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With the Astros winning the division with a .500 record and then getting swept in the Wild Card round by a team coming off back-to-back 100-loss seasons, is the 2026 AL West the shittiest division in MLB history?

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 30/09/2026

I am begging these guys to shut the fuck up for two whole seconds about how Cam Schlittler likes being a dick on Twitter.

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

They should invent a kind of LinkedIn post that doesn't make me want to [redacted due to legally actionable TOS violation].

LinkedIn post from some incredible doofus: The Laughing Cow has changed its famous mascot for a new campaign, replacing the smile she's had for generations with a completely serious expression and the message, "We need to talk." The company is keeping the reason behind the change a mystery for now, saying the cow will explain what's going on "when she's ready." I'm actually curious where they're going with this because companies don't randomly mess with a mascot that recognizable after all these years. Hopefully it's just some clever marketing campaign and they're not about to give the Laughing Cow a complete personality makeover and make her woke. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 29/09/2026

In a franchise first, the Mariners are going to start a culture of "people who know what the fuck they're doing."

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 28/09/2026

The horse bot is cooking today.

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 27/09/2026

Rick Rizzs has been the voice of the Mariners since before I knew what baseball was. I don't think I love anything as much as he loves Mariners baseball, and watching him give his goodbye speech surrounded by every team great is the best emotional gut punch ever. Rename the Space Needle after him.

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 27/09/2026

200 strikeouts for the most assless man in baseball LFG!

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 24/09/2026

The actual winner of the NL Central is the Pierogi Squad.

The Pirates' Pierogies being led by the Parrot

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 23/09/2026

Goldy is so mad that these tween Mariners and Astros fans are friends. I love a professional hater, hell yeah.

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 22/09/2026

Sorry kitten, Daddy has to organize a bunch of loose AAs.

Box for a battery organizer case named Battery Daddy

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 20/09/2026

JESUS CHRIST CAL, 472 FEET!?

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 16/09/2026

"I am fundamentally opposed to the only unobjectionable practices of the worst people on Earth, but they're right about most things."

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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 14/09/2026

Increasingly believe that trolley problem–style thought experiments—where the mechanisms are perfectly known and the costs and benefits are exactly what the premise says they are—are a GODAWFUL way to train yourself to think about ethical tradeoffs in the real world

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 14/09/2026

Make a band deadly Glock of Seagulls

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

HIRE FLAT PLUTO NOW

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 12/09/2026

Quaid... Start the reactor...

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Adi, BattleTech OC Girlie 🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼 @k-nightgyr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He swings like he’s been signed by the Mariners and I mean that in the worst way possible

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⚾The Baseball Guy⚾ @thebaseballguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! My debut book, Refuse to Lose, is out NOW! Experience the incredible true story of how the 1995 #Mariners saved Seattle baseball. Get your copy TODAY 👇 tr.ee/bxqlyp #baseball #BaseballHistory #Booksky #IndieBooks #sports

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 10/09/2026

The Mariners should put this on the big screen during the seventh inning stretch today.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 06/09/2026

I just want to shout out the official Red Sox account for posting funny shit with well-written, descriptive alt text. That rules and official accounts with lots of followers should take note. Also Tolle x Canzone 4eva

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 06/09/2026

My mental health between April and September summarized:

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in · 06/09/2026

Soon, we'll have MLB rookies who have been inundated with gambling ads during every game they've watched since they were playing catch in the back yard with mom and dad. The Clase scandal will look quaint by comparison, and this will be Manfred's ultimate legacy. www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...

sfgate.com

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