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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19h

Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 2h

"Consciousness transfer Complete. Charles Enguage."

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 3h

Gruumsh does not die when the universe resets. Even Wyatt does not remember old cycles, but Gruumsh does. He is the only true immortal, however many pretenders and fools claim themselves to be. He is the Perfect Tyrant, never defeated, though everything you might call a god has tried.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thrilled to not know about a thing, but also absolutely fascinating. Behold, Hegel's Synthesis

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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of my favorite tweets of all time

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

fartled (when a fart scares you)

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Time until administration official says the N-word on air? Weeks. Maybe days. Place your bets on Kalishi.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm gonna become an astrology truther. Every problem is because of the stars, but also I believe that every nuclear reactor is basically a tiny star so all the signals are getting messed up. They're experimenting with power plant placement to alter fate.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Working out some thoughts: The fact you can choose whether to execute them implies you've neutralized them as a threat. It is very bad to kill someone who is not a threat. Not never, sometimes a guy is Hitler, sometimes societal cohesion demands it. But the moral cost is high.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you guys ever worry if you'd randomly stumbled into chud spaces at the wrong formative moment you could be one of them?

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Baptiste loses his healing cd and gets Cassidy flashbang. Cassidy gets three rolls.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And yea, The LORD did set the world to Peaceful Mode, and there were no mobs upon the land.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For all human history there have been stupid assholes making things worse, but they used to benefit from almost no one directly hearing the awful shit they said. It may take 100 years but I don't see this working out for them.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tutorial for how to build a wold trap in Minecraft: first, get the wolf to sign a mortgage

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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lots of talk about defending "Western civilization" these days, so here's Richard Wright on what it means to be Western:

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alves @alves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 28/09/2026

the correct response to learning about something like this is to be like “oh, huh, i was wrong about that” and updating your priors about it, the normal response is to get into a three day argument about it

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paladin oaths are underrated. You choose some things and say to all the powers of the sky "You will not change me. This is what I am." The audacity.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What is the appropriate lifespan of a goblin?

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Punctuation is a part of yourself you must defeat in order to post good

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw Heretic. Like Hugh Grant the film thinks it is cleverer than it is but also like Hugh Grant it's charming enough for two hours.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Would capitalism lose anything if private investors were forbidden entirely? Because I keep seeing perfectly serviceable companies hollowed out by stock ghouls and wonder if we could simply not allow that.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone used the term DnD brained and damn I feel seen. Warrior wizard rogue cleric is the core of nearly every game design related thought I've ever had.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is Latvaria formerly part of the Soviet Union?

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saw a YT video called Our Liberals Aren't Liberal and I'm percolating some of the most pretencious shit you've ever seen. Oh, you're gonna hate it.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You guys know Futurama is still going? I got jump scared by it like an undead friend.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The primary hope I hold is that on the whole you are more likely to win if you are decent and clever as opposed to if you are evil and stupid. Notionally there's someone out there who is evil and clever, but that's just not the problem we have now.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Really looking forward to doing some.job interviews soon where I have to lie constantly and pretend I don't hold the owners in blackest contempt. It's gonna be

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cool. Cool cool cool. Cool. Very cool. So cool. Cool.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm sorry, but if you bring condoms - or any contraceptives at all - to the orgy, you're not getting sucked off. It's not hard, people

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Pringl @pringl-draws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Half Life 2 is good, but everyone doesn't need 500hp. The human machine gun deals the same damage as just yelling BANG BANG BANG at them

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Borg would have had a much easier time of it if they just made it look like the drones were happy

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NEW YORK (AP) — Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for a 2006 sex crime in New York.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the dead bug store in my town is going out of business. i asked the owner if it was because of diesel costs and he said no, people just figured out you can get dead bugs off the ground for free. some other customer was there trying to haggle with them even though everything’s on clearance. vultures

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Before the giants and the gods, before mortals and dragons, the Ithilada and the aboleths went to war. They fought for reasons we cannot know and by methods that we can never master. And the aboleths lost, and were lobotomized. This is why they cannot remember, and why they hide from the stars.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it more appropriate to ask the gentleman in the middle seat for a sip of his Bloody Mary on a 7 am flight, or to lean over him and ask his wife?

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes you open a reposted comment, and scroll up, and scroll up, and decide actually I don't need to know what this is about

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Who's blocking me is none of my business. That's between them and God.

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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Void War run ended by boss ship getting free boarders then two pulses of mind control with zero counterplay. Sick. Cool.

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