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@catfrat.bsky.social
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Figuring out my strategy for 2026 Unabashedly loves Tang PNW dweller 🚫 crypto 🚫 NFTs 🚫 AI

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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If this doesn’t sum up America in 2026 I don’t know what does
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good Lord, Natalie Harp’s rictus grin fucking freaks me out
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Third tuna party for Stewie, the birthday boy! He’s three!
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can’t believe how much the internet in general is fucked up. I get a notification on my TV that there’s a new #Murderbot. Ok, it was a promo, that’s fine. I try to look up when the second season is dropping and literally cannot find any actual info and gave up after 15 minutes
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy shit, why did no one tell me how amazing and fucked up the series Dead To Me is?? I was absolutely not prepared
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is intolerable that this person is the President of the United States
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy “Papa Was A Rolling Stone” Day to all those who celebrate!
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The Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone
YouTube video by Michael Thomas
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: we have so much yummy wine! Pessimist: we never have enough wine and it sucks anyway Fortunato: For the love of God, Montresor!
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s Ollie’s birthday! He’s two years old so we’re having a churu party! 🎶 Churu party tonight! We're gonna have a churu party tonight (All right!) We're gonna have a churu party, all right (Tonight!) We've got nothing better to do Than to eat some churu and celebrate the birthday of Ollie 🎶
Ollie, a small plush gray cat, lying on a red blanket with a piece of a toy that looks like a podcasting microphone in front of his face. Ollie, a plush looking gray cat, lying on the stairs looking directly into the camera Ollie, a gray plushie looking cat, laying on the windowsill with his paws on a sage green couch. He’s looking directly at the camera Ollie, a plush gray kitty, staring directly into the camera. He is outside (wearing a harness) and has his left paw lifted. His pupils are extremely small because of the sun so he looks a bit disconcerting
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
An absolute banger
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
awright starting now let's all post more about things that aren't politics or news. I'll kick off: they took up like half my living room floor because of the Water Mystery and we're walking around on subfloor. however they have indicated that maybe tomorrow we get to take the fans out
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why is everyone being so weird about milk now? Wtf, who even talks about milk in general who’s not mainlining cereal
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What is this nonsense
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is Ollie. I swear he is a very sweet kitty (outside of getting on the counters) but this photo looks like he’s manifesting Damien from The Omen combined with Linda Blair in The Exorcist. He will probably steal your soul
Ollie, a gray plushy looking kitty, looking like a combination of stuffed animal, Damien from The Omen, and just death
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So I just had the most frustrating experience with trying to change my Verizon account. Of course customer support is now an unholy amalgamation of existing FAQs and AI
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Be nice to service sector people doing their jobs 🧵
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The October 2024 cover of The Economist:
The Envy of the World

America's Economy
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Great metaphor and thread about the Democratic freak out
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 13/06/2026
What I'll say in all earnestness is this: you've only been deprived of a spectacle. It'll happen, and the fact that Trump was forced to do this at the height of his second term, not even after he leaves office, is a huge victory. He's juiceless and somehow losing more. *That's* what sustains you.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
folks, they’re calling the tarp “the white flag of surrender”
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ollie! Looking tough!
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Catching up on #TheMorningShow and good lord, Marion Cottilard is the final boss of fuck/marry/kill: she can do whichever she wants to me. Fuck me, marry me, kill me. I’m straight but hmu Marion dammmm you’re intoxicating
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cooking dinner soon and once again mad that *I was promised/threatened that the metric system was coming as a child* and then we just fucking dropped it. Do you have any idea how many workbooks I had to fill out??
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m sorry but we’re all supposed to pretend that this man is not sleeping? Come on now
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Curious if this happens to others on the regular. I have a lot of foot traffic near my house so maybe that’s why? #mygarden #flowers #gardeningfeed
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ah summer! That time of year in which I marvel at nature’s glorious creations, such as the people who go right into my garden and pick flowers then have the audacity to get snippy with me when I call them out on it 🌹 💐 🌺 🌼 🖕
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@profanity.accountant do I need to wash my mouth out with soap?
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I still find it exceedingly funny that Marco Rubio accepted the SecState position then Trump promptly takes his entire role from him and makes him explain the situation anyway bsky.app/profile/atru...
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is not a drill: Stewie and Ollie have suited up for their adventure (aka lounging outside). I repeat that THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Stewie (a really, really, really ridiculously good-looking tabby cat on the left) and Ollie (gray plush toy looking cat on the right) are wearing harnesses and are outside in the garden
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Have you or your consultants considered what an enormous FU this is to your constituents who AREN’T law enforcement? Because it doesn’t seem like you have
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Prediction markets are the MrBeast of gambling
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Shut it all down. All of it
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Idle thought: how is Chuck Grassley still in the Senate? I don’t mean why hasn’t he been voted out but how physically? Dude’s gonna be 93 this September
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Feeling oddly spiritually comforted that so many of my atheist/agnostic cradle Catholic brethren are ready to ride or die for Chicago Pope to win against this administration
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@chrislhayes.bsky.social ummm dude? that was you on my tv tonight on #TheBoys right?
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Someone pointed out to me that I said “nailed it!” during Holy Week and fucking lol. See you tomorrow JC
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I just got a robocall that I decided to answer because I’m a bit drunk and it mispronounced my last name so badly that I now want to join the kinetic war against the machines
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I FINALLY saw #KPopDemonHunters . It was utterly charming and the songs were so catchy I probably wouldn’t mind having it on all the time if I had a kid
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elon Musk honestly just baffles me. If I had his money I’d do things like pick a city every week and pay off everyone’s medical debt/mortgages/credit card debt. It’d be so easy for him to become a national hero and have the same amount of money. But it doesn’t even occur to him to do that.
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’re getting closer than ever to just charging $100k for a university diploma and calling it a day
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This sounds like the saddest place in the world
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I find it interesting that Andreessen repeatedly connects “introspection” with “the individual needs to feel guilt.” Are they redefining concepts in their group chats? And the idea that Sam Walton woke up and built more Walmarts without reflecting on what was working or not and why is just silly
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I also believe Donald Trump’s State of the Union address tonight has the potential to put his presidency on more stable ground—if he were a completely different person and exhibited behavior he’s never shown in his entire life
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Defensive Bunny is much more skilled than Offensive Bunny
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Listening to variety mix on streaming and they’re playing Howard Jones and it reminded me of going to see him on this tour in high-school with friends and a parent insisted that I take their car and drive everyone (?) despite just meeting me (??) and also I really looked kind of shifty then (???)
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Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better (Official Video)
YouTube video by Howard Jones
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is perfection and actually DID make me lol
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The description of GenZers and millennials drowning in debt and not owning homes doesn’t apply to those who shop at these stores. These are rich kids with rich parents in rich areas who didn’t have to get student loans and won’t need a mortgage because their folks will just give them a house
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My ambition to one day have 100 billion dollars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – having one billion dollars.
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Pop Quiz: You've got Elon's money. What's the first thing you buy that makes you happy? I pay everyone’s medical debt and student loans and also lobby politicians so there is no more medical debt and student loans
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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is fucking ridiculous, we used to mock or demonize or bomb countries that did this
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