Reposted by ZeklandiaJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Born to yippee. Forced to wake up and watch the global security architecture degrade further 1658754
Reposted by ZeklandiaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472316234
Reposted by ZeklandiaHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138123122751
Reposted by Zeklandiaa team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026not now kitten, daddy's path is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. 036895
Reposted by ZeklandiaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil 344746901
Zeklandia @zeklandia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Are you still a believer in the stripper falling in love with you? Because at 27, it's marginal, right? Well, you just enjoy yourself. 030
Reposted by ZeklandiaThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars 121266144
Reposted by Zeklandiaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit? 8681108
Reposted by ZeklandiaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Follow your heart. Track its movements. Kill it before it destroys you. 11446133
Reposted by Zeklandiadrew @dogballs.info · 30/03/2026I cannot wait to see what the swine think of these pearls 863296
Reposted by Zeklandiamaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 28/03/2026ah fuck I forgot to plan out my future 2959266
Reposted by Zeklandiawint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect 5793471395
Zeklandia @zeklandia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Dwarfism is a relatively small problem, but gigantism is a much bigger issue. 020
Reposted by Zeklandiapost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/03/2026hey does anybody have any video clips that are both morally and viscerally disturbing, maybe with some audio that will stay with the listener for years? ideal if they're also a metaphor for our political age. thanks! 6687276
Reposted by Zeklandiahi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026First as tragedy, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farce, then as farc 2629
Reposted by Zeklandiaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2026There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things 7073701388
Reposted by Zeklandiawint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck" 4364721252
Reposted by ZeklandiaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/02/2026while you were studying the blade, i went to the store 302200299
Reposted by ZeklandiaI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Uni has been taken over by an alien! 273525598
Reposted by Zeklandiapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026One thing we can all agree on is that not only are computers alive now, computers were ALWAYS alive 3669446
Reposted by ZeklandiaJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 11/02/2026it’s like the spark has gone out, dude. i can’t even get the rough beast to slouch 2327
Reposted by ZeklandiaAmelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 06/02/2026the cruelty of this world is overwhelming 0111
Reposted by Zeklandiamindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost 6608156
Reposted by ZeklandiaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference 12619176
Reposted by ZeklandiaHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Might fuck around and invent the horse later 2303
Reposted by Zeklandiamattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/01/2026Great question! It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider. The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born. 91168219
Reposted by Zeklandiaceej @ceej.online · 12/01/2026hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take 1274282746
Reposted by Zeklandiaceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪 613805703
Reposted by ZeklandiaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before 221979242
Reposted by ZeklandiaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026America is yearning for "it." 1053949460
Reposted by ZeklandiaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters 66115763892
Reposted by ZeklandiaAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Tech Guy: Oh vengeful computer! Please spare us, your loyal creators Roko’s Basilisk: Where are all the whales? What the hell did you do to the whales 0535
Reposted by ZeklandiaFlannel, Steady Diet of @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Hate the feeling that I’m living through a “chain of events” 618634
Reposted by Zeklandiajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink 1064879
Reposted by ZeklandiaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service 7988851493
Reposted by ZeklandiaRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice. 6486532092
Reposted by Zeklandiamindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy 541478
Reposted by ZeklandiaChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man. 171036285
Reposted by Zeklandiaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/12/2025ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry 129838
Reposted by Zeklandiamammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 17/12/2025blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent 235667
Zeklandia @zeklandia.bsky.social · 11/12/2025@t3.gg here's a Flutter app that's actually good: github.com/edde746/plezygithub.comGitHub - edde746/plezy: Modern cross-platform Plex client built with FlutterModern cross-platform Plex client built with Flutter - edde746/plezy 011
