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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 13h
TIRED: The festival layout was too constrained and not well planned out with regard to lines and crowd control WIRED: It’s because you be on that phone
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 19h
Skibidi Bibberty
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 21h
I hadn’t heard of Digger at all until everyone was clowning on it so unfortunately it does extremely sound like 30 Rock bit to me
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 22h
She Boingo on my Hotspot till I set my device’s SSID
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 23h
Kam showing his tech lobby’d ass twice with a slop image on a stupid proposal
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literate people: give me a fiction to read on the plane tomorrow
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think a lot about how we currently live in the utopia imagined by the dreadful midcentury lawmakers who wrote codes like this—dominated by cars and highways, neighborhoods sapped of people and commerce, everything segregated to oblivion—and how we can and should put all their ideas in the trash
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP3.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Divvy should have portable deployable racks for events, the periphery of Apple Fest looks like a bike graveyard
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I’d very much like to not live in a multi unit building for the rest of my life
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
River’s up
North branch Chicago River in a pretty significant flood
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Git is a sort of mental illness
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t be the only one who was once confused by Duchamp’s Fountain not for “what is art” reasons but because it’s sideways and doesn’t really look like a urinal
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Developers are always saying things like “create a merge request that touches the Terragrunt”
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just occurred to me that the new Ryan Field orientation has dire consequences for the historicity of Jon Bois’s 20020
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blaine Elementary is marked as a no-ride zone on the Divvy map, a distinction it shares with no other CPS schools as far as I can tell
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did not wake up when September ended (slept until 10:30 by accident)
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think the Cubs can keep relying on this “cultivate great batters/fielders + assemble a pitching staff from facebook marketplace free pickup in alley detritus” strategy
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GlaireDaggers🍉🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @glairedaggers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not long!
Old VHS looking screen grab of a dancing jack o lantern character next to the words "Not long!"
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nose color comparison, pre- and post-op. He really was super anemic. Blood transfusion did wonders
Brown tabby with white face and very pale pink noseSame cat with a rosy pink nose
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder what it’s like to live in a city that actually fixes things
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Call me a grocery store avocado the way I’m rock hard for three days then disgusting mush after 2 minutes
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They better fuckin tell me my cat is healthy and thriving at the vet today. No more complications
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need the cubs and Sox to both lose out post haste because we cannot be doing north side / south side discourse in the national media we simply cannot
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d be more worried if my pilot wasn’t a furry tbh
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Far be it from me to question the wisdom of His Holiness but the pope extending blessings to Jerry Reinsdorf by name seems like bad news
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum I hardly know ‘um
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The west side main line color combo of green-white-pink is criminally underrated as a potential national and/or gender/sexual identity
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just rode a divvy with a bent crank arm and it felt more like biking drunk than actually biking drunk does
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should make 35 the minimum age to get a drivers license
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[trying to explain Rahm Emanuel to skeptical voters] imagine your parents fucking
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Entering one of those phases where the whole idea of social media gets so embarrassing at a conceptual level that I have to put it down for a while
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starch mogul @posts-cards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A Slow and Steady Disaster
Schools, Jobs, and Safety: Why Black Folks Are Leaving Chicago
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it was written by a mouse it would be called “Cheesin Texas”
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The artist and his canvas
Tabby cat with a big mess of food scraps on a plate
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reading about Rahm is like unprotected sex, we’d all be better off if he’d pulled out 9 months ago
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s gonna be so great when Rahm drops out after pulling 0.7% in Iowa
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God’s silliest soldier is home again and more powerful than ever
Brown tabby cat with white face and paws wearing a stylish checkered soft collar crouched under a cot looking handsome
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bluesky has the juice. Specifically the juice in the bottom of a garbage can at a hot outdoor festival
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao at this popup on the Robert Axle Project website
Blocking popup on Robert Axle Project:


Did ChatGPT send you here?
ChatGPT's axle suggestions are not correct
but our Fit Finder has the answers!
Use the Axle Finder
Continue to product page
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Concept: DLSD with surface running BRT, with car lanes stacked underground in the same footprint. Instead of exits for cars there are Holes
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The general vibe of Chicago city government is acting exasperated that you’d even ask for parks or schools or lead-free water
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having the Mandela effect about Fulton Sheen’s canonization because I could have swore it’s already happened like 5 different times in my life
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only way to fix the timeline is if the Cubs and Sox win the World Series at the same time 🥰💕🤝🙏
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: May I honor your ciabatta by making it into a wicked sub. Baker at the farmers market: man you need to leave
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excusing myself from social obligations due to unforeseen gas pains call that Farts Majeure
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm going to Goochland, Goochland Central Virginee I'm going to Goochland Poor boys and pilgrims with families And we are going to Goochland
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