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R. A. Allen

@raallen87.bsky.social
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📖: A Fellowship of Librarians and Dragons; The Butcher’s Masquerade; Are you Coming? 🎮: Runscape Wilds, Zero Company 📺: Strange New Worlds; Fruits Basket, Lanterns, Ghost, Slow Horses 📸and🪴 Bluesky Ancient Non-Binary They/Them, pref, but fluid about it

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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 1h
This is straight out of a political satire movie and I cannot stop laughing about it.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 2h
I’ll be head of comms, for October, at half the salary.
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𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶🔮 @littledignity.bsky.social · 3h
Goodreads users pls just switch to storygraph. it’s women lead, you can easily transfer your data and we’ve had half and quarter stars for literal years
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 3h
I strongly dislike the trope setting for Love Hypothesis, but shout out to the cast who is leaning hard into the entire thing and pulls off the awkwardness beautifully. 30 minutes in and Rachel Marsh steals every scene so far.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 4h
The fun thing about me is I never learned to dance, because I got bullied out of ballet as a young kid. Like, the line, “Stay in your lane”? That exists because someone saw me trying to line dance, once.
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harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 14h
(Point to the floor.) ON THE DANCE FLOOR, NOW! Dance or face a disciplinary hearing!
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 4h
The Giving Tree was a warning about men “…who can offer no reciprocity, express no gratitude, feel no empathy—an insatiable creature who encounters no limits for his demands.” -Elizabeth Bird
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Denethor Steward
Alt: Denethor Steward of Gondor, eating a meal of tomatoes and chicken
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 4h
Ren fest down.
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SawwooOooOoooky @gamesogre.itch.io · 18h
Imagine being the one actual human Julie on this site and trying to follow anyone right now
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 8h
Think twice about anything labeled “spice” being applied to your butt. Maybe thrice.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 8h
I almost bought a $700 katana today, so shout out to my ADHD med for being a real one, reigning in that impulse control.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 9h
I *need* one of those wide brimmed hats with one side pinned up and a feather on it.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 9h
Testing that edge crush, with doctor approval. I hope a dermatologist responded.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 13h
“Call me a good hobbit, Sméagol, and I’ll end this, here and now.”
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 14h
drop some martial arts 🥋🖤🥷
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Kung Fu Hustle: Stephen Chow's Chase & Fight
Alt: Kung Fu Hustle: Stephen Chow's Chase & Fight, as the woman in curlers and a robe swings at the man in business casual attire
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 18h
Sorry, everyone, I’m joining the moderation war on the side of Julie (Bob Ross edition).
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 18h
I took this in sept 2024, at the michigan ren fest. Ran into her, again, at the same booth, but different location, today. She was ringing up two items for me, I pulled up the photo and asked if it was her. She was very kind and went on a bit how it was a favorite photo of her, still. ☺️
A woman in portrait, surrounded by hanging crystals, wearing a fur hat, over long brown hair. Background is a bright white, contrasting with the more colorful foreground.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 23h
For TODAY now 😌
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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'Behemoth! Review: Pedro Pascal In Musical Drama From Tony Gilroy
A review of 'Behemoth!' with Pedro Pascal as a Hollywood studio musician looking back at his life, loves and regrets.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I AM SEATED AND ALSO JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND ALSO ROCKING BACK AND FORTH THEY PUT THIS MAN BEHIND ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUNDING INSTRUMENTS 😭😭😭 Pedro Pascal, in a flowing black button down, mostly open, behind a cello, and then rotten tomatoes at 85% score for it.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And that is the renaissance festival outfit for tomorrow
Black trousers with leather paneling, a wide leather belt, with secondary straps in the non-binary colors, and a black tunic, with me seated on the edge of my bed, arm propped on leg with my phoenix sleeve in view.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
None of you told me there was a Minas Tirith Lego set, so you are all in timeout.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good bye, everyone. I’ll miss you.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see it going around, but I have to say, “English” doesn’t make you more or less capable. You are fluently multi-lingual? There it is.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t win arguments, I just exit them, spectacularly.
Today at 10:25 PM
ok i'm in the middle of an argument about this: is the dose correct in a syringe at the bottom of the line, the top of the line or the middle? or does it even matter? this is about insulin, not that the drug matters nor is it going to change the dose enough to worry, but i've always wondered

