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windu pez

@windupez.bsky.social
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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026
your average Bluesky adventuring party has: - 1 sports person who is also a political sicko - 1 adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko - 1 sff writer who is also a political sicko - 1 romance author who is also a lawyer who is also a political sicko - 1 gardener recovering from being a po
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to comprehend how stupid these guys are. They're just really stupid dipshits. It's unbelievable.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you're saying a republican senator is a stupid dipshit and does sloppy work and can't handle being confronted for being wrong? That doesn't sound like them.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you're mean to me on the internet this is who you're being mean to
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Fox Mulder Bat Flip @mulderbatflip.net · 29/09/2026
This one’s got everything. Bruno tomato. New unholy swan geometries. Another troll directed at The Dog Question
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a society we need to all get together and agree to say "hey yo turn that shit off" whenever someone starts playing something out loud on their phone in the subway or bus. We can make it a better world together.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine a Bush whitehouse ethics lawyer saying you're over the line
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Learning about cool progressive candidates from shitty right wing attack ads that tell you all the good things they want to do but in an angry tone
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the irony is you dont have a right to choose in texas.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elon Musk watching DS9: "wow I love this great link idea. We have to do that."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Image unrelated. Don’t know how to remove
A 9.2 graded edition of the Rolling Stone issue with the Bored Ape Yacht Club (monkey pictures that changed culture irrevocably) on the cover
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point if you haven't jerked off to "I love my white fatherland, where everyone is christian" then you're virtue signalling
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026
it’s actually a very normal experience to not have heard a song that tops the charts, and you can read about why right here! www.typebarmagazine.com/streaming-mu...
typebarmagazine.com
Streaming Music, The Illusion of Choice, and You
Maybe it’s time to change our relationships to music streaming services.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am annoyed that I have been made aware of the stupid fuckin country song by some rolling stone prick
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sitting on my foot for a while so it feels like I'm walking a mile in someone else's shoes
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Pretend you feel pain" "Ok. Ow ow ow!" "Holy shit"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worried when I pass way some day the last thing on my phone will be like, the comments on an r/CasualUK post titled "who did the worst fart you ever smelt?"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was there ever an episode of peep show where mark worries his piss is too foamy? Seems like there should be one
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You incorrectly label Paul F Tompkins an AI slopper, I will find you in hell
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You've received a slack message from the version of your boss in your head: "you are in trouble, everyone is mad at you. Here's a zoom link"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lacing up my white dad sneakers to get out there and so the most important work in the world: annoying my dog
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy UN international day of peace to all – even the haters 
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fart that sounds like your butt is coyly saying "uhhh ohhhh!"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tired in 2026: everyone is 12 Wired in 2026: everyone is their own niche type of qanon
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The unbearable snackness of eating
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bezos didn't destroy wapo to gain trumps favor, he was just destroying legitimate reportage to make it easier to be a technocrat baron. It serves him to have the old wapo dead and buried.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"If it's not a strong decision, then it's not worth making" -- Branson Reese, author of long-running incestuous British gay cousin eels comic "Swan Boy"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Waking up to 173 texts in the Orb group chat
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orinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Selling baggies of diesel on the street
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When these overcooked-scrambled-eggs-for-brains AI cult guys say that AI will kill us all and refuse to elaborate, it's because you aren't giving them time to go ask AI what to say
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's definitely going to become a popular tourist thing to take photos with the "Trump doesn't like this" sign right?
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AC remain B
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A high school friend suddenly passed and I sent flowers to funeral even though it said "in lieu of flowers please donate to..." at the end of the obit because I didn't read the whole thing first. Is this a Larry David situation or am I ok? Are they gonna be like "why did this asshole send flowers"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
while we're at it, Ed Sheeran has always been too wet for my tastes. Just a damp looking guy. He's got a touch of the moist to him.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TFW your friend who fucked a animal wants a job and you are trying to hook him up
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My favorite Nicholson movie
Provalone package that says "8 farmstyle slices"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting excited when a post by the "old fruit pictures" account comes up on the TL but disappointed when it's not one by Amanda Almyra Newton. The real Newtheads know what I'm talking about
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Goomba from the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bringing in Reba to sing a song for Dolly Parton is kinda fucked up, politically
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Will there eventually be a "'Guys the podcast' fan guys" episode of Guys
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was reading this comic before it was cool (because I subscribe to Branson's Patreon)
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case you wanted another reason to hate the patriots
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do not start "actually it's bad to get your wisdom teeth out" discourse. Please it's Monday isn't that bad enough already
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is I, Guglielmo Headacce
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: [starts up the modem on my 1996 Dell to go surf da net] Modem:
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so embarrassing when a business says "est 2011" on their sign. Like ok you started your business last year so what
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Could the new world struggle to be born a little faster. These monsters are killing me. Get born, dipshit
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 13/09/2026
i’d actually argue that this is a better rhetorical tack than arguing with something trans-inclusive because it’s an attempt to bait you into a premise in bad faith
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