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Michael Baumann

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FanGraphs Writer, Piney, Gamecock, Condiment Enthusiast, Connoisseur of Vehicles Subscribe to Wheelysports.kit.com (or medium.com/@wheelysports) @michaelbaumann on Twitter baumannwrites at gmail dot com

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 2h
Really excited to wait for this movie to go on VOD so I don't cry in a public theater. I can already tell it's going to fuck up my mental health for months.
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Elsinore - Official Trailer (2026) Andrew Scott, Olivia Colman, Billie Piper
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 2h
Bennett Sousa was extremely, extremely unwise to say that out loud but having seen firsthand how insane Minute Maid was in 2015 and 2017, he is more correct than not
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Chandler Rome @chandlerrome.bsky.social · 13h
After another playoff loss at Daikin Park beneath an apathetic, booing crowd, the Astros did not hold back. Free to read - www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 4h
Sean Burke starts for the White Sox tonight. In his postseason career he's 12-23 with an .888 save percentage. Unfortunately nine of those 12 wins came during that crazy run he had with the Devils as a rookie in 1988.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From yesterday: The stars aligned in Montreal on Sunday to make a perpetual supporting player a world champion. My thoughts on a once-in-a-generation race day
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In Rainbows
As ever, it all comes back to Tejay van Garderen.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 4h
In case you missed my recap of Phillies-Braves Game 1, or in case you already forgot what happened
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 14h
Every big sports TV week gets me thinking about how our entire economy is graft, scams, middlemen and the commodification of the essentials of life. In a just world all of those industries would be destroyed or nationalized but there'd be no one left to make TV commercials
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 14h
Ryan Rolison not making much progress on my quest to stop mixing him up with turn-of-the-century Temple Owls center Ron Rollerson
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15h
Lol this not exactly a compliment but no other ballpark has crowd shots like Yankee Stadium
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 16h
Ben Rice is very cool
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 16h
It’s a very high-degree-of-difficulty booth, too. Three other voices, not used to working together. His play-by-play is excellent. Hell of a juggling act.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 17h
Does anyone who covered the Yankees ca. 10 years ago remember if Joe Girardi said "to your point" a lot? That phrase was everywhere in sports broadcasting for a while and I think it came from a specific episode of the Lowe Post featuring Brett Brown, but I need to eliminate alternative origins
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 17h
My NLWC recap is live! Austin Riley was cheeks this year but he can still punish mistakes. The starters threw a million breaking balls, some of which didn't hit the hitter. Derek Hill lost his glove. All that and more as the Braves keep the Phillies from stealing Game 1.
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A Game of Inches: Austin Riley Powers Braves to Game 1 Victory
To heck with the splinker and the curveball, Duran must’ve thought. Let’s get a fastball over to get ahead in the count. Unfortunately for Duran, Riley is still strong enough to hit a middle-middle fa...
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 17h
Guys I'm rooting for the White Sox this postseason but let's not act like this team is, like, appreciably better than the Marlins. I did not just fall off a turnip truck.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 18h
Game 1: Phillies-Braves Game 2: Two .500 teams make everyone do Opener Discourse Game 3: Yankees-Red Sox I keep telling you guys baseball is about suffering and boy is this postseason delivering
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 21h
It was the correct move, Don Mattingly made a correct bullpen move. He put his closer in for the 7th and 8th because it was the best chance to see the 9th. Duran piped a 99.9 mph fastball that got hit. There is a litany of managers who lost with their closer standing in the bullpen.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21h
18 baserunners in this game, five by HBP
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21h
Enjoyed Duran visibly processing a near-death experience
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Aria Gerson @aria-gerson.bsky.social · 21h
Here it is, folks: every SEC player on the MLB Wild Card rosters. Vanderbilt leads with 5 players, LSU has 4. Nine SEC schools are represented. (Only players on actual WC rosters are included. Texas/Oklahoma players from pre-SEC eras are included with an asterisk)
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21h
Mr. Groundball pops up on 3-1 with the tying run on third and one out. That is bruuuuuuuuutal
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21h
4 HBP so far and at least that many near-misses and late ducks. There was the Riley fielder's choice off the knob and a Harper dodge that had me yelling "WE GOT ICE" at the TV
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22h
I was kinda mean to a guy who wrote to the mailbag last week to ask if you should be able to throw your glove at the ball to rob a home run, and it appears I judged too harshly
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22h
Why is Edmundo Sosa running like he has to poop
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 23h
Chris Sale's old ass hitting 100 in the playoffs in 2026! Who'd'a thunk it just a couple years ago!
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 23h
I'm chatting during Game 1 of Phillies-Braves alongside @benclemens.bsky.social and @dszymborski.fangraphs.com, come join us! www.fangraphs.com/chat/fangrap...
Michael Baumann

