are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 13hTIRED: The festival layout was too constrained and not well planned out with regard to lines and crowd control WIRED: It’s because you be on that phone 3628
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 21hI hadn’t heard of Digger at all until everyone was clowning on it so unfortunately it does extremely sound like 30 Rock bit to me 180
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 22hShe Boingo on my Hotspot till I set my device’s SSID 280
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 23hKam showing his tech lobby’d ass twice with a slop image on a stupid proposal 4195
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Literate people: give me a fiction to read on the plane tomorrow 940
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think a lot about how we currently live in the utopia imagined by the dreadful midcentury lawmakers who wrote codes like this—dominated by cars and highways, neighborhoods sapped of people and commerce, everything segregated to oblivion—and how we can and should put all their ideas in the trash 220131
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Divvy should have portable deployable racks for events, the periphery of Apple Fest looks like a bike graveyard 1173
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think I’d very much like to not live in a multi unit building for the rest of my life 3130
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can’t be the only one who was once confused by Duchamp’s Fountain not for “what is art” reasons but because it’s sideways and doesn’t really look like a urinal 040
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Developers are always saying things like “create a merge request that touches the Terragrunt” 280
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just occurred to me that the new Ryan Field orientation has dire consequences for the historicity of Jon Bois’s 20020 030
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blaine Elementary is marked as a no-ride zone on the Divvy map, a distinction it shares with no other CPS schools as far as I can tell 260
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did not wake up when September ended (slept until 10:30 by accident) 080
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think the Cubs can keep relying on this “cultivate great batters/fielders + assemble a pitching staff from facebook marketplace free pickup in alley detritus” strategy 1111
Reposted by are you not infotainedGlaireDaggers🍉🏳️⚧️🎃 @glairedaggers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not long! 6753210
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nose color comparison, pre- and post-op. He really was super anemic. Blood transfusion did wonders 2320
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wonder what it’s like to live in a city that actually fixes things 1201
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Call me a grocery store avocado the way I’m rock hard for three days then disgusting mush after 2 minutes 5886
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They better fuckin tell me my cat is healthy and thriving at the vet today. No more complications 1230
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Need the cubs and Sox to both lose out post haste because we cannot be doing north side / south side discourse in the national media we simply cannot 2110
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’d be more worried if my pilot wasn’t a furry tbh 1100
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Far be it from me to question the wisdom of His Holiness but the pope extending blessings to Jerry Reinsdorf by name seems like bad news 270
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The west side main line color combo of green-white-pink is criminally underrated as a potential national and/or gender/sexual identity 151
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just rode a divvy with a bent crank arm and it felt more like biking drunk than actually biking drunk does 0110
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We should make 35 the minimum age to get a drivers license 2140
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[trying to explain Rahm Emanuel to skeptical voters] imagine your parents fucking 0140
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Entering one of those phases where the whole idea of social media gets so embarrassing at a conceptual level that I have to put it down for a while 1100
Reposted by are you not infotainedstarch mogul @posts-cards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026southsideweekly.com/a-slow-and-s...southsideweekly.comA Slow and Steady DisasterSchools, Jobs, and Safety: Why Black Folks Are Leaving Chicago 0269
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If it was written by a mouse it would be called “Cheesin Texas” 1131
Reposted by are you not infotainedJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026I had to make this a jingle 162144553
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reading about Rahm is like unprotected sex, we’d all be better off if he’d pulled out 9 months ago 0301
Reposted by are you not infotainedare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s gonna be so great when Rahm drops out after pulling 0.7% in Iowa 3603
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026God’s silliest soldier is home again and more powerful than ever 0240
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bluesky has the juice. Specifically the juice in the bottom of a garbage can at a hot outdoor festival 5261
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lmao at this popup on the Robert Axle Project website 1140
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Concept: DLSD with surface running BRT, with car lanes stacked underground in the same footprint. Instead of exits for cars there are Holes 190
Reposted by are you not infotainedare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The general vibe of Chicago city government is acting exasperated that you’d even ask for parks or schools or lead-free water 27411
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Having the Mandela effect about Fulton Sheen’s canonization because I could have swore it’s already happened like 5 different times in my life 120
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The only way to fix the timeline is if the Cubs and Sox win the World Series at the same time 🥰💕🤝🙏 2292
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me: May I honor your ciabatta by making it into a wicked sub. Baker at the farmers market: man you need to leave 1250
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Excusing myself from social obligations due to unforeseen gas pains call that Farts Majeure 1132
Reposted by are you not infotainedshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961721530
are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm going to Goochland, Goochland Central Virginee I'm going to Goochland Poor boys and pilgrims with families And we are going to Goochland 1172