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@ghost-waltz.bsky.social
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 21h
Sunday is my birthday so you are all legally obligated to post a time you felt like you looked great. bonus points if it was a Halloween (or other reason) costume.
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 18h
omg omg omg i need this print credit: www.instagram.com/p/Dd5JTy_yHR...
a 90's Lisa Frank style guillotine
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 21h
culturally-accurate Canadian breakfast (tea and a croissant)
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 21h
Sunday is my birthday so you are all legally obligated to post a time you felt like you looked great. bonus points if it was a Halloween (or other reason) costume.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HELLO! It's Bandcamp Friday. I've got about 10 cassettes left of my latest EP on Bandcamp, *and* you get the digital version for free with it. What's more, you get to own something I have lovingly made (music and artwork) plus a postcard from me hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/input-...
hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com
Input : Meaning : Joy, by HawaiiWorms
4 track album
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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 22h
It's #bandcampfriday and my fun pitch is I have to go to a funeral in another country which is brutalising my attempts to get it together to move to France, having gotten out of a 10 year relationship and lost a sibling inside 2 weeks, so: great time to buy some of my stuff conormahood.bandcamp.com
conormahood.bandcamp.com
Conor Mahood
I'm a voiceover artist from Dublin, Ireland. I make my living doing voiceovers for commercial stuff like Guinness or Pepsi, but I also like telling stories, so here I am.
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when I die, I want to be buried with all my stuff in an elaborate chamber deep under a pyramid, surrounded by many traps & cursed by 18 witches, and anyone who dies trying to get my treasure has a picture of their face made out of fireworks projected in the sky like in The Hunger Games.
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am so tired of authenticating. please let us go back to no-factor authenticating. the robot overlords already know my passwords and my bank account doesn't have any money in it. like, seriously what are we doing here?
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
men: "women should know what to expect if they get drunk around a group of men" also men: *rages over the existence of women-only spaces*
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watching Promising Young Woman for topical reasons
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jessica Lange can bully / invite me into a slumber party anytime, there's no question (watching AHS 13)
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a girl finds god
a witch finding god/forest god
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taylor Swift's hairdresser should be fired
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the appropriate amount of people complimented my outfit (many) and some lovely girls said I was best dressed at the party 🥰🥰
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone gave me a bracelet that says "commit tax fraud", so I'm relieved to know my vibes are on point
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sparkle sparkle
me wearing a sequin T-shirt dress
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twig demands pets (don't worry, she got many)
a tawny cat reaching for mesame cat with her claws in my pamtsstill scritching cat looking unimpressed
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
accused of being a Gollum for singing "fish on toast, fish on toast, it's the snack we like the most" and honestly I think they're onto something there
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am not normally one to toot my own horn, but I would fucking CRUSH in an accidental fairytale situation
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
b e r e t
me wearing a yellow coat and a yellow beret
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
girls want 2 things: -dresses with pockets -a group of friends they can gossip with about coworkers/family the others don't know and still get 100% support
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
nudie magazine called The book of revelations, is this anything?
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
beans on toast! (but it's butter beans sauteed with zucchini, lemon, parmesan & served with homemade bread)
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
libras are adults in the same way a tomato is a fruit
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bat benatar 🦇 @tatbenatar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey so go block this clown
quote tweet of my previous tweet that says “yup! Just like women!”
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can we make Taylor Swift cry next?
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
watch out: the girl is baking
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
finally some fall weather!
me wearing a black turtleneck and plaid skirt
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would make an excellent frontwoman for 50's style Halloween band, just sayin'
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
apologies to everyone i am victimizing by sending endless memes to today, i just really don't want to work.
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this cat looks identical to mine, so you better believe i have been serenading him with this all week. www.instagram.com/reel/DdMKMdv...
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
where the fuck is my goddamn sweater weather?
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
posting "send bsky trust & safety committee folks to the camps" until I get banned, as a little treat
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't stop singing this to my cat www.instagram.com/reel/DdMKMdv...
instagram.com
Maka on Instagram: "She’s knows it and she likes to show it 👑🐈‍⬛👑😍 . . . . (Btw my hand is fine it just looks like that due to a medical thing) #catsofinstagram #cats #blackcat #cat #catmemes"
62K likes, 500 comments - maka.the.bean.queen on September 12, 2026: "She’s knows it and she likes to show it 👑🐈‍⬛👑😍 . . . . (Btw my hand is fine it just looks like that due to a medical thing) #cats...
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me: *wears a thong bodysuit* the devil invented thong bodysuits! me: *wears a regular bodysuit* the devil invented regular bodysuits!
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
knuckle tats: S o u p L i f e
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my logical mind knows the space weapons are meant for earth, but a part of me wants to know just how much defense spending has been put towards fighting aliens
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in my villain era (no longer replying to "thank you" emails)
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the way my kid is angrily wailing at his alarm going off confirms he is mini-me
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you know the sleep isn't going well when you have a literal dream about sleeping until 1pm uninterrupted.
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this whole "AI is going to kill us all thing" has me really conflicted. on the one hand: I hate AI. but on the other hand: if "kill us all" is just code for "bankrupt the billionaires" then I guess I welcome our new robot overlords
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Billy Joel's "we didn't start the fire" is about being a climate change denier
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am insanely cool* *made my partner carry my bottle of tums in their fanny pack just in case.** **I ate like 15 of those tums tonight
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
haha oh no, karaoke is happening
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I did a lewk!
me wearing a bodysuit and green pants
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that moment when you get eyelash extensions and immediately feel like you've made a huge mistake!
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finally, representation in the media.

my love language is causing a lil mischief and running away giggling
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
let's launch the brains
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that super fun & awkward stage where you're trying to grow out your fringe!
a picture of me with two tiny hair clips doing the Lord's work by holding my Fringe out of my face
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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if Trump dies today, the memes will be so fantastic. the universe owes us this.
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