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My bluesky page dedicated to comedy, comedians and their fans. 🎶 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...🎶

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Mike Royce @mikeroyce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meet the 22 California Billionaires Opposing Prop. 40 www.truthdig.com/articles/mee...
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Meet the 22 California Billionaires Opposing Prop. 40
The rich Californians who've spent the most to fight a ballot proposal to tax billionaires have seen their personal wealth increase by over 64% in the last 20 months.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 18h
Graffiti I saw in Naples
Trump as a clown, graffiti from Naples Italy
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‎ @handle.invalid · 19h
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Amanda Becker @amandabecker.bsky.social · 14h
Oh I see.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h
Post a meme made by you
A picture a giant porkchop sandwich but with the meat labeled "my existential dread" and the bun is labeled "me" and the plate of fries behind the sandwich is labeled "French fries"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19h
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17h
“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boo Berry is the ghost of Rob Schneider
they call him Boo Berry because he gets booed off the stage
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 16h
Hey H&M, I browsed in your store today. Is one of your fall designers a low talker?
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine Kamala honestly, passionately cared. And instead of disappearing in defeat she had never stopped? Had gotten louder, more passionate and more defiant? That she had held rallies and protests and kept speaking against what's going on? Not only is that what's needed, it's what's actually right.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well Said,Pope Leo.......
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 22h
And just when I thought I couldn’t love Phil Collins more. ❤️🥹 #SheShed
Phil Collins seated onstage holding a microphone. Text quotes him criticizing Donald Trump’s manner, saying presidents have historically been eloquent and elegant and calling Trump “nasty.”
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't need more motivation, but knowing we'll never have to deal with this fucking orange-pedo ass licker is icing on the cake.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 21h
I've asked myself that for years.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 22h
This is good, but all famous democrats need to be out there all the time. You all make fun of Trump doing year round rallies & predict THIS TIME it will hurt his candidates. Yeah, we've heard that before. People are very dumb. A recognizable leader & name telling them what to do is what they want.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 22h
I've heard enough, I'm burying all my money in jars.
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Gourd @gourdisin.space · 05/10/2026
They canceled Strip Law because it started bleeding into the real world and they were worried a giant Mort Godzilla would appear in our reality and actually destroy Las Vegas
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're doing live action Strip Law now
episode of strip law where that kid says he met god and he drives a cool car
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23h
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23h
past a certain point of wealth you stop thinking anyone else has a right to correct you about anything, and that all of your arguments can be won on the basis of "I have more money than you do" this doesn't exactly lead to "benevolent" in practice
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22h
Tech guys in particular are explicit about it! bsky.app/profile/matt...
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah but Marcus Aurelius died and Commodus was a psychopath who had to be assassinated by his own mistress and that was the end of the Pax Romana so there you go
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 22h
If you live in… Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas Today is the last day you can register to vote! Text your friends and family. Check on your co-workers. Make sure the people in your life are registered to vote: BetterInAUnion.org/check
betterinaunion.org
Check Your Voter Registration Status
Have you moved, changed your name, or you're just not sure of the status of your voter registration? Fill out the form below to check your status.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
social media gave me the best job i’ve ever had and some of my very best friends … but on balance, i’m still not sure it was worth it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ruffalo: We got to get this dumb-ass, fool-ass, tired-ass, lame-ass, duck-ass out of office. We got to make him a lame duck. We have to stop his policies now. Another two years of this, and who knows what he’ll be doing? He’s calling to throw Democrats out of the country…
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
happy 10/4 good buddies
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unrwausa.bsky.social @unrwausa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC  family — let's show up for Gaza next week! We’re gathering in Brooklyn to move for mental health, for the children in Gaza, and for the UNRWA counselors who show up every single day against impossible odds. 📅 Sunday, October 11 at 7 a.m.
📍 Prospect Park, Brooklyn 🩵 gaza5k.org/nyc
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/10/2026
So fucking glad we don't have to listen to Charlie Kirk's opinion on the Cornell story
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last night's shows were SO much fun! Two more at The Comedy Fort in Fort Collins! Tickets are, improbably, moving quickly!
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another wild Saturday night here in the Colorado Rockies sipping the greatest thing ever produced in Colorado (besides Sleepytime.) The Sleepytime Bear, it is established canon, lives in Boulder. But I think his Jerry-Garcia-esque cousin Jammin' Bear lives up in Nederland with his band & groupies.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His Ls have gotten even more peculiar than usual. By the way, some odd trivia: This is the President of the United States.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a sharp closing argument. A real benefit to his party heading into the midterms.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh god he’s doing the scene in “The Birdcage” with the Pirin tablets.
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 02/10/2026
I strongly encourage Republicans to run on this message!
Screen shot of a Fox News clip with Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett saying: "The higher mortgage rates are actually a good sign for the economy because corporations are borrowing money to build things like data centers instead of lending to homeowners."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy #caturday
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no Halloween anymore just hell sorry. if u have any complaints, an ai assistant will be with you shortly to do nothing but piss you off more
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dude looks like he’s in a freeze frame of some stupid dad comedy trailer on WB
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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