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Your Comic Muse

@yourcomicmuse.bsky.social
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My bluesky page dedicated to comedy, comedians and their fans. 🎶 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...🎶

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h
Great bit to go "NO WEIRDOS" and then announce these guys bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 1h
Wow! Matches my war crime subpoena list almost perfectly.
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 1h
Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
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Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
The rapper's three-day tour includes stops in Dublin, Paris, and London, all scheduled for the last week of October.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 1h
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Showing up to a job interview with a fully functional starbucks airport kiosk
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1h
If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Dr Chris Radio of Horror @radioofhorror.bsky.social · 19h
Can't wait for the new Simpsons Halloween 🎃 Special
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Michael Price @mikepriceinla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So much fun talking all things LEGO STAR WARS with Big T and Lil T!
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Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 3h
It's wild what a chaotic mess filming Casablanca was by all accounts. They didn't know from day to day where the script was going, or even who Ingrid Bergman would end up with at the end. But the finished product seems like the most precisely executed, perfect screenplay & movie of all time.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 3h
Nearly all the extras in this iconic scene were French expatriates. Their tears during the stirring rendition of La Marseillaise were genuine— filmed at a time when the fate of France was still uncertain. CASABLANCA (1942) #MichaelCurtiz
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 5h
Meta is using its A.I. data centers to exploit a lucrative tax break intended to support research and experimentation, according to an exclusive report by The New York Times. The company’s own accountants recognize that the strategy is on shaky legal ground. nyti.ms/3VlavDw
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4h
Four-byline alert: “.. Meta claimed that $4.1 billion of stock options exercised by Mr. Zuckerberg counted as a research expense ..” @nytimes.com $META www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t...
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 4h
As seen on Bernie Sanders's FB page.
A group of tech leaders sit and stand around a table with name tags, titles, and their net worth highlighted, including Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Sundar Pichai, Lisa Su, and others.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
I wholeheartedly support this I think he should show up and campaign personally with every republican senate candidate, make it really clear that there’s no daylight between them he can start with susan collins
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 15h
Rape in fraternities is nothing new, but also remember young men whether in college fraternities or not, have now grown up through two Trump presidencies. Who knows what they've grown into in regards to considering women & girls as subjects for sex abuse, laws as arbitrary & human life as cheap.
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 22h
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17h
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 20h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h
acab includes fraternities
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 17h
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday announced an assault charge against a Venezuelan delivery driver who was shot in his car by a federal immigration agent in Texas, accusing the man of striking an officer with his side mirror while trying to drive away. to.pbs.org/3Vabs1s
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Federal prosecutors charge Venezuelan man shot in his car by ICE agent in Texas with assaulting an officer
If convicted Garces Perez faces up to 20 years in prison.
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P.L. Rock @plrock.bsky.social · 18h
Senator Klobuchar's knowledge of college sports team mascots from the Midwest may have just saved the nation.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h
If you never talk to your MAGA uncle you won’t be able to just pause and look at him like Tommy Lee Jones in No Country when he calls it “Super Intelligence”
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 22h
Hard to comprehend how stupid these guys are. They're just really stupid dipshits. It's unbelievable.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22h
Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.
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Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 22h
September 29th, 2026. 4:43 p.m. Saw my first Christmas commercial. It was a visit Disneyland for Christmas one. Complete with the Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year." You'd think they'd at least attempt to exploit Halloween first.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 23h
I still call it Twitter and I'll still call it artificial intelligence
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Jim Manley @jamespmanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The idea that they think a day of this is a winning pr strategy is just bizarre to me. The American ppl hate these folks
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ceej @ceej.online · 23h
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23h
man the republicans who hate language policing are going to be so mad about this
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think people who strive to be internet influencers should be shot into the sun.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of these responses are tinged with himpathy, implying that rapists can be healed by empathy and education. You cannot educate someone who does not respect you. Men getting more empathy than their victims is why rape is so common in the first place.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Studies dating back to the 80s have found that men are not just “confused” about consent. They just don’t prioritize consent over things like power, domination, and sexual gratification. Men participating in a gang rape know they don’t have the victim’s consent.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife school
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I call out men who clearly hate women, someone says "you're being too hard on them." Never, throughout the history of time, have we been hard enough on men who hate women. That's literally the problem.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 29/09/2026
I've been saying for years there's not enough money even if the technology worked as advertised.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IMPORTANT: There are 15 states that require in-person registration 28–30 days before an election, meaning this maybe your last week to register. Check your registration at Vote.gov.
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Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Golf guys are basically men who love accessories but don’t realize it
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A wispy puff blooms from the top of the vessel as he opens it. It is Tums dust.
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