Reposted by Matt TobeyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/05/2025My guy doesn’t miss! bsky.app/profile/jack... 829316
Reposted by Matt TobeyLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You don’t get points for being a musician or actor who is generally a standard issue lib you have to be explicitly for trans people and Palestine or who gives a shit. 317824
Reposted by Matt TobeyAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280878601
Reposted by Matt Tobeyryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/08/2026when I visited Helsinki--which has gone years at a stretch with zero (0) traffic deaths--I was fully convinced that a very low speed limit was the secret sauce 2241958
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026CELEBRATE AMERICA WITH THE CRUNCHY SNACK AND BRINGS BOLD FLAVOR EVERY TIME 060
Reposted by Matt TobeyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl. 251469168
Reposted by Matt TobeyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The coastal elites of Michigan have spoken 261607155
Reposted by Matt TobeyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026Aaron Swartz deserves more justice and reconsideration than almost anybody in this century 142213661
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I hope Haley Stevens runs for office again because it was really fun to watch her lose 060
Reposted by Matt TobeyLouise Lucas is my Christ @itsmemario.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s real! 418735
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Our children will never know the feeling of hearing this album for the first time while loitering at Borders Books, audibly gasping when the “Close to Me” riff hits during the title track, and locking eyes with the cutie behind the counter who gives you an “I know, right?” look 020
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That Stutz dude has got to be the worst therapist alive 140
Reposted by Matt TobeyMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Life is nothing but a series of ups, downs, lefts, rights, Bs, As, and starts. And now I have 30 of them. 3569
Reposted by Matt TobeyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy 1486571702
Reposted by Matt Tobeyel camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 02/08/2026Hard to imagine bigger loser shit than relitigating the “lockdowns” when there were no real lockdowns you just weren’t allowed to eat inside the burger king for a few weeks. 211600260
Reposted by Matt TobeyLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It had started to seem like a good idea to get a gun 1459377
Reposted by Matt TobeyStork @eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wage theft is the biggest form of theft, accounting for more losses than all other forms of theft *combined*. So, in one sense it happens all the time. Business owners tend to be closer to power than employees, the cases don't get publicized, and employees aren't really told the rules. 2625
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Codependency Cringeworthy Head game Limerence Shark repellent 000
Reposted by Matt Tobeythejrocktv.bsky.social @thejrocktv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026She knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off. 2091813184
Reposted by Matt TobeyAndi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Very sad to say that I was laid off yesterday along with a bunch of great @salon.com colleagues My time there was short and busy: I got to write about books and relationships and how much gen AI sucks and people being horny for Frankenstein’s monster Some of my faves are linked below 861322230
Reposted by Matt TobeyA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you. 32164581843
Reposted by Matt TobeyAndrew Ti @andrewti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Michigan: we had a whiter stripe 092
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love seeing hate for Haley spread nationwide. It’s like watching my favorite local band finally blow up 311113
Reposted by Matt TobeyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Is nothing sacred anymore? 251977307
Reposted by Matt TobeySable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I love when an insult like "Bloodless Quant" really lands and you can almost feel the reverberations in the psychosphere 7963114
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I cold-smoked salmon for the first time so that’s a new power unloxed 150
Reposted by Matt TobeyAlejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 21/07/2026They couldn't make The Sopranos today, because of woke up this morning 831074
Reposted by Matt TobeyAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/07/2026Bourgeois economists are propagandists for capital 731734
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It was such a thrill to once again work with my dear friends Robert, Chris, Florence, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Criss, Chris, Oprah, and Chris. 230
Reposted by Matt TobeyMadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I was reading how Starbucks iced coffee was a rip off, adding way too much ICE and little coffee. And came across this story. 🤪 ICE agents made the mistake of walking into a Starbucks in Mt. Laurel, New Jersey, expecting an ordinary coffee stop. They got this instead, watch video. Thank you NJ 💙 2519080
Reposted by Matt TobeyJonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The "defund the police" cost Democrats countless elections claim always sits awkwardly with the fact that peak "defund" activism was 2020, the year that Democrats won their first federal governing trifecta since 2008. 563180501
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin 060
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I watched Animal House when I was 5 or 6 and now I’m like this 040
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Limiting cars to 20mph would save as many lives as curing breast cancer. Going faster than that is what trains are for 0100
Reposted by Matt Tobeyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We shall see Shel by the sea shore 1260248
Reposted by Matt TobeyKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 16/07/2026This is like when I had a breakup in early 2020 and vowed to get out more and meet new people 231335104
