmao 6340932
Deedee MegaBooBoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Getting diagnosed with sunburn by the gyno 0271
syrdc.bsky.social @syrdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We could put light or powerful light inside the body through the skin or in some other way. We should look into that. 🥴 000
Fermi's Political Paradox @enricofermi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Inventor of this thing: I made it because Trump said inserting light into body cures Covid. 000
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Light up cockring for that healing dick. 1170
Prior_Industry @prior-industry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why have I got visuals of close encounters of the third kind in my head now 😕 010
Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This would be kinda cool if it gave you the Dark Brandon eyes while in use. 100
Stef "inclusion is a human right" Christensen @wikisteff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I mean, overpriced vibrator, am I right? 000
Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Whole company dedicated to one random shareholder's hyperniche fetish 130
Steve Burtch @stephenburtch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So I just can't get past the irony of describing it as "full spectrum wellness" when it is specifically red light therapy? Where is the *rest* of the spectrum????! 020
Rapturous Kenergy @shmaesh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I ... don't think you're supposed to put lights in there 010
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Look it's important to get Vitamin D even when winter months mean there's less natural sunlight in a day so this covers MULTIPLE bases 020
Juliaghoulia 💀🎃👻 @juliafnp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wonder if it’s supposed to help with menopausal atrophy changes? There were some non-FDA laser devices out there that I believe may have caused burns. 110
American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The grifting is getting out of control. 020
Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 05/09/2026This is only real if goop is selling it 050
WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Well, I know what I'm buying my wife for Christmas. 000
dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wait are you doing this while aiming your asshole at the sun, or instead of? 040
Reid 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @reidleleedle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just realizing that there are other parts on the body that you can see through with a bright light. 000
Freelander @freelander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This might cure the male loneliness epidemic by getting the gamers involved with pleasuring women by adding RGB(?) 000
CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026omg this is some “he was massaging my womb!” stuff out of Road to Wellville/Dr. Kellog 010
Ronsworth @ronsworth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As a leading expert in this field, I feel the need to assert that light therapy is for the butthole, not the vagina. 000
A Steve @asteve4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Claude, can vangenas get ellipses from flashing light dildos? 040
Lily Crue Tamed by Titanium @lilycrue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Someone is going to look at that price, wrap christmas lights around their vibrator and DIY it! Questioning if any injuries have made it to the ER? @ryanmarino.bsky.social ? 000
Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Lelo, why?! You were already like $300 1140
Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You know when you put your hand over a very bright torch and the light goes through your hand? 010
Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Is this a way to try to get your HSA to pay for a vibrator 140
V @jalapenopants18.bsky.social · 05/09/2026For the life of me I don't understand how the hell this light therapy stuff suddenly blew up in popularity over the past year 000
Spaghetti @spaghettibeaver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Full spectrum” is so funny Wellness from head to toe, tip to tail 140
Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Of the supposed benefits listed by the Cleveland Clinic for red light therapy, I'm not sure which benefit you want *there*? 030
R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 05/09/2026it goes on forever—and—oh my God! —it's full of stars!static.klipy.com2001: Abstract Light & Face ProjectionsAlt: 2001: Abstract Light & Face Projections 070
Nep(Morgann) is deposing the federal state @nepnep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026LELO makes a quite the quality vibrator so it's not exactly like you're buying total junk but also, man what the fuck 010
Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 05/09/2026Unless these LEDs are like 10,000 lumens and you can program the colors so it looks like there's a rave in your pussy, this is completely worthless. 190
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comVibing Cat Cosmian CatAlt: Vibing Cat Cosmian Cat light show 060
gothtatertot.bsky.social @gothtatertot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@earational.bsky.social listen, lelo is a good company. i have a lelo product that is a go-to. but i do not want my vagine to light up. 030
Anhedonio Banderas @nashgrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I bet this is a great way to tan one’s prostate 000
Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Perhaps you should wait to purchase until the talking model is available. 001
Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 05/09/2026Sounds like a really expensive way to light your Christmas tree. 010
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026never knew i needed g spot rejuvenation 61070
somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh damn, a Morty thread I should not look at on my work phone. Oh well. 050
Reaver @reaver01.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comTucker CarlsonAlt: SNL Tucker Carlson impression by Jeremy Culhane saying "What are we doing? What's going on?" 010