I'm 47, man, l just go to the nearest number, and say a prayer.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In an unvaccinated population, covid had an r naught of 2-3. Which is 1 infection, 2-3 other infections from that. Measles, in an unvaccinated population, has an r naught of about 16.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought for sure she had pulled a Sub Zero and yanked his spine out, like, good for her, yay arm day
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just me and my emotional support caprese sandwich against the world
A caprese sandwich with mozzarella, tomatoes, basil and balsamic reduction on a sourdough
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would be so embarrassed if an article named me as a friend to either kid rock or eminem.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is fantastic Also, give me a fatty and a few drinks and I still won’t sound like Eddie Vedder but I will have the confidence to try, and the inability to remember the shame.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you want a fun time, look at emergency department reviews, and ratings, on google.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, but literally, I was working at a critical access hospital, and I mentioned working conditions at a huddle Removed from charge nurse role the next day, because of it Company sent an HR rep at 8p on a Friday to find me in person, on shift, when I complained it violated my federal labor rights
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your earlobes are the same distance apart as your nipples. Off to bed for me!
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JBC @johnbcaddell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
behold beautifully bundled #butterflies #InsectThursday #insects #bugs
Monarch butterflies wintering at Natural Bridges State Park in Santa Cruz, CA
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sex bots are back and you’re gonna be in trouble hey now, hey now the sex bots are back
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I worked with two ICU nurses, last night, who got pulled to ER holds. Conversations pretty much went like this:
Text message reads:

Floated to the ED today. You guys are nuts 
4:49PM
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*This* is what I meant when I said let’s break Flock cameras.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol fuuuuck “HAS RN NEEDS STARTING TONIGHT 10/2 7PM-7AM THROUGH THE WEEKEND ALL DEPARTMENTS AND BOTH 7AM-7PM & 7PM-7AM”
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leave me alone, Julie, I am a small bean account
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never skip leg heeeeeeyyy
Legs! Crossed over, in grey shorts.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The reason to keep going You have not laughed the hardest you will You have not met all the people who need you, even briefly in their life You have not been loved as deeply as the human experience allows Of all the wonders behind you, many more ahead. I wish to hear of them, laughter and tears
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One week off. Ren fest Comedy show Chicago library and aquarium Detroit zoo
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rattgirrll 💫 spooky squeaker edition @princesspabst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
october #promosky •*• hello i go by rattgirrll •*• 33•libra•southern•fem•leftist things i like: • reading/comics • baking/cooking • neopets • art/drawing/painting • frogs • reality trash tv • trinkets/oddities if you like the same or similar let’s be moots! |||| MDNI ||||
Pictured is the user in a orange tank top, orange colored lenses sunglasses, with chunky silver earrings. They have makeup on and two purple pimple patches shaped like stars on their cheek. Pictured is the users frog pickle perched on a natural piece of barkPictured is snoopy looking into a jack-o’-lantern with a large moon and bats in a purple colored sky Pictured is Kristy Clown from the simpsons with a limp cigarette in his mouth looking shocked
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tyrannosaurus is nearby
A cup of water with tremors across the surface.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Niiiiitro
My hand holding a nitro bottle

Baxter
Nitroglycerin
Nitroglycerin in 5% Dextrose Injection
50 mg per 250 mL
(200 mcg / mL)
Protect from light until time of use.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“MRI” as the triage complaint, but I think this was a Final Destination one already? “Med refill” “Alcohol intoxication” “Vaginal bleeding pregnancy” “Vaginal bleeding post op”
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LOL almost pocket dialed anesthesiology at 0330.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spooky season has arrived! 🔪🎃 Share something spooky, scary, or creepy to kick off the month. 🖤
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Want
Alt: Bilbo Baggins Golluming out on Frodo, as his face changes to an angry monster, from an affable old hobbit.
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Panic! Because of bed bugs.
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harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, showing up to work on time *is* incredibly hard.
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