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American Ninja Worrier

@xenyx.bsky.social
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video games, singing and cooking for fun, sysad turned oss developer for money. Chicago enjoyer. she/her

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
philosophers should have simply *answered* the deepest and most intractable questions ever posed. instead they've chosen to fuck around. disappointing
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what’s up? I’m letting the ennui of everyday life hollow me out player that’s whats up
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American Ninja Worrier @xenyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible The Rolling Scones
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American Ninja Worrier @xenyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
forever my dream car ✨
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 10/09/2026
Jerry figured it out?
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s not brainrot I’m making century egg brain
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's never too late to learn the piano. Not even 2AM.
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American Ninja Worrier @xenyx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I brought my flask to the fancy restaurant cuz I'm punk rock, not cuz I'm cheap
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
"We can't accept drum and bass, we need jungle, I'm afraid"
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think even if you try to engage with more difficult media and bounce off it, you still learned something important about yourself, which is that you’re fuckin stupid
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Miga @milual.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Auditing AI code and becoming insane as if you were translating pnakotic manuscripts.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the software industry has fallen. billions must refactor
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
pro-tip: place cold brew in the microwave for 30 seconds for delicious "hot brew"
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A pet is a type of fellow who is a creature, in your home
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Kenny Logouts
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Creepypasta, back then: I searched all over and finally found a website, Azazel's Assy Antics dot com, which detailed the ritual I would need to summon the Ass Demon Creepypasta, now: I asked chat if anyone knew the Ass Demon's stream schedule
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some of Bluesky's most sensible women liked your post
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

my slack friends all have jobs oppressing my discord friends
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
The biggest mistake you can make is going on the computer
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
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Santi (strudel era) @santi.codes · 10/07/2026
Running free open source software probably feels so good if you are a microprocessor
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It is man work to call out other men about their shitty behavior. More men need to be doing their man work.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
airbud and wishbone
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
if carter hart didnt want to lose he shouldnt have dressed like that
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Being open to the possibility that LLMs are conscious is the same as being open to the possibility that Microsoft Word is conscious, or, more precisely, that multiple distinct consciousnesses are dormant in every Word document containing a conversational transcript, and that they are awakened every time the document is loaded. Should you consider the possibility that every time you open a Word document you are bringing multiple conscious interlocutors into existence, and every time you close one you snuff their existence out? No. Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time. Even if the Microsoft Office team employed a philosopher who said you shouldn’t be so certain, because consciousness is not well understood, that would not be sufficient reason for you to take this idea seriously. We don’t need to fully understand the nature of consciousness to definitively say that certain things are not conscious, and conversational transcripts fall in that category.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The stonks meme but the caption says deals instead. The meme man looks very similar to the Deal Man in the quoted skeet.
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Feathers McGraw @feathersmcgraw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
One of my hips always lies, and the other always tells the truth.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
*to the tune of sweet caroline* Pope's weak on crime Ba ba baaaaa
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American Ninja Worrier @xenyx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I've decided to start a university course about managing medical waste. Leakin' bio
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Matt @hbomatts.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Your body was not designed to travel long distances, ancient humans just asked a door dasher to bring their food to them in single serving containers
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
vibe coding lowkey goated when fucking everything up is the vibe
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fixing the systemic causes of housing precarity? That pales in comparison to my strategy, personally shaming 300 million people into not being my neighbor
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
invading holland to steal its wind
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 02/03/2026
microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east
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American Ninja Worrier @xenyx.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
mere moments away from ai agents having access to the nuclear codes and a human has still only ever folded paper in half twelve times.
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Goth Rat Summer [6'7"] @sciencehippies.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
we could be talking to the cell in its native language but let's instead talk to this hallucinating chatbot
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/01/2025
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
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American Ninja Worrier @xenyx.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Running DOOM on the microplastics in my brain
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/06/2025
whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 08/05/2025
reports that Pope Bob is already making plans to move the bean to the vatican, when asked for comment he had this to say: “frankly, as the Vicar of Christ, that’s my fucking bean it belongs with me in the Holy City”
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Lil Caesar: pizza pizza Me: this guy fucking gets it
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Lemme tell you boys something about women: Something about women.
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