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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You deserve a treat today tomorrow and yesterday yes you do.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You deserve a treat today tomorrow and yesterday yes you do.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I really need to see Gary Oldman just to make sure he hasn’t turned into Jackson Lamb permanently.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tag yourself I’m black raspberry chip

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Flavors today: Sweet Cream Cookies + Cream M&M Ube Gracie's First Flavor Mushroom Cookie Dough Cookies n Cream Raspberry Jam Ginger Peach Mango Sorbet Black Raspberry Chip. Lemon Gingersnap Pandan Chocolate Chip And Blueberry Marshmallow - Which, you know, look like Smurfs.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Please enjoy this dramatic recreation of a conversation me and Tal had when I came in today. (Black raspberry chip is the best flavor) (Pandube is pandan and ube swirled together)

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lots of fence sitting on this morning walk including a decapitated bobble head and two Harvard turkeys.

A decapitated bobble head tangled in a chain link fence.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

universal daycare is available to stay-at-home parents too can I have a job at the atlantic

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Where do you think I learned how to do this?

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All morning I was like, “we should close today. It’s a Monday. Who cares?” And then I was like, “but the weather is better today so more people will come in. I sold 3 kiddie cones at 2:01 when we opened lol.

Screenshot of my sales showing $13.35 sold all day.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What do I want? I want it to stop raining for one second.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Earlier today my 10 year old met Brian Scalabrine at a veterinary clinic’s one year anniversary and my boy’s been excited about autographs lately and thought the more the merrier. So he got six of them.

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Donner Party Planner @dklie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Clash - London Calling X - under the big black sun Dead Kennedys - Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death The Go Gos - Beauty and the Beat Rancid - and out come the wolves

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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

X- Los Angeles Fugazi-Repeater Mission of Burma-Vs Sleater-Kinney-Dig Me Out Sleater-Kinney-The Woods.

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summervillain / a. lee welles @summervillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Somebody has to do this & it might as well be me: Fugazi - The Argument Fugazi - End Hits Fugazi - Red Medicine Fugazi - In on the Killtaker Fugazi - Steady Diet of Nothing

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can you name 5 perfect punk albums? 7 Seconds- Walk Together, Rock Together Rites Of Spring- S/T Bad Brains- S/T (ROIR cassette) Verbal Assault- Trial The Cramps- Bad Music For Bad People

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Put Down that I Died of a Shark Attack @vanskafka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dig it. Here’s mine: Rancid - And Out Come the Wolves Clash - London Calling Green Day - Dookie Operation Ivy - Operation Ivy Bad Brains - Bad Brains

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can you name 5 perfect punk albums? Against Me! - Reinventing Axle Rose The Lawrence Arms - Oh! Calcutta! Operation Ivy - Energy Screeching Weasel - Kill The Musicans Jawbreaker - 24 Hour Revenge Therapy

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They can't put you in jail for having good ideas about food on the internet, Kate.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I owned a pizza place, one of the menu items would be a pizza taco, which is a slice of your choice with one or two boneless buffalo fingers with blue cheese dressing.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If this post gets 15 likes or shares, flights will be $10 and pints will be $6 until we close today.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reviews are in on the mushroom ice cream we made earlier this week. I don’t know if we’re gonna close early or not yet, but at the moment we’re open about 1ish to 10. Come by for a scoop or a pint.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Red sky at night sailor’s delight but maybe not tonight. In the opposite direction was the reddest sky I’ve seen recently. Very dramatic.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gritty isn't afraid of Tommy Tuberville and I'm not either.

Gritty as Olenna Tyrell saying "Tell Tommy, I want him to know it was me."

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Very good website when you ask what kind of black tea to buy next and a professor who wrote the book about tea gives you the answer.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do you drink black tea? I'm looking for a black tea that is strong but not strong enough to hurt me. What's your favorite?

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just delivered to MGM Fenway while they were playing Sweet Caroline in the stadium for the Cubs game.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was never like this before owning a small business. Just kidding. I’ve always been like this.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tomorrow all Somerville Youth Soccer games are canceled. We had a game at 9:30 in Somerville and one at 4:30 in Westford, and I'm kind of glad the 4:30 in Westford is cancelled, though it is possible this will result in having to go to Westford for a match on a weeknight which would be even worse.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Where did NYT put Jericho on the top 100 TV shows list? What about Hell on Wheels?

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Setting aside whether AI alarmism has gone too far, we absolutely do not need the input of someone who brags about not knowing their phone number or address.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I got a call from the [redacted] government asking us to make mushroom ice cream for their [redacted] Awards event and I said yes because I’m a fungi. We’ve got some extra that will be available as scoops really soon.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do they not have cocktails at The Bear?

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I brought Actual Gracie down to the shop last night to train her on ice cream scooping and she did awesome. I’ve been waiting for this since we opened in 2014.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Want to learn how to make a Toasted Marshmallow Fluff Cone? This is how.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oooh, we're doing discourse on whether it's OK to congratulate yourself for doing small things!!

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it good when you spill water on your laptop and this is what it looks like?

A cat sitting behind a laptop with a ficked up screen.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"overnight meat heist" is the kind of phrase that'll stick in my brain until I'm dead.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Want to learn how to make a Toasted Marshmallow Fluff Cone? This is how.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

'Dancing on My Own' and 'Call Your Girlfriend' by Robyn both exist in the same musical universe described in Earth, Wind, and Fire's 'September.'

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

FYI the Jets to Brazil song Apple Music alerted you about this morning isn’t the Jets to Brazil you wanted a new song from.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“Aaron, it’s the middle of Fluff Festival.” This is our Fluff Festival video.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Amanda Palmer used to do karaoke at the Whole Foods in Alewife regularly before the pandemic which is the not excellent version of this.

Niko Stratis O @nikostratis.com
Grocery stores should have a stage in the middle of them, right where the freezer aisles are. Every day there should be a 3-band bill starting at 4. On Thursdays the bakery department has a thrash band that plays . If you get fucked up in the pit you get 15% off all Dempsters bread products.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What is the over/under for number of Fluff Cones we’re gonna sell at Fluff Festival on Saturday. I hope it’s a lot.

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Murray Bollinger @murraybollinger.com · 18/09/2026

The only AI I want to read about is Aaron’s Icecream

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would love it if this website talked about AI 90% less than it talks about AI.

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