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@theclay.xyz

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weird internet guy haver of nice hands certified tall often despairing about sports in Carolina “A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI

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clay @theclay.xyz · 46m

lololololol this game is so bad

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clay @theclay.xyz · 47m

Somebody get Dan Quinn a bra, man has some big natural hangers

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clay @theclay.xyz · 49m

Daniel Jones is straight dookie

clay @theclay.xyz · 55m

Commanders/Colts involved in a get-a-first-down challenge

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clay @theclay.xyz · 1h

Commanders might want to keep their QB from dying

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clay @theclay.xyz · 1h

oh no commanders backup qb looks like a goober

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clay @theclay.xyz · 12h

tf is the truly guitar playing iguana

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clay @theclay.xyz · 12h

GOAAALLLLLL

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clay @theclay.xyz · 13h

GOT EM

clay @theclay.xyz · 14h

Woll playing his tail off

clay @theclay.xyz · 16h

10 seconds

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clay @theclay.xyz · 16h

what was the yankees pitcher doing with this hat there?

clay @theclay.xyz · 16h

oh no Wolfpack

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clay @theclay.xyz · 16h

Tennessee uniforms are gross, go Auburn?

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clay @theclay.xyz · 16h

that ball was out

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 16h

pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel stuffed down his pants. bartender asks him what the deal is, and the pirate says “arr it’s driving me nuts!”

clay @theclay.xyz · 03/10/2026

missed it

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Claire @calamityjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

IM NOT TOUCHING YOU

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

the bar I’m at is the next to the venue for a Kacey Musgraves concert so they are playing her songs. So far I’ve heard 2 songs with “Texas” in the title.

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

an old fashioned with a cherry and a slice of orange

god’s chosen cocktail

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

I’m in shambles

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

junior dev actively declining recommendations to keep her stuff going wild her: I ran this batch job which should delete X rows me: did you run a count to verify? it’s cheap easy and informative her: IOPs went up, good enough for me!

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

if CBS is smart they go steal Luke Kuechly or Greg Olsen

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clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

Ordered a Lyft, got picked up by a Silverado. I don’t see how the economics for this works

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

Nick Offerman’s “In My Opinion” segments on the Daily Show are pure gold

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clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

@cinquinho.bsky.social very excited, I get to ask Hoon who smells better, Jon Hamm or Florence Pugh 🤣

clay @theclay.xyz · 02/10/2026

It’s Friday?

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clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

“A real Bible. Adult size. Written by Jesus.” 🤣🤣🤣

Keri Russell as Kate Wyler in The Diplomat, very seriously saying “A real Bible. Adult size. Written by Jesus.”

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

@wademinter.com are there any official “we’ll have the Canes game on” in Charlotte tomorrow?

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clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

currently looking at a guy who appears to be Rob Riggle drawn from memory

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

let’s see what kind of achievements were added in the latest update to weirdest game series in existence oh no

Crusader Kings 3 achievement in the latest update, “By God Alone”

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

clay @theclay.xyz · 01/10/2026

look at this panthers jacket my buddy made, absolutely incredible

the front of a white jacket with illustrations of legendary Panthers players

the back of a white jacket with illustrations of legendary Panthers players

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.

clay @theclay.xyz · 30/09/2026

let’s turn on the baseball?

clay @theclay.xyz · 30/09/2026

the twins telling the pig story in the latest Ted Lasso was GREAT

clay @theclay.xyz · 30/09/2026

cc: all my sports teams

clay @theclay.xyz · 30/09/2026

going to dry my tears on the Stanley Cup banner

clay @theclay.xyz · 30/09/2026

wtf

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

HOW DID WE NOT SCORE

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

I did a black eye 👎

man with beard with a black eye from taking an elbow at basketball

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Claire @calamityjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes, come back, Jarvy.

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

HOCKEY TONIGHT we need more Hurricanes bars in Charlotte

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

we stan for Coach Ricky

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clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

CAN CHECK

cocktail glass with a brown liquid, next to a liquor bottle that says “Four Roses Small Batch Select”

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

moon so big tonight

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

OK everybody relax, I got some four roses select on sale

clay @theclay.xyz · 29/09/2026

at 5pm est?!?!?

clay @theclay.xyz · 28/09/2026

oh no I’m out of bourbon

clay @theclay.xyz · 28/09/2026

Is ACC Husband commercial basically