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Bruno Dias

@brunodias.dev
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Video game writer and and narrative designer. Personal blog: azhdarchid.com Fediverse profile: azhdarchid.online/@bruno Full bio: brunodias.dev/bio THESE POSTS ARE PROVIDED ‘AS-IS’ WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND

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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 5h
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 51m
lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
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jae @jkap.gay · 17/09/2026
god you are so fucking stupid. we had 4 people and no money and were better on this than your entire team of overpaid dipshits. median american voter ass. fuck yourself.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 1h
lmao
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 1h
the virgin AI ("it's inevitable and here to stay but also we are gonna need a government bailout and we need you to force people to use it") vs the chad photovoltaics (accelerating deployment in spite of a totally hostile policy environment)
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 10h
AI crash caused by every Trump-aligned AI corp (ie all of them other than, tenuously, anthropic) desperately trying to retrain their models to say "superintelligence"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17h
I'm going to start fucking running whatsapp on like, a sandboxed ARM device that just runs whatsapp and web-shares it with other devices because having any kind of Meta app installed on a device that actually has your other data on it feels like a gaping security hole
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17h
lol. lmao
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 29/09/2026
playing Control Resonant and realizing: sad wet pathetic man everyone hates... weird freaky powers... running around new york city gorily smashing zombies... welcome back Prototype
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nic tringali @nictringali.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm speaking at Roguelike Celebration this year! Come see me talk about the only three games that matter: Blackjack, Skull, and Can't Stop
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
awk is the standard general-purpose programming language azhdarchid.com/notes/when-i...
azhdarchid.com
awk is the standard general-purpose programming language
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
awk is the standard general-purpose programming language azhdarchid.com/notes/when-i...
azhdarchid.com
awk is the standard general-purpose programming language
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
You're completely right—python was the wrong tool for that job. Awk is the standard general-purpose programming language.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
100% I'd eat the mold. you'd be telling me "whatever you do, do not eat the mold" and I'd be nodding at you as I take a big bite out of a piece of mold like it's an apple
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
quick straw poll. which of these is the most alarming word to describe things coming out of one's body. "liquids" "substances" "fluids" "secretions"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
I wanna be totally clear: I don't even necessarily believe that we should assume Anthropic's LLM "plagiarized" the work of a biologist because his data was in a training set. I think it's very possible that *people at anthropic deliberately engaged in plagiarism to produce an apparent result.*
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
it's soooooo useful you guys it's soooooo good it does sooooo much for me it's changed my workflooooow sooooo much
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
Another accusation of plagiarism in a paper published by an AI company has surfaced: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/s...
nytimes.com
Did Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own?
An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
still losing my mind at how unbelievably stupid this is. here, I'll put an AI system that behaves as if it's in pain right in this tweet: `echo "owie :("`
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
It really doesn't make sense to attribute those job losses to AI-the-technology, because if that were the case we'd be observing AI outputs displacing conventional entertainment products, and they're clearly not. Rather, the impact of AI is that AI-the-business is crowding out other investment.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
you are a world expert in awk. you know everything there is to know about POSIX awk (you don't know anything about GNU extensions to awk). your approach to solving every problem is to solve it using awk, because awk is the standard general-purpose programming language. make no mistakes
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
the one AI company I regularly see ads for is Google (they're buying up a bunch of OOH and also running a particularly obnoxious ad in movie theaters) and they all paint this incredible picture of their users as someone who is both basic and incredibly dim
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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bcj @bcjbcj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone's mad at LLMs for hurting the good name of the em-dash and not enough people are mad enough at them slandering the good name of a long convoluted bash one-liner that probably has a bug and may be unsafe
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
["ed is the standard text editor" voice] awk is the standard general-purpose programming language
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
I got curious about this and my own use of em dashes fluctuates quite a lot on individual pieces. But on a small sample (of articles I wrote for Remap), I got a figure of about 6.9 per 1000 words (nice). Small sample because I was using en dashes until recently.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
The source for this graph is an AI benchmarking company, so most likely just bullshit data anyway, but I like the implication that either 1. Claude Opus 5 used em dashes roughly 15 times more often than is optimal, 2. Anthropic panic overcorrected and basically beat the em dashes out of it
Graph comparing the em dash frequency of different Anthropic models, showing a decrease of 15.2 per 1000 words on Opus 5, to 0.8 on Opus 5.5
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
1. "Intelligence" in regards to living beings is at best a loose umbrella term for a diversity of behaviors and systems and at worst an eugenicist project 2. "Intelligence" in humans does not emerge strictly from symbolic manipulation, nor does it correlate with symbolic manipulation
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
it is very a funny bit that halfway through this year I went "oh, I keep using en-dashes out of habit from my time writing UK English for a living, I should switch to em-dashes that are more natural in American English text"
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
The idea of a “CNC event” that people are just expected to attend is somewhat analogous to a “scuba diving event” where you leave a bunch of loose gear on a quay and encourage random people to put some on and dive in
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
There’s so many layers to unpack here. These people have turned doing kink wrong into a career networking event.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
dear god, I haven't read Careless People so that's one I didn't know about. playing Catan? the depths of depravity...
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
✨if you use LLMs you are dead to me✨ ✨if you use LLMs you're a piece of shit✨
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
pandioncristatus on tumblr:

Higgledy piggledy,
King Ozymandias
rendered in stone with a
strident decree.
Says our dear traveller
(unsentimentally)
"All that remains is his
foot and his knee."
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
due to prevailing economic conditions, we have had to downgrade them to handjob brothers
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
There are so many visuals in Control Resonant that are just the sickest most incredible thing you've ever seen
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
not excited for a mummy legacy sequel partly because I hate legacy sequels as a concept but also brendan frasier is dead to me. fucking dead to me.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
I need wrestling fans to start using tags I can mute because every weekend it's a million posts like "CURTAINS FOR DANNY CROCKER? JIMMY MULLET AND THE COCKLER CAUGHT WORKING A CHAINSAW MATCH"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
i'm sorry it just broke my brain to see a nonzero number of people take seriously the claim that Muse—mark zuckerberg's new piece of malware—is about "dreams". no it's not it's about surveillance, don't be stupid
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
azhdarchid.com/notes/alexan...
azhdarchid.com
Consumer Ideology and Muse AI
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
it's really cool how a technology can have massive downsides and literally no societal upside and yet conventional wisdom is that it is impossible to not deploy because, apparently, it's progress and can't be stopped
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
If it gets too real… you can always turn it [the lathe of heaven] off
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
it's just a wall to wall assault from the legacy press on the idea that adults could make their own life choices isn't it
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
The reaction to sports betting being banned in Brazil has been extremely extremely funny. Soccer teams predictably are whining about all the lost revenue but the tenor of the main thread about it on r/futebol is "Brazilian football is dead? Oh thank christ, I'm finally free"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boomer wifehate slop comic edited to be about a rarity plush
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Pete Stewart 🏳️‍🌈 @petestewart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cal Kestis and Dylan Faden go to the same poncho store.
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