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@cesq123.bsky.social
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No-dig gardening and cooking fresh from the field. Have dogs and hens but don't eat them. I'm just vegetables.

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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, you can 100% have this bin and before you drive, 100% remove it from your car.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They coppiced the sycamore! Ironically, if this works out, the lifetime of that tree has been massively extended! bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Hadrian's Wall Sycamore Gap tree stump shows 'encouraging' signs
A thick layer of growth surrounds the stump three years after the landmark was illegally felled.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is good.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X
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Little Green Space @lgspace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A bumblebee can only fly for about 40 minutes between feeding. But we've lost 97% of our wiłdflower meadows. So each nectar-rich flower you plant in a windowbox or your garden or community green space could be the pit stop that saves a bee 🐝
Bumblebee feeding on flower
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Irish lad was explaining how when Irish people emigrated all round the world, it was different to "these foreigners" because the Irish integrated. I had a bit of a think about that and asked if that's the case, how come there're Irish pubs and St Patrick's day parades all over the world? Broke him.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People that deny climate change should be forced to live at sea level. The hills are for the woke.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really short on time (and honestly, energy) today but had to "squash" in some harvesting. I'm here all week. #nodig #pumpkin #vegetablegarden
Seven small orange pumpkin squash
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 0️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whinny.
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remove diseased plants promptly to prevent spread.
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Read the article here: learndirt.com/learn/no-till-gardeni…
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes, just sometimes, when I've solved some tricky problems and then there's a new problem, I just say "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" in my head for as long as it takes to delay the next problem until I am ready. I can AAAAAAAAA for days.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made another lasagne out of my home grown vegetables. It's full of cheese but still has feck all calories (relative to mass). I'm after finding the cheat code, lads! Pad it out with marrows. No pictures for ye, ye dirty feckers! That's private. #lasagne #vegetablegarden #vegetarian #cooking #filth
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to turn the end of summer compost into the middle bin. I can't get the heat high enough to kill the weeds so I use it for mulching the orchard trees, not for the beds. It looks like a big cake! #nodig #compost #vegetablegarden
A compost bin with layers of materials
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Slugs fucked the lot.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuuuuuuuck
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sooooo Stuuuupid! Just put tariffs on the USA, mr Trump! EZ fix #problem #solved #vegetables www.bbc.com/news/live/cw...
bbc.com
Trump hits out at US central bank's decision to hike interest rates - follow live
The Fed said it had hiked the rates to curb inflation - but the US president again pushed for them to be lowered "and fast".
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 16/09/2026
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible. I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU. And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always the same veg because that's what I grow and I like what I grow. Ah! But the variety of meals! This time, its lasagne! Who else got wet getting a carrot in the field today? #vegetarian #vegetablegarden #nodig #fieldtofork #innuendo
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I note the vegetables stop growing before the weeds. #vegetablegarden #nodig
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He flew in his own people to cheer. Gobshite.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What does this mean?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
100% of accounts I have reported have been banned for being obvious scams. Why does it take Bluesky so long? Can I get points or something? #scam #investment #bitcoin
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean, FF/FG is why he's here and the fucking hideous blind eye we turned to Facebook (specific and et al) and their filthy global actions whilst based in Dublin for a few quid in corporation tax for the coffers. Trump is akin, not alien to Irish politicians but not our culture.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Way to go Ireland!! 🇮🇪 👏👏👏👏 TT: @higovisuals
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What made up excuse will Trump use as a reason to put tarrifs on Ireland?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm something of a chef myself.
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TheSecretDiplomat @thesecretdiplomat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1/4 🧵 Two weeks on from Burnham's botched visit to Northern Ireland and we continue to see careless language that creates avoidable friction. Burnham’s loose framing continues to reveal a troubling misunderstanding of the Good Friday Agreement. ​ First, "consensus" is not the constitutional...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
screenshot of a social media post thread featuring fake posts from soda brands.

At the top, Coca-Cola posts an AI-generated image showing red Coca-Cola cans and blue Pepsi cans bent and intertwined in various angles, captioned: "Look how we beat you in this fight @Pepsi".

Below, Pepsi replies: "Are you sure they're fighting? 😭", pointing out that the intertwined cans closely resemble suggestive intimacy positions.

Underneath Pepsi's comment, DrPepper replies: "So that's how i was born..."
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seed saving! Hopefully they'll all be viable next year. The cabbages are amazing and that celery was prolific. #gardening #seeds #nodig
Seed packets with self grown seeds in them.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brilliant 🤣
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was having one of those really productive social media conversations and I got blocked for saying "I am vegetables, you are glue..." and I think that's some sort of record.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Does nothing eat these lads? They are awfully confident out there in the open. I grow the nasturtiums to assuage my guilt for how I treat their brethren on my brassicas... #Nasturtium #organicgarden #vegetablegarden #cabbagewhite
Nasturtium leaves with confident cabbage white butterfly caterpillars
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Eww!
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How do I share what a scam looks like on here? Does anyone know anyone with a good following here? My vegetables are not susceptible. #scam #pigbutcher #chatbot
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bit short for me. #notenoughhands #pony bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
World's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'
Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What if the real GTA6 was the friends we made on the way?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
EVERY major US city.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just came back on to share these guys. Yes !!
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can I give you a quick call? A) No! B) Without a full agenda? No! Who accepts that kind of risky call?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello! It's cabbage season! Cabbage is vegan. Even when eaten raw. #nodig #vegetablegarden #cabbage #vegetarian
Finely chopped white cabbage, half a red onion and 3 cloves of garlic. Fennel seeds too, but just a few. Big knife.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just casually highlighting that we live in a world where we need this headline... 🫠 bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Watchdog calls for police to stop using Tasers on children in custody
The children's commissioner has also called for police to stop using incapacitating Pava spray on children in custody.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today, I will be breaking a big job down into multiple procrasti-sections.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Summer is apparently over. I've spare lettuce, spinach and beetroot that will fill blank spaces in the beds and do ok over winter. Also last chance to direct sow onion seeds but it's much too windy! #beetroot #vegetablegarden #nodig #gardening
This wheelbarrow has trays of seedlings in it. The beetroot seedlings look especially strong.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A fighting age man from another country coming into Ireland with no checks. bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Scottish man jailed for racially-motivated offences during Belfast riots
Reece Dunnett from Dunfermline in Fife pleaded guilty to violent disorder offences during the summer of 2024.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had to shut down my rodent removal business. No more Mr. Mice Guy.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's the profit on the 2 pints of Guinness they sold. Imagine the fortunes if they'd sold more!
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