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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, Athens, Rome, Jerusalem. All famously lasted forever without any societal collapses.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My employer doesn't control which cell phone carrier, plan limits, and cell phone I'm allowed to pick.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A rare case of Trump being right... As long as you ignore he was talking about another POTUS.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Federal law enforcement agents injured and briefly detained an Evanston man, a U.S. citizen, after they mistook him for another man for whom they said they had an arrest warrant, according to the Evanston Police Department." www.chicagotribune.com/2026/09/21/m...

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Man beaten by ICE agents in Evanston in possible case of mistaken identity, per police

The victim, an Evanston resident and U.S. citizen, reported ICE agents injured his head, neck and teeth. He was taken to hospital.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Does the plot involve Melania's "personal" detail?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a drone pilot, I just want to know if we're great with China now can we stop the bans on DJI and Autel? I'm sick of Nationalist–Protectionist politicians threatening my program with having to spend more money for inferior drones because "China's evil."

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They've been practically begging him to do this since Spring 2020.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apparently I was an illegal alien for most of my adult life because I only used my health insurance for emergencies, not routine health.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The party that claims to be about "Law & Order" and read the Constitution during a House session, fully endorses a POTUS who doesn't want to "waste time" with Due Process and would rather go straight to executions.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ayn Rand less planted a seed and more took a massive dump that happened to contain a seed. That seed was selfishness as public policy, fertilized by the racism, bigotry, and greed in the crap.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Remember when the Reich Wing darling Madison Cawthorn said Washington politics was full of drugs and orgies? Source: NPR share.google/xwiShV1JWP52...

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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme

ALT: Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We had a blind dog when I was a kid, and we had to be careful not to move furniture too much so she wouldn't hurt herself. One day I remember we moved the couch to vacuum behind it. Coco came running into the room to jump onto the couch, but missed and jumped over the armrest.

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Get Smart: Missed It By That Much

ALT: Get Smart: Missed It By That Much

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are they called Flock cameras because we are the sheep being watched over?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sometimes I'm not sure what's more beautiful. A masterful goal in Women's Soccer. Or the fans' reactions after a masterful goal in Women's Soccer.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This reminds me of a story my dad tells of when he worked at a gas station during the 1970s fuel crisis. Their pumps only had the ability to show up to 50¢/gallon, so the manager put a x2 sign next to the price on every pump.

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Saneman @saneman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Here’s some Tristan Elwell art to make your Thursday a little better.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So... Not just after the midterms as Trump promised?

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NSF has reduced the research budget for all atmospheric, ocean, and earth sciences by ~80%. 80%! A lot of us will not be conducting new research or training new students for the foreseeable future.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

From the same people who oppose suing gun manufacturers because, "It is the person who pulled the trigger who's ultimately responsible."

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The administration dismisses concerns of citizens everyday. Why would we expect anything different from Trump's personal attorney?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cyberdyne Systems Engineers, "Shit! We made SKYNET! JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE!" Cyberdyne Systems CEO, "You mean we actually made the system that nukes all humanity? Someone should probably stop us." POTUS Dumbass, "I am the smartest president ever. I'm all that's needed to prevent the apocalypse."

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Millennials entered school with Challenger, then Columbine, 9/11, and Columbia, fought the Global War on Terror for two decades, started careers during a historic recession, survived a worldwide pandemic, followed by another recession and another war as the world heats up. Are we great yet?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm so sick of winning. Might just have to drown my sorrows with $5 gas, or really splurge on the $6.50 diesel.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When it comes from your own party, especially the part of your party that promoted your administration to the people during the election, you know you deserve it. Too bad Massie only feels able to do this because he's not seeking reelection.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm sure the $300 Billion in cost savings to the fossil fueled power plants will be reflected in lower energy bills.

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rizzo TikToks might actually get me on TikTok

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Remember how proud they were of the "Fuck Joe Biden"/"Let's Go Brandon" chants? Do you think there's going to be a new line of bumper stickers for Texas MAGAts to put on their trucks as they fill up with $6+ diesel?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Getting the Autism diagnosis as an adult is like Bruce Willis figuring out he was dead at the end of The Sixth Sense.

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KingTrinbago @kingtrinbago.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sleepy Don Epstein.

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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Utah ranked dead last (50th) in the United States for women's equality in a WalletHub Report, a position the state has held for consecutive years.”

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Dell C. "DC" Toedt III @dctoedt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No one's posted the Blazing Saddles clip yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-...

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Pledge to Hedley Lamarr

YouTube video by stewielips

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trick question. If they had an IQ of 90 or higher they wouldn't be MAGA.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So, a Republican is running for office.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Something tells me the idiots behind this think "adult section" in a public library is synonymous with "adult section" in the video stores of the past.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Question. If you were capable of annihilating an enemy's "retaliatory strike" capability, why not annihilate its first strike capability?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wait. So people who don't have enough money to feed their kids need to work more, but those with enough money to stay at home will be paid by the government?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"[T]he only obstacle to peace is the Palestinian people." Yes, Israel could definitely achieve peace with the Palestinian people if only there weren't any Palestinian people.

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