Reposted by Guy Always Confidently Off By TwoGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11hGod this shit was cool as fuck 323873712
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Reposted by Guy Always Confidently Off By TwoChuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Only a true genius can find the difference in these four images 0212
Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 02/10/2026drowning out the part of my brain saying "he's right" with "LET'S GO KNICKS BABY LOVE DA KNICKS" 010
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why the fuck do AI boosters give a fuck if AI kills everyone they are already working towards a people-less world 130
Reposted by Guy Always Confidently Off By TwoUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872220381
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 26/09/2026its crazy how many people you cannot say should be shot in the head right now 020
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sucking a big swirl lollipop in the club 000
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