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Mike Scollins

@mikescollins.bsky.social
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From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and BRIAN. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14h
Holy shit.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PHILLY! Come see the movie I wrote BRIAN at the Philadelphia Film Festival! (Also see the new Mike Leigh movie. We love Mike Leigh movies.) variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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‘La Bola Negra,’ ‘Fjord,’ ‘Wild Horse Nine’ and More Set for 35th Philadelphia Film Festival
"La Bola Negra," "Fjord" and "Wild Horse Nine" were among the films announced for the Philadelphia Film Festival, which runs Oct. 15-25.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This movie punched me in the gut. No one does it like Mike Leigh.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is me and this perfect album's birthday
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no what did the nor'easter say?! katu.com/news/nation-...
katu.com
Ed Sheeran concerts at Gillette Stadium have been canceled due to nor'easter
The Ed Sheeran concerts at Gillette Stadium this weekend have been canceled due to the nor’easter, the promoters announced on Friday.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just saw this at Lincoln Center. Hoo boy now that's a movie 😮‍💨
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(trying to fit in with cool 20somethings) "Cranking it is so washed right guys??" www.playboy.com/read/sex-rel...
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One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
One in three men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when you got something in development
PEGGY: And you never give me any money
DON: THAT'S WHAT THE THANK YOU IS FOR
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This was fun as hell. Thanks to Jeff and the whole Death Rosenstock crew for inviting me to be a tiny part of Maximum Worry Night 2.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
very funny that Pink might actually get her wish about Ed Sheeran refunds
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UMAW @umaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cowardly behavior from Ed Sheeran, his team, the venues, and the AEG promoter.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just found out this also works with gin and tonics
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
San Francisco! BRIAN rules:
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
San Francisco! BRIAN is playing Mill Valley Film Fest in October! Tix on sale 9/17! app.mvff.com/film/brian
Randall Park and Edi Patterson in BRIANBRIAN
UNITED STATES •
2026 •  
94 MINS
“Today is going to be a good day,” repeats Brian (rising star Ben Wang, superb) to his reflection in the mirror each morning before the usual day of disappointments and misunderstandings begins. Prone to frequent outbursts due to his mental health issues, the optimistic high-schooler and his good intentions often derail into comical calamity amidst run-ins with his brother, classmates, teachers, and therapist, who are all too familiar with his emotional flare-ups. When he accidentally self-sabotages his dreams of performing in the school play, Brian finds a new calling: running for senior class president. Armed with a sharply realized script from Late Night scribe Mike Scollins that deftly balances uproarious jokes with earned heartfelt insight, and a murderer’s row of crackling performances from some of comedy’s finest talents, director Will Ropp’s breakout hit of SXSW delivers one of the most memorable coming-of-age films in years. —Landon Zakheim
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fucking coward
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the guy who died getting a penis enlargement at least needs to go open casket so I can see if it was worth it
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ACAB. Link in bio to donate to the Cookie Crook Defense Fund
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MOM IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!! IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!
Trump's a brunette now??
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Paramount-Warner Bros. merger could cost Los Angeles County nearly 4,500 film and TV jobs over the next three years. It could also result in $2.78 BILLION in lost economic value. This merger is only good for the billionaire owners and their shareholders — not workers.
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Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Will Cost 4,500 L.A. Production Jobs, Report Finds
A report commissioned by L.A. County finds that the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger will cost 4,500 production jobs over t
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My friend Brady sends out an awesome monthly mixtape and he let me pick the songs for one! I also wrote some thoughts on the trouble with streaming music, a plug for @umaw.bsky.social and a few events I'm looking forward to in September! madeyouamixtape.substack.com/p/none-of-th...
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None of These Bands Are Palindromes
A mixtape for Bandcamp Fridays.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My friend Brady sends out an awesome monthly mixtape and he let me pick the songs for one! I also wrote some thoughts on the trouble with streaming music, a plug for @umaw.bsky.social and a few events I'm looking forward to in September! madeyouamixtape.substack.com/p/none-of-th...
madeyouamixtape.substack.com
None of These Bands Are Palindromes
A mixtape for Bandcamp Fridays.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just saw Terminator 2 in 4DX and there was this real loud guy hootin and hollerin thru the whole movie and then he just started barfing into his popcorn bucket. Great film.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
istg if she doesnt stop 9/11 deadline.com/2026/08/pari...
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Paris Hilton To Revisit The Early 2000s For Roku
The heiress will feature in and exec produce The It Girls: Inside the 2000s
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whenever I’m down I watch this video of Dolly Parton joining Kenny Rogers during their joint 1985 tour. The crowd pop when she comes onstage mid-song is unlike anything I’ve ever heard.
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We Got Tonight - Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers live 1985
YouTube video by dollyabba
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
👍👍 @kentremendous.bsky.social www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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Mike Schur: The Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Is Existential for Writers
"A market ceases to function when competition disappears. And it’s disappearing," contends the comedy writer whose credits include 'Saturday Night Live,' 'The Office,' 'Parks and Recreation', 'Brookly...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/08/2026
I say let the big guy eat!!!
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
follow me on letterboxd for more perfect taste letterboxd.com/mikescollins/
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
D23 is proud to present this year's Disney Legends Award to... THE GUY WHO HID THE WORD 'SEX' IN THE LION KING!!!!
The scene in The Lion King where the dust kinda looks like it spells sex
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Grimace in sunglasses looking cool as the other side of the pillow is poised at the open door of what looks like a corvette-like kit car. Xe(Grimace is non binary) has a full purple shake that rests on the roof of the sports car. There is a purple gel over the image. A low mist clings to the ground. Is this a dream? Or has this mythical badass been conjured? The song “I need a hero” is most likely blazing on xir am/fm radio.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Anne Hathaway tanking my four-quadrant Kristi Noem spec
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
great news
Some email I got that says Samply (???) now integrates with Laylo (???)
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mates Rates are lovely lads and I caught their show in Edinburgh yesterday and was laffin so hard
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
how does no one in the UK have Tums?!?! I've seen what you eat for breakfast!!
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Two Muppet jokes- one kinda sucks one is great
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I guess my favorite thing about House of the Dragon is how well I know who everyone is. I love seeing someone on screen and going "oh that's-" and then saying their name cause I know it.
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Jason Sheridan @jasonsheridan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hello Bluesky. I cowrote a chapbook and you can preorder it now at the link below! www.agathapress.com/shop/p/can-w...
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bringing this photo of Paul Newman to my barber. My new life starts today.
Paul Newman looking unbelievably hot in Cool Hand Luke
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this was so unexpected 🤗
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
me if they were singing Ants Marching
Matt Damon being tortured by Sirens
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
good news if you missed the Knicks parade we might have a bigger one nypost.com/2026/07/18/u...
nypost.com
Mamdani in ‘active conversation’ about whether he can arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when Israel PM visits NYC
Mayor Zohran Mamdani says he’s still weighing whether he can arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when the Israeli prime minister is scheduled to visit the Big Apple in September.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Joined Podcast: The Ride's McMonth to talk about my Number 1 guy!!! Listen where you get podcasts. DINNUH!!!
Graphic with Mac Tonight cartoon, me and me dressed as Mac Tonight for McMonth
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Odysseus walking out of Party City saying "just trust me just trust me"
janky inflatable horse costume
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pete Hegseth railing against low testosterone while his boss is like "you will not believe how glamorous my new ballroom is."
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