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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Any time I meet someone under 5’3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 5h

Autobots, [redacted]form and roll out!

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

pro tip: if you find out a guy you know SA someone you can just go kick his ass. you won’t get in trouble- it’s like how nobody calls the cops when someone steals their drugs. bring a buddy with you to also help end the male loneliness epidemic.

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The More You Know Shooting Star Meme

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not a comic book nerd (no shade) so i’ve literally no context for what a green lantern is or does and that makes Lanterns exciting and fun to watch. however the “charge” problem is annoying pls stop walking around at 5% like a damn lunatic.

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Lucas Kaplan @lucaskaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MIN in big trouble if this the how they're (not) helping on Stewie drives:

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

you must destroy the cursed amulet it is the only way to save mankind

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404 Media @404media.co · 24/09/2026

Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas. Here is that body cam footage. @mjgault.bsky.social reports: www.404media.co/watch-body-c...

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

nominative determinism demands this child take up the needle and become The Linen Tailor

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

waffle house makes insomnia so much more tolerable unfortunately waho isn’t an option so i will eat cereal and miserably wait for my alarm

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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's all a giant make a wish program for fascists and sociopaths.

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Espresso for me. And since it’s still in the 80s I’m taking a summer Friday.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No Big Deal, Just Armed Troops and FBI Outside a Kindergartener's School in DC Because nothing screams "land of the free" quite like a tactical perimeter around story time.

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

carving FITZGERALD KILLED MY SON into the chairs at the dmv

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

reacher season 4 is about the triumph of independent journalism

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it is so validating when a PT or massage therapist can instantly feel what’s wrong with me

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ⵣ @bintjeanette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

thank you to the houthis for kicking saudi arabia’s ass on 9/11. you’ve done an incredible justice for the american people.

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Will no one rid me of this turbulent mailman? - my dog growling just low enough to not set off her bark collar

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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I would pay an absurd amount of money for a gym that bans cell phone use on equipment

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm thoroughly convinced every AI stan secretly uses the chatbot feature more than they'll ever admit and believe it's their friend. It's a good explanation for someone going to the mattresses for something backed by all the worst people in the world whom they don't agree with on anything else

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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

NEW: "...The code WIRED collected holds Flock’s user interface and shows both the network calls it makes and the answers it expects in return... Two notification systems are aimed at human beings." @dmehro.bsky.social's and my latest www.wired.com/story/flock-...

Screenshot of a mock-up web interface labeled FlockOS. A red-bordered banner at the top reads: "This is a mock-up rebuilt from Flock Safety's own published code. It holds no police data—every plate, camera, and record in it is invented. What officers see in a live system may differ."

Below the banner is a navigation bar with "Search" (selected) and "Alerts," then a row of tabs: Search, Lookup, FreeForm (selected), Convoy, Multi-Geo, Visual.

The panel is titled "Flock FreeForm." Under it, two radio buttons labeled Vehicle and People, with People selected.

A yellow advisory box headed "People Search Advisory" states that only video cameras compatible with People Search will appear in the device selector, and that LPR cameras are not supported for this feature.

Under the heading "Run FreeForm Search" is an empty text field with placeholder text "Enter body, make, color, etc." Beneath it, a green example line reads: Good: "person wearing scrubs".

A bordered box instructs the user to "Use short, literal descriptions of the vehicle or person," with two bulleted examples in green: Good: "blue BMW M3 with red stripe on roof" and Good: "person wearing scrubs".

At the bottom is a green button labeled "Run FreeForm Search," followed by gray text: "Freeform searches can only be run on increments of 30 days or less. Please refine your search."

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*olivia rodrigo voice* LMBDJS!YBFW

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

let’s decide if ai data centers are to be allowed via trial by combat. elect a defender of humanity who will fight to the death against whichever ai ceo wants a new toybox. repeat as desired but the ceo must have been actually running the company for 3 years.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

i like how suddenly nothing in society is possible without data centers. "you wouldn't be able to drink that coffee without data centers. you wouldn't be able to walk the dog. you wouldn't be able to buy chickpeas without data centers."

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

what if bad people were punished in a timely and appropriate manner

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/08/2026

Scientists discover new "fifth sense"

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

never met a crop top i couldn't make shorter

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

complex psycho legal evaluation from Carson Daly🤮 lmao keep up the good work NBC.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

all the wrong people are dying

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

erm, children are dying WITH measles but OF miasma

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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

NEW: Flock has said for years that its cameras "cannot track individuals." We found the code for its new AI tool. It's preloaded w/ prompts like "Find me witness" & "find relatives." One tracks visitors of multiple hotels, another if you visit banks after midnight. www.wired.com/story/flock-...

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

forgive me but isn’t this like the main thing they were complaining about in the matrix?

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

they should make a DOGE 2.0 (department of grift ending) that travels around with super high quality film production crews to document legally mandated bullying/wedgies/swirlies to the technazi nerds stealing taxpayer money and also i get to be in charge of this agency.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 14/08/2026

New: We pieced together dozens of violent incidents from the ICE agents seen in viral videos from Virginia this week. They've roamed across multiple states, but are most often working in Chicago. We also verified the identity of Martin Lagunas, the fed who pointed his gun at a woman on Monday:

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Chicago ICE team seen threatening drivers has roamed from Illinois to Minnesota to Virginia

A federal agent from Chicago identified by community members as 40-year-old Martin Lagunas was recorded pointing his gun in the face of a Virginia woman on Monday. His team of ICE agents has been docu...

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

i like Reacher but the dialogue this season is making it tough to watch.

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When I see kids riding ebikes laughing and singing and having fun outside I think it’s nice. When I see them on e-motorcycles/dirt bikes destroying the park I want their parents to suffer.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

having to make an account or install an app to do everything has made us weak as a species

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

what the actual hell is this commercial… sign your KIDS up for a trump account? be sure to register your dalmation puppies with cruella de vil next, idiots.

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

wearing a tube top to do box jumps in a crowded gym is living to get radical and bodhi would be proud.

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Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah: Vaya con Dios

Alt: Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah: Vaya con Dios

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I absolutely know that a person’s ability to take a good picture/video has nothing to do with intelligence and yet

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What on earth is up with people on the internet

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lilith 🏳️‍🌈 @lilipyre.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

hey so the price of food is literally not sustainable. i plan every grocery purchase and week after week i buy LESS and pay the same if not more. wtf are we supposed to do 😭

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Happy Tongue Out Tuesday from Toby 🐶🩷

A light golden retriever lies comfortably on a lush green lawn with its tongue out and a happy expression. In the background, large mature trees and neatly trimmed hedges frame a spacious backyard with a house visible in the distance.

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