jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Starting a professional cleaning service where I come to your house and throw a tarp over anything icky 2281
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shy Guy’s big brother, Brave Guy, just did something extremely heroic 1231
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They call him donkey Kong due to how he donks eyou on your kong 1503
Reposted by jonkjonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer): 113219
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(Looking at crimini mushrooms) sorry… do you have any innocent ones? 2211
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck I have to delve into the dungeon this weekend.. I hate the monsters but the bassoonist is so good… 1322
Reposted by jonkBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They say a hippo can crush you with their jaws. But did you know they can also crush you with the rest of their body 210512
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Doc: take this antiemetic Patient: what’ll it do? Doc: stop you from emeting 0140
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m actually allowed to drive that fast due to my gumption your honor 0200
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Doc said I had too much gumption he’s gonna drain out some of my blood and see what happens 2191
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just running to the store to get some gumption do you need anything? 080
Reposted by jonkTeam Boneless @teamboneless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We just finished our first game, Camp Ringtail Rock! It was made for the Haunted PS1 Summer Camp Jam and inspired by raccoon sensation Jimothy! Check it out here! teamboneless.itch.io/camp-ringtai... @hauntedps1.bsky.social @berryfoxes.bsky.social #gamedev #gamejam #hauntedps1teamboneless.itch.ioCamp Ringtail Rock by Team BonelessJimothy is a little creeped out in this Spooky 3D Adventure 1184
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Drake if he was courage the cowardly dog You Eustace call me on my cell phone! Late night things I do for love, 1170
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At the doctor office they may say “stool sample” “bowel movemrnt” do not be fooled. These are all code words for pooting in the toiler 1251
Reposted by jonklittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey siri do women have bones 19512
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Jigsaw: I would like to play a game all you have to do is use the correct light switches first try. You’ve lived here for years this shouldn’t be this hard Me: I’ll wait for the tnt to go off if that’s ok with you 0419
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026(Recommending a short form video to a friend) don’t worry man, it gets good at like five seconds in 1220
Reposted by jonkErrai @errai.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Coworker: ohhh you’re taking a trip to Japan?! Jealous! Me: (trying to make him feel included) I’m jealous of your whole life too 1835
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just invented what I think could be a new concept in horror. I’m tentatively calling it Wouldn’t It Be Fucked Up If Something Scary Happened 3230
