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Jon With Tattoos

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I think I’m dumb, or maybe just happy

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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 13h
Cannot recommend this Nazi-killing double feature enough. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
The Bureau of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024), Saving Private Ryan (1998), Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die (2025), Final Girl (2015)
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 15h
Some jagoff at work keeps making a pot of coffee in the break room with two packets of coffee and while yes, it does make the coffee stronger, it also makes it taste like burnt ass. I’ve tried explaining that if you want stronger, non-ass coffee the solution is to use two filters but no one listens.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d forgotten what an absolute blast this movie is. A top five Guy Ritchie film for me. Well worth two hours of your time and currently streaming on Netflix.
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
During World War II, the British Army assigns a group of competent soldiers to carry out a mission against the Nazi forces behind enemy lines... A true story about a secret British WWII organization —...
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he fronts the world’s shittiest Chris Gaines cover band.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lord, I see what you’ve done for others and I want that for the Orioles.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reviewed a very strange, kind of sad new biography of Tom Brady for two of my favorite all-time editors at Bloomberg. They encouraged me to take out the bit where I explained why it reminded me of The Irishman but you can still see the vision. (It's a gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Tom Brady Has Only Himself to Blame
A new biography shows how the habits that made Brady great also made it nearly impossible for him to stop.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been and will continue to explain the difference anytime someone in my orbit calls what’s coming a strike or complains about the players being the reason there’s no baseball happening in the spring.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Through eight years in Baltimore, Mike Elias is now 73 games under .500
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BRB gonna go start a petition to have Pete put in the Hall of Fame wearing an Orioles cap.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn’t online most of the day so I’m just now getting the news that today’s Orioles at Yankees was canceled and if I’m being honest, it’s a perfect letdown to the end of a season full of them.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem with shit like this is the price. Even if it gets to $10k, that’s a lot of money. But it’s not a LOT of money. And one can take a loan against 401k funds and they just send the check right to you.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I were an old-time farmer, you can be damn sure I’d spend the extra money on a Cockshutt tractor over a Ford, John Deere, or Massey-Ferguson.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOL Franklin swinging at a pitch that was so far outside, it was practically in New Jersey.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like the old saying goes, “Red sky at morning, sailors take warning. Red sky at night… Daaaaaaaa Jankees lose!”
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JJax was listening.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m in danger of developing an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a polar bear.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now I just need the Royals to do their part against the ChiSox…
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete Alonso is so good for this team.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looked foul to me but I’m a little salty.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mountain Time, motherfuckers.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah, AP Stylebook.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Orioles secret phrase for the ninth inning is “The Mountain”.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A coworker of mine is a big Kansas City fan so I called in a favor to get a Royals win tonight and keep the Orioles’ playoff hopes alive. Time to see how good a friend he is…
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucking got’im!
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOL what a dogshit call.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
POLAR BEAR… foul. 😕
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trey Gibson, actually good?
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CES DONG! 💣
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Mordi is a Righteous Hater @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crazy it made it on camera, hero
Sign behind home plate at Camden yards for Toronto Blue Jays at Baltimore Orioles saying "FIRE MIKE ELIAS - WE DESERVE A GM WHO TRIES TO WIN A WORLD SERIES EVER YEAR"
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miraculously, Orioles are STILL in the playoff hunt after beating the Jays 4-3!
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favorite Hiwaiian is DEALING tonight!
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This game has been a microcosm of the season as a whole. Every time things start going in the Orioles’ direction, something happens to fuck it up and steal all the momentum.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I get what Ben is saying about some things you shouldn’t have to tell a major league player (wear your sunglasses, don’t swing at a pitcher throwing balls, etc). But somebody needs to tell our guys these things because they obviously don’t know. Or don’t give a shit, which is a different problem
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Polar bear down! Polar bear down!
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not sure how this Dzierwa kid says “LOL yeah I’m pretty good” at golf and it actually comes out endearing, but there we are.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 22/09/2026
alright dweebs listen up: we're so back www.instagram.com/reel/DdkP8KE...
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rewatched No Country for Old Men for the first time since I saw it in the theatre. Not my favorite Coen brothers movie, but pretty good nonetheless.
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No Country for Old Men (2007)
Llewelyn Moss stumbles upon dead bodies, $2 million and a hoard of heroin in a Texas desert, but methodical killer Anton Chigurh comes looking for it, with local sheriff Ed Tom Bell hot on his trail. ...
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This week is gonna be absolutely exhausting. Orioles bats are deader than dead, a series each against the division winner and runner-up, and somehow they’re still not mathematically eliminated so I can’t quite give up hope. At least I’ll get a break during the playoffs because I don’t have cable.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
5-5-3 double play?! Yes please!
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do NOT try to steal on Carlos Narvaez.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank god we’ve at least got Ben McDonald in the booth tonight.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like Charles, I am also a guy who miraculously made it through high school despite having an attitude of “Why should I waste my free time doing homework when I’m getting As on all my tests? I clearly know the information you’re trying to teach me.”
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rece Hines, defensive superstar. 😕
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s kinda wild how much the strike zone expands when both teams are out of challenges.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wrote about Pete Alonso’s good week. Free for all readers: mollyknight.substack.com/p/delighting...
mollyknight.substack.com
Delighting in Pete Alonso’s revenge tour
Free Friday post
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why th’fuck are you letting Hinds pinch-hit there if he’s 1 for 22 against lefties?!
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Bohemia Mountain @bohemiamountain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Homeless in Los Angeles, still no leads on permanent housing even with a “case manager”. couch surfing when I can but running out oof friends. I’m an Eaton Fire refugee who lost EVERYTHING. Sold the broken van i was living in. any little bit of $ helps. thank you <3 account.venmo.com/u/Matthew-OB...
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Matthew OBrien | @Matthew-OBrien-27
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zach Braff makes a turn toward the dramatic as a gritty cop in seedy… Hagerstown? Hagerstown, Maryland?!
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CLEAN HANDS Official Trailer (2026) Zach Braff
YouTube video by ONE Media
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