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Wheelsan al Gaib

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
valuing hustle unfairly privileges Indian supremacy over indigenous White ways of knowing
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the first caveman keyboard had four keys (O, O, G, A) until the introduction of the fifth key (B). it took another 10,000 years before we realized the second O was not necessary
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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tranna scarenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lrt: i've talked about this before on here, but far right political movements are in fact intrinsically antisocial and criminal, and can prob be stopped in every country in which they're rising simply by enforcing existing law against them
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@MrDavidFisher

The Lore: "To understand the origins of the conflict between the Atrox Consortium and the Cult of Vultures, one must first understand the influence the work of Kurt Godel had on the Bretton Woods conference."

The Gameplay: "Player [BIGTITMEATTOILET] has acquired [Poop Bazooka]"
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Danny Page @danny.page · 02/09/2026
can pablo torre get the Manchester City investigation paperwork now
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 29/08/2026
Ominous photo of Francis Fukuyama with speech bubble attached to the quoted post below.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, who had the range to star in the two greatest movies about a mutiny in the middle of a transatlantic sea voyage, and also the crew occasionally breaks into song
Tim Curry as Dr. Petrov in The Hunt for Red OctoberTim Curry as Long John silver in Muppet Treasure Island, and also Sweetums
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
Attention Parents: We will no longer be using MyGrades for progress reports, they will be on RePortz. Discipline & attendance events will be tracked on Spanc. Bus service will be monitored with YELO. These services are accessible through the KidzPortal. You can set up your portal account in MyGrades
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Mentat, left join the orders table onto the users table." "Yes, my liege." "Why is it taking so lo—mentat! Kill the current query and redo it, but filter by date greater than or equal to 01-01-10191!" "Sending the kill message my liege... waiting for a response my liege..."
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/07/2026
“Don’t trust guys with Nazi tattoos” is a simple non-ideological stance that will never steer you wrong. If there’s a false positive I haven’t seen one and I’ve been distrusting guys with Nazi tattoos for over thirty years
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/07/2026
you just know right now some collins staffer is looking at a file on his laptop called "Platner-nword--SEND-2026-09-15.mp4" and shaking his head sadly
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People would feel a lot better if they remembered 1) Trump has never done good on purpose 2) he's a huge liar 3) he takes credit for stuff he didn't do. When you remember that and see he didn't say anything about it until after the suspension was lifted, it's obvious he had nothing to do with it.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Say what you will but it’s very funny that this has happened for a game against Belgium, the country whose primary export is rules
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So I said “Bobby Lee, it sounds like you’re just feeding brigades to emplaced artillery” and then Longstreet started crying.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fun fact: I once blogged about Santa Cazorla-era Malaga’s tactics for Grantland and some teen popped up in my Twitter mentions calling out all the stuff I missed, and I rewatched the match and he was totally right about everything, and now that dude is Vincent Kompany’s number 2 at Bayern Munich
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 23/06/2026
british politics is now fully run on the idea of a new manager bounce
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Wheelsan al Gaib @wheelss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ronaldo giving it the big'un after scoring against the Huns when they're not even on horseback
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Wheelsan al Gaib @wheelss.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Soldiered on another year with a now 17 year old Samsung HDTV, which I refuse to replace because it "still works fine"
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Doug Simpkinson @douglips.com · 21/06/2026
They are perfectly cromulent. I used one when I was planning a Paella party.
Sankey diagram showing ingredients going into paella, and paella coming into various stomachs (through being eaten)
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.
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My Bloody Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The post text feels maybe like it's selling you a scheme, but read the actual entry and you might (like me) get so bodied by the assessment of curiosity exploited that you accept that you must stop living this way
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.
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Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

(Photo of Russell Crowe doing complex math in A Beautiful Mind)
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DOJA CAT: hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao
/Reddit community “shittymoviedetails” by user “69chevy_396. The title: “In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic.” Included is a picture of Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda).
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy
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