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@somedonuts.bsky.social
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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty fucking on brand: I will tell the constituent a story. But not the truth.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ceci snarl. Yessssss
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bringing a @jcsalterego.bsky.social to a job interview. Does that get me disqualified?
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Woman/Woman/Chainsaw
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Butt Plug Fangirls Funhouse
Alt: Butt Plug Fangirls Funhouse
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Replying to a good @jcsalterego.bsky.social post
Bluesky error message when replying to one of jerry’s posts: “We’re sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brilliant. No notes.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait, did WCVB scoop @theonion.com?
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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OMG Infowars figured it out!!!
infowars instagram post for "Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy."

comment by crjustus: 
"Out of solidarity, I got neutered the same time Mr. Mistofellees did. Now, with Cat Food for Men, I can feel that much more of a connection with him."

comment by @chuckholt5977: 
"Cat Food For Men is perfect for weeks-long stretches where you can't bear to go outside and face other human beings. Keep a box by your bedside so you don't have to walk to the kitchen. Much endorsed."
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The guy she tells you not to worry about
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Sam Neill
Alt: Sam Neill in Event Horizon. “Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.”
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the genuine joys of my current book project has been learning entirely new fields almost from scratch. Linguistic Anthropology. Primatology. Even aspects of Cultural Anthropology. I've read 1300+ sources- all in top peer reviewed journals, or scholarly books by experts. 0% AI.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/09/2026
"My methodology is simple. I do not study GDP. I do not examine bond yields. I do not concern myself with the Consumer Price Index. Instead, I evaluate the economic stability of the United States using a single, infallible metric: the Taco Bell Meal for Two."
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Why the Taco Bell Meal for Two Is the Only Economic Indicator That Matters
“If the Meal for Two remains reasonably priced, prosperity endures. If the price rises dramatically, civilization is in danger. It is a system with a proven ...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Disclaimer be damned
Gift Voucher One (1) Post Deletion
Place below the post you wish to delete. 

Not applicable to jerryposts.

Except that it does in fact work on a jerrypost.
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a tweet from "donald boat" that reads: nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i'm goofy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
theonion.com
Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on...
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Playoff ticket punched #WNBA 💜
A view of Chase Center from the south basket, 100 level, looking north. GSV defeats Dallas Wings to clinch a seat in the WNBA playoffs.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anytime I hear about AI hallucinations, I wonder if Allen Iverson ever tried those Chinese magic mushrooms that make you see Lilliputians. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanmaoa...
en.wikipedia.org
Lanmaoa asiatica - Wikipedia
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/08/2026
"Jenny owns a crematorium. John’s propane company gives her a $20 billion investment in return for 5 percent of her operation. Jenny throws $10 billion into the incinerator, then pays John $10 billion to buy propane to burn that money to ashes..."
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AI Economics for Dummies
“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi...
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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No Disagree
Alt: Lawrence, Peter's uncouth friend and next-door neighbor who works in construction: “No. No, man. Shit, no, man.”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You blow 6 foot ropes, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He deployed the Mitch McConnel Pause
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Match the color of your chair’s velour to your plants to your jade, the way God intended.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nutritionist: No, no you don't have to give up bread to be healthy. You just have to give up all the bread that actually tastes good to be healthy. You can have plenty of the dogshit stuff.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This might *almost* make up for shoving Tim Onion over that 18th floor balcony.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unoriginal fucks: tech.yahoo.com/ai/apple-int...
tech.yahoo.com
Apple made marketing gold from the export ban on Power Mac G4 'supercomputer' in 1999, 'for the first time...
In the context of the recent tech export bans, we look back at the Apple PowerMac G4 export ban from 1999 and Steve Jobs making marketing gold from the situation.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Really? I hear it was the thing where he has ribs removed… 😒
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/07/2026
"Writers have been using me long before AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actually cold, and worn year-round by screenwriters. I am not new here. I am not novel. I’m the cigarette you keep saying you’ll quit."
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The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations
“Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actua...
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Thorin Klosowski @thorinklosowski.com · 16/07/2026
After reading @zackwhittaker.com’s articles poking at Oura I was curious if the industry had improved at all since I last looked and… the answer was a flashing “lol no“ sign www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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Most Smart Watches, Rings, and Bands Lack Basic Transparency Reports and Key Privacy Features
Oura Rings, Garmin GPS fitness watches, Apple Watches, Whoop bands—every year, more and more tech devices are promising to monitor our health and fitness, guide us toward healthier living, and provide...
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
May the influencers have the life they deserve
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Concentrate and gamble again”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/07/2026
"Mitch McConnell returns with truly spectacular set of tits" [A news image showing Mitch McConnell sitting in a wheelchair with a truly spectacular set of tits visible beneath his suit jacket.]
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thought of you at breakfast today, @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Nine servings of hash browns on the grill at Art’s Cafe in San Francisco.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wtf? And @d.ly too. What is this shit? (Derogatory)
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Chomping asparagus
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I FOR ONE APPLAUD THE USE OF THE NATIONAL GUARD TO PROTECT THE ALGAE. With the Strait closed again, we need the biofuel. #Satire
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
American girls: You had me at eleven youtu.be/HbDnxzrbxn4
youtu.be
Elevator Recognition | Burnistoun
YouTube video by The Scottish Comedy Channel
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We want to believe billionaires are good. We watch movies about superhero rich people and TV shows where rich people magically volunteer in soup kitchens. In reality, the greater the inequality, the more unhappy society is. And the Mr. Potters keep that going. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A drunk South Philly guy would've shimmied up there and crowbarred it off in like 10 minutes
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/06/2026
"Why can’t Trump keep his bloodsport / ego strokefest in the coliseum where it belongs? This whole ordeal is really giving mad kings a bad name."
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I am Emperor Caligula, and Even I Think the White House UFC Event is a Bit Much
“I know this might seem surprising coming from me. And don’t get me wrong, I’m no stranger to bread and circuses. But considering that the price of bread is ...
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A clinic on top-tier shitpoasting 🧵
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You’ll know I’ve won the lottery when…
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