Reposted by windu pezBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026your average Bluesky adventuring party has: - 1 sports person who is also a political sicko - 1 adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko - 1 sff writer who is also a political sicko - 1 romance author who is also a lawyer who is also a political sicko - 1 gardener recovering from being a po 2653487
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard to comprehend how stupid these guys are. They're just really stupid dipshits. It's unbelievable. 191
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So you're saying a republican senator is a stupid dipshit and does sloppy work and can't handle being confronted for being wrong? That doesn't sound like them. 0104
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you're mean to me on the internet this is who you're being mean to 071
Reposted by windu pezFox Mulder Bat Flip @mulderbatflip.net · 29/09/2026This one’s got everything. Bruno tomato. New unholy swan geometries. Another troll directed at The Dog Question 0484
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a society we need to all get together and agree to say "hey yo turn that shit off" whenever someone starts playing something out loud on their phone in the subway or bus. We can make it a better world together. 0133
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagine a Bush whitehouse ethics lawyer saying you're over the line 080
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Learning about cool progressive candidates from shitty right wing attack ads that tell you all the good things they want to do but in an angry tone 190
Reposted by windu pez Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the irony is you dont have a right to choose in texas. 0143
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Elon Musk watching DS9: "wow I love this great link idea. We have to do that." 010
Reposted by windu pezPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026Image unrelated. Don’t know how to remove 64845
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point if you haven't jerked off to "I love my white fatherland, where everyone is christian" then you're virtue signalling 050
Reposted by windu pezJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026it’s actually a very normal experience to not have heard a song that tops the charts, and you can read about why right here! www.typebarmagazine.com/streaming-mu...typebarmagazine.comStreaming Music, The Illusion of Choice, and YouMaybe it’s time to change our relationships to music streaming services. 913634
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am annoyed that I have been made aware of the stupid fuckin country song by some rolling stone prick 2130
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sitting on my foot for a while so it feels like I'm walking a mile in someone else's shoes 020
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Worried when I pass way some day the last thing on my phone will be like, the comments on an r/CasualUK post titled "who did the worst fart you ever smelt?" 120
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was there ever an episode of peep show where mark worries his piss is too foamy? Seems like there should be one 030
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You incorrectly label Paul F Tompkins an AI slopper, I will find you in hell 040
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You've received a slack message from the version of your boss in your head: "you are in trouble, everyone is mad at you. Here's a zoom link" 092
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lacing up my white dad sneakers to get out there and so the most important work in the world: annoying my dog 030
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Happy UN international day of peace to all – even the haters  020
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fart that sounds like your butt is coyly saying "uhhh ohhhh!" 030
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tired in 2026: everyone is 12 Wired in 2026: everyone is their own niche type of qanon 110
Reposted by windu pezClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138743684
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bezos didn't destroy wapo to gain trumps favor, he was just destroying legitimate reportage to make it easier to be a technocrat baron. It serves him to have the old wapo dead and buried. 072
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"If it's not a strong decision, then it's not worth making" -- Branson Reese, author of long-running incestuous British gay cousin eels comic "Swan Boy" 010
Reposted by windu pezorinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Selling baggies of diesel on the street 4364
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When these overcooked-scrambled-eggs-for-brains AI cult guys say that AI will kill us all and refuse to elaborate, it's because you aren't giving them time to go ask AI what to say 1111
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it's definitely going to become a popular tourist thing to take photos with the "Trump doesn't like this" sign right? 000
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A high school friend suddenly passed and I sent flowers to funeral even though it said "in lieu of flowers please donate to..." at the end of the obit because I didn't read the whole thing first. Is this a Larry David situation or am I ok? Are they gonna be like "why did this asshole send flowers" 240
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026while we're at it, Ed Sheeran has always been too wet for my tastes. Just a damp looking guy. He's got a touch of the moist to him. 181
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026TFW your friend who fucked a animal wants a job and you are trying to hook him up 192
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Getting excited when a post by the "old fruit pictures" account comes up on the TL but disappointed when it's not one by Amanda Almyra Newton. The real Newtheads know what I'm talking about 000
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bringing in Reba to sing a song for Dolly Parton is kinda fucked up, politically 000
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Will there eventually be a "'Guys the podcast' fan guys" episode of Guys 110
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was reading this comic before it was cool (because I subscribe to Branson's Patreon) 0241
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In case you wanted another reason to hate the patriots 090
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do not start "actually it's bad to get your wisdom teeth out" discourse. Please it's Monday isn't that bad enough already 030
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me: [starts up the modem on my 1996 Dell to go surf da net] Modem: 010
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026so embarrassing when a business says "est 2011" on their sign. Like ok you started your business last year so what 070
Reposted by windu pezBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Could the new world struggle to be born a little faster. These monsters are killing me. Get born, dipshit 4575146
Reposted by windu pezjosh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 13/09/2026i’d actually argue that this is a better rhetorical tack than arguing with something trans-inclusive because it’s an attempt to bait you into a premise in bad faith 726441