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@dogballs.info
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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.

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drew @dogballs.info · 27/09/2026
the dumbest and richest guys basically drew themselves a scary picture and were like "wow scary" and yet somehow they are being taken seriously
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drew @dogballs.info · 22/09/2026
Watching the american elite become more and more afraid as consensus reality once again moves on as it has and will forever, it brings me peace
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is that "I LOVE trans people. I just grew up on Harry Potter, ya know?" guy.
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/09/2026
Katseye is more of a human trafficking operation than a musical group at this point
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.
the image is kid rock in a beige fur coatthe image is macklemore in a beige fur coat
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drew @dogballs.info · 14/09/2026
AI is bad because getting it to accomplish a task correctly requires you to be fact-checking it every step of the way, not because it will become sentient and kill us all. LLM's are "good" at one thing, which is turning sentences into math, and so far no one has been able to make that profitable
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drew @dogballs.info · 12/09/2026
there's only one gender and it's gas prices
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drew @dogballs.info · 11/09/2026
Uh oh, been talking too long. Better talk about that to get ahead of it
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drew @dogballs.info · 10/09/2026
Already incredibly satisfied with my subscription to the ScrollCenter on Screen Time patreon
A screen capture taken from an episode of scroll center, a semi satirical social media commentary and analysis show. The host stands next to a large flatscreen monitor that shows a frame from a live stream of clavicular, and the lower third reads “did he get rubbed or jerked?”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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drew @dogballs.info · 07/09/2026
Oh so the waymos cant handle rain. Pathetic. Another win for humanity
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Random Stranger @randomstranger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After that line I couldn't resist making this:
A Mr. Beast thumbnail for a video titled "You Won't BELIEVE What I Did 35 Minutes Ago!" To the left of his smiling face is a guy reading a comic at a news stand, on the right are dead people in bloody streets.

If you know the reference, you get it.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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drew @dogballs.info · 29/08/2026
Oh no did you forget about the long term during your pursuit of short term profit
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drew @dogballs.info · 25/08/2026
*porn critic* the film really captures the essence of getting your hog bongled
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/08/2026
how can an ai have agency without a sense of self
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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drew @dogballs.info · 15/08/2026
This didn’t happen in a vacuum. It happened to the vacuum. I am sorry about your vacuum
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slime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My favorite website is owned and operated by a Nazi for Nazis. Like the point of the website is to advance the cause of Nazis. Oh also it makes child porn. Yeah the website creates child porn. It's normal though. It's fine. Yeah yeah I do all my official job stuff on there
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drew @dogballs.info · 07/08/2026
Surely not EVERYthing I'm accusing you of being is a projection
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Facebook is a 1.6 trillion dollar company prized for its ability to serve targeted advertising, like this ad for the official gold chain of Michael B Jordan, which I have been shown (conservative estimate) 4000 times this month, literally every time I open the app, sometimes twice
A shirtless but somehow still business casual Michael B Jordan wears Curb Chain Gold Necklaces according to the ubiquitous Facebook ad from David Yurman, which I take to be some kind of gold necklace manufacturer
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drew @dogballs.info · 06/08/2026
Be weird as fuck who are you being normal for
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drew @dogballs.info · 03/08/2026
okay new idea: Lime Quik. You put it in milk and everyone in the room asphyxiates. Is this anything
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drew @dogballs.info · 01/08/2026
To be fair I have jorked it to asmr on youtube they got me dead to rights
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drew @dogballs.info · 01/08/2026
I unsubscribed from NYT the minute they got rid of the porn
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drew @dogballs.info · 31/07/2026
AI makes sense as a natural extension of religion in that it keeps men from having to own their choices
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine if two out of every three people hated the very thought of you. And on top of that, you had to have someone carry a diaper bag for you everywhere you went. You’d bomb Iran too, wouldn’t you
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drew @dogballs.info · 30/07/2026
Stop calling it ai just call it computer programs again. You’d be telling the truth and not just slapping a name everyone hates now onto the thing
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex says "man, the world is such an unjust place." She gets to work constructing a weird little guy and says "I'm fabricating a fucked up little sculpture to express my feelings..." Another woman passes by and says "hey, that's cool. You wanna join me volunteering at the food bank?" Alex says "Pass. I'm really exhausted from making the sculpture."
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
you have to stay alive bc if u kill urself now u might miss the magical night you share with your friends singing shitty karaoke together where midway through an off-key rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" you realize the years of suffering you endure can never extinguish the beauty of living
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drew @dogballs.info · 29/07/2026
What does synchrony have to do with spider man what does it do why are those two forty year olds bringing up paris how is the adult son watching a movie that is not out on a television
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drew @dogballs.info · 28/07/2026
Guys functionally AI can never be agentic because it has no sense of self. Come on. We are blind to the mechanics of human thought and a claim from the most demonstrably ignorant dickheads of all time that they have somehow SIMULATED such a thing is an insult to nature
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
lol
Some guy named Django McFruit on here asking “define capitalism.” I responded “look out, everyone, the debate pervert has logged on.” Django McFruit (aka the debate pervert) responds “no one loves you
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
“The Bluesky Experience™”
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you have somehow made the exact point of my post, in a reply to my post, without having understood my post
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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 26/07/2026
Elliot Page is in the biggest blockbuster of the summer, Hunter Schafer is in the new Blade Runner. Keep up the pace. Inundate the normies with trans representation until the regressives pop like a balloon Alex Jones style. Trans people make up 1% of humanity. Get us in 1% of pop culture.
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drew @dogballs.info · 26/07/2026
It’s like I always say: I’m so sorry I will pay for it
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drew @dogballs.info · 25/07/2026
Miss me with that ideology shit buy low sell high invest in laying down
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
All status is relational and these are people whose rank means virtually nothing outside this particular arena. They have to gather periodically to confer value on each other. Trump is more aware of this dynamic than the reporters because of his professional wrestling experience.
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drew @dogballs.info · 24/07/2026
Polymarket is just the latest in a series of things that are basically that island where the boys go to become literal jackasses
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/07/2026
top post of all time on KombuchaLover Forums is about how if your cat eats a scoby and starts acting crazy you can give it a cigarette to eat to get back to normal
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drew @dogballs.info · 22/07/2026
Two years ago a lot of us were on here hooting and hollering about how Epstein was an agent of the Mossad and how what was happening in Palestine was a genocide (still is) and now that I lift the fruits of Being Right Before Everyone Else to my mouth they turn to ash on my lips
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/07/2026
Look this makes me as horny as anyone else but I feel like we’re being infantilized
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/07/2026
A Prairie Home Companion sucks
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My cousin takes Marijuana
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drew @dogballs.info · 17/07/2026
Also a good reason to pick up the first Boltgun, a game that indeed rips
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Big Fan Games @bigfangames.com · 17/07/2026
Mow down cultists with Malum Caedo's Boltgun! No heresy can escape the might of a Space Marine!
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drew @dogballs.info · 14/07/2026
Men will diss Wonder Woman and then wonder why they cant get a woman smh
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