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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻

@yourcomicmuse.bsky.social
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My bluesky page dedicated to comedy, comedians and their fans. 🎶 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...🎶

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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So again, I had a Texas layover where this is what you see if you try to access Bluesky. I still refuse to do it, but I did click on the link to see how they make you verify your age. These are the options they give you! Like I would trust the Texas goon government with my credit card or an ID scan.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok ladies, how tiny do we think this douchebag's dick is I was stuck behind in traffic? I'm thinking microscopic.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey H&M, I browsed in your store today. Is one of your fall designers a low talker?
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another wild Saturday night here in the Colorado Rockies sipping the greatest thing ever produced in Colorado (besides Sleepytime.) The Sleepytime Bear, it is established canon, lives in Boulder. But I think his Jerry-Garcia-esque cousin Jammin' Bear lives up in Nederland with his band & groupies.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's finally time for these bad boys to come out of the drawer and shine.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Timeline respite. It's 1995. You've checked your messages and email. Maybe burned some CDs. Now time to lay on the couch and watch Conan. Or maybe talk to a friend on the phone for hours about nothing in particular.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flight Attendant Pro-Tip: Along with an empty water bottle (all airports have free clean water fill up stations now) it's good to pack pita bread. If you end up delayed there's always Mediterranean places in airports now with sides of fresh hummus & baba ganoush for under $5. Tahini's usually free.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm on a layover. I have to be up at 3:20 a.m. to be ready for our 4:30 a.m. hotel shuttle to the airport. Here we are on our internal airline social media finding out together that's our shuttle time. The only time I ever see the melting, overwhelmed smiley face emoji in my life.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I actually appreciate a Hollywood mogul publicly saying narrative. George Lucas calling it The Museum of Narrative Art kind of acknowledges other kinds exist. It's NOT The Brakhage or Conner Museum of Poetic/Non-Narrative Film. It's NOT the Eisenstein Museum of Dialectical Montage. *sigh* Anyway....
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got this work email. We finally got them to get rid of United Healthcare. We have Cigna now. As you can see from our base manager's exclamation points, it's a big deal we now get vaccines free. But my heart sank to see what Americans without insurance are paying under Trump in the 2 right columns⬇️
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very well said. At every Bernie Sanders rally he always asked after having us look at the people next to us "Are you willing to fight for someone you don't know?" It also extends to Palestinians & people dehumanized around the world as well as here. It's arguably the central tenant of progressivism.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching poor Julia Stiles in this horrible outfit compete on Dancing With The Stars. Has any actor ever had a career as poorly managed as Julia Stiles?
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Conrad: "You just do one wrong thing..." Berger (Therapist): "Mmhmm" Berger: "And what was the one wrong thing you did? You know...you know..." Conrad: "I hung on. I stayed with the boat." Berger: "Exactly."
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, I just got home to Colorado from my trip. I was going to post with you guys last night, but my layover was in fucking Texas. And when you try to access Bluesky in Texas now this is what you get⬇️. And I was in no mood to indulge their fascist, Texas censorship and surveillance horseshit.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This could easily be a scroll through when Twitter was funny.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Share one of the most obscure TV shows you can think of. No Soap, Radio (1982)
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Welp, it's my Friday. I'm up in my little, local Colorado mountain bar. My week was so bad Kevin the bartender made me the drink he invented for me 4 years ago. He calls it Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground in honor of my profession & love of Willie Nelson. It's like Christmas in a glass. Recipe⬇️
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Richest man in the world openly funding white supremacist candidates around the world, now openly posting that white solidarity is the only way. And those of us that called him & his father out as South Africa Apartheid racists years ago, and refuse to be on his Twitter...are we still overreacting?
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! #ThankAUnion #UnionStrong #JoinAUnion #Union
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Sadly, we are closing." Seriously thinking about buying every man in my life this for Christmas.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't feel bad Jeb, Looney Tunes even did an episode called Zip Zip Hooray addressing widespread empathy for the coyote. It was always my big brother's favorite episode when we watched the old reruns after school. Maybe you could watch it with your little boy.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is AI right? Made from an original photo of RFK Jr eating a dead prairie dog and a bowl of worms.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of my favorite things too is how they have to disclose and post which seeds they used below the art.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Excellent Minnesota State Fair seed art. #IceOut
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's September 1st. So, as I do every year, may I wish America a very merry Christmas as it begins its Christmas season which will end some time in late February 2027. Pre-lit Christmas trees are already out at Costco for purchase! You better get going America!🎄🎅
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
August 31st/September 1st
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful September.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't believe it's already that time again. August 31st/September 1st
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm taking the trouble to bring really good salsa on this work trip to have on the plane & in my hotel room on layovers. I'm going to great lengths to keep it in hotel mini fridges & in my galley in the ice buckets. So, for the first time I have a food item at work I'm being weird about not sharing.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Things around here are reminding me of old Twitter now. All the celebrities, establishment media types & politicians creepily following everything all of us did, but just to keep up with what's going on, or to lazily steal ideas, jokes and material to avoid doing their work or standing for anything.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post your getaway vehicle
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lol. Flying with a first officer tomorrow who has this as his picture on our private flight crew social media app.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Another thing I'll miss is Dolly's quintessentially Tennessee sharp, self-deprecating sense of humor. ⬇️From when she eagerly participated in David Letterman's Top Ten List "Dolly Parton's Pet Peeves."
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I get it's his longtime brand, his schtick. And sure, it's a good cause. But considering the times now, how about raising money for war refugee kids? Injured refugees? Or a legal fund for ICE detainees from Trump's war at home? A military career is still a choice. These people don't get to choose.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OH MY GOD. If you are on here posting shit like this today⬇️ Then⬇️
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And then my neighbor Anne and Kevin the bartender left this on my doorstep for my birthday! I don't where they found the ice bucket?!! I really do love the inhabitants of my crazy little Colorado Rockies town.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh my god you guys look what my friend Jill, who is so much cooler than me (she only wears vintage clothes from 1980-82. Like Anne Klein, Calvin Klein, the last time I saw her she had on Avon earrings and blue eye shadow) got me for my birthday for my whole rollerskating thing.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🎶And I'm livin' in a panopticon I'm livin' in a PA-NOP-TI-CON🎶
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Denver area people‼️ I'm at Shell in Arvada at the intersection of Wadsworth and 55th. Regular unleaded is $3.51?! I haven't seen anywhere under $4.00 in a long time except Sam's Club. And this is much cheaper than Sam's Club today.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wow. And Tony the dog, because Spuds MacKensie wanted too much money?
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🎶🎶Evergreeeeennnnn🎶🎶
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Excited there are now suddenly Call Your Mother delis here in Colorado!? Their only other locations are in Virginia & Maryland. I've been to the original in D.C. The menu looks the same, and still not too pricey. Good whitefish, shmears & 50 cent pickles. I especially like the candied salmon bagel.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
❤️
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Still true no matter how many countries he invades or other diversions he creates. Never let it stop trending. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh my gosh you guys, I'm so lucky they just had decided to start cancelling flights, so I didn't have to do mine. There is nothing worse than diverting with a plane full of angry people for an indefinite time EXCEPT having to divert where people were actually injured in turbulence. Horrible.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Where's a young Vito Corleone when you need him?
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Attn: @milesklee.bsky.social Soooooo good.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Emmanuel Beart in Manon of the Spring makes Nicole Kidman look rough and cheap imho. But a lot of French actresses do that to other nationalities. It's the Brigitte Bardot vs. Marilyn Monroe thing. No comparison.
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