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I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 3h

The State Department has announced it will begin mailing passports in packages with giant letters that say "PASSPORT INSIDE. PLEASE STEAL."

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 3h

Better late than never.

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 3h

LIKE HALF THE ASTROS ROSTER: hey you shithead fans, why aren’t you coming to the ballpark to watch us get our asses kicked

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

just saying

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 4h

Proud Graduate of the Mr Hulot School of Normal Posture

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 4h

it's fun to call him disgusting but he clearly gets off on it. the real punishment is not paying him any attention at all

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 4h

remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 6h

It is actually completely clear from context clues.

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 7h

Here's the thing to make this clear: I do not believe Zohran Mamdani is an anti-Semite. I believe all of these alleged lefties - who pay Elon Musk to get signal-boosted at the Nazi bar - are anti-Semites.

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 16h

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matt @mferench.bsky.social · 16h

lmao

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 16h

Have a night, Ben Rice baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?dat...

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 16h

He can still do this you know

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 18h

I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 17h

On the one hand, Wells is 2 for 3 with an .800 OPS since Aug 1. On the other hand why is Stanton on the roster if not for right here right now?

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 17h

Scheduled tweets later deleted. bsky.app/profile/just...

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 17h

Stanton should hit here

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 18h

it's time for playoff basebal

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17h

He looks like Forrest MacNeil after he got all the work done and rampaged around the cult that was in his dad’s yard

Andy Daly very fake tanned as Forrest MacNeil

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

I don't think there was much chance the Yankees *weren't* going to use Bednar tonight. Gotta lock down that win, there's only 3 games.

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Listen, they should have left Tolle in to throw 150 pitches, he looks like he can do that. He's from that era.

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Hey, I worked that game that Sabathia pitched, and after the game I said hi to CC on the way out of the ballpark. O's announcer Jim Hunter was complaining to me that the umpire was in the bag for Sabathia the whole game, and I told him I was seeing the pitch location live, and CC was hitting corners

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Anonymous Eagle @anonymouseagle.bsky.social · 17h

are you allowed to forfeit a playoff series after four pitches?

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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 17h

If no one’s busy, meet me at the corner of Beverly & La Brea to help me steal the giant Digger shovel before they take this down next week. In tribute to the film, I drained all the color out of the photo for no reason.

A Digger billboard at a gas station where the couch jumper holds a giant shovel that reaches the ground.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18h

when you've made a meme with the level of expert precision required to not only laugh at gay guys but also, simultaneously, laugh at victims of sexual abuse, you GOTTA make sure to slap your name on that bad boy

a meme where a republican senator has orange drawn around his mouth and it says Senator Schmitt We Get It.... You Love Donald Trump and there's a watermark that says iHarry

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

6 innings from Schlittler was pretty much what I expected tonight.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21h

back my book kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 18h

Waiting for @benjaminkabak.com to comment on that one even before the scoring decision came in, because I knew what it was going to be.

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

My gut feeling is that Bari Weiss want actually supposed to fuck up 60 Minutes. She was definitely brought in to help curry favor but imo it was supposed to be handled carefully and instead she set the brand on fire by pissing off all the real journalists.

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 18h

Someone said on a video about a check swing call that home plate umpires shouldn't be allowed to call check swings, that it should always be up to base umpires. Uh, okay... so, like, every time a batter swings through a pitch outside of the strike zone the umpire has to point down the base umpire?

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

Payton Tolle is our most Chris Farley ball player

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 19h

If the Yankees make a run and Lombard has a good postseason we're going to hear Lombard's age 300 times.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 19h

at 21 years and 119 days, George Lombard Jr. is the youngest player in Yankees history with a hit in his postseason debut

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h

“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 19h

The American League having a 98, 93 and 87 win team, and the rules being set up to ensure that a team with no better than 85 wins will play in the ALCS is seriously fucked up. Congrats on winning home field advantage, Rays. You get to play the second or third best team in the league first.

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 19h

Apparently the NBC sports bug operator was completely oblivious that Walker took second base

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 19h

PCA watching that Yankees-Red Sox intro: "Man, the shit AI can come up with these days"

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 19h

Excited to see whether Dems overperform in the midterms—which shows that abandoning trans people is smart politics—or underperform in the midterms—which shows that they abandoned trans people insufficiently and it cost them

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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 20h

He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!

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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 19h

Because I've been watching the background of this feed this whole time, I'm fully aware that Rizzo was thinking about what he was going to say there for the last half hour, at least.

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