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They say baseball is the American pastime, but ball games have been played in the Americas for more than 3,500 years. Today, like the mythical Maya heroes Hunahpu and Xbalanque, we stand on the precipice of Xibalba, the Underworld, the Place of Fright, and present ourselves for divine judgment.
The victors will receive immortality. The defeated will envy the dead. 
Hi, I’m Matt Vasgersian for NBC Sports, alongside C.J. Nitkowski, John Kruk and Joey Votto, and it is our pleasure to welcome you to the concrete Xibalba of unincorporated Cobb County, Georgia, for the National League Wild Card Series.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 23h
Time for my favorite playoff baseball stat: The Phillies have played 31 postseason series in franchise history. They're 22-9 in Game 1s. They're 15-7 all-time in series in which they win Game 1. They've never gone on to win a postseason series after losing Game 1.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Riding the rollercoaster into Wild Card Week
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NEEDTOBREATHE "Brother feat. Gavin DeGraw" [Official Video]
YouTube video by NEEDTOBREATHE
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got my flu shot this morning, chatting and writing about the Phillies this afternoon. A big day for being pumped full of substances that were a massive threat to public health for most of human history
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies left Raley off the playoff roster for the same reason you childproof the knife drawer
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just let this poor man die already
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From yesterday: The stars aligned in Montreal on Sunday to make a perpetual supporting player a world champion. My thoughts on a once-in-a-generation race day
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In Rainbows
As ever, it all comes back to Tejay van Garderen.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Throwing short of the goal line with no timeouts was an *insane* decision
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GAH FUCK
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I honestly don't know how to tell the difference between Andy Dalton playing his best and Andy Dalton shaving points
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tired: throwing a deep shot because the opponent went offsides and you know you have a free play wired: targeting the QB because the offense committed holding and you know it offsets
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The arm on the It's So Over/We're So Back meter just snapped back and broke my nose
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fire Patullo
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
if the mariachi band can perform the Star-Spangled Banner in 3/4 time, so can you.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy's career is nuts (played in the Australian league with Delmon Young!) but this bio is even more nuts. There is a zero percent chance he has the staying power to be worth writing about
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd love to say that the Emparogi is the physical manifestation of the American Dream but it could only be invented in Chicago. Perhaps somewhere in New Jersey an enterprising chef is inventing Indian-Italian fusion cuisine. Saag Parmneer. Samocchi. Raviogan Josh.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here is the menu
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I'd have a lot to say about the Women's World Road Race Championship and the Demi Vollering-Kasia Niewiadoma rivalry, and little to say about the men's race. Then Brandon McNulty and Team USA delivered a perfect, gutsy victory on Sunday. I haven't felt this alive watching sports in years.
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In Rainbows
As ever, it all comes back to Tejay van Garderen.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to look at the particulars of the Matthew Knies trade and am once again disappointed by the massive name downgrade from Capfriendly to Puckpedia
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I'd have a lot to say about the Women's World Road Race Championship and the Demi Vollering-Kasia Niewiadoma rivalry, and little to say about the men's race. Then Brandon McNulty and Team USA delivered a perfect, gutsy victory on Sunday. I haven't felt this alive watching sports in years.
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In Rainbows
As ever, it all comes back to Tejay van Garderen.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, we have arrived at the promised land
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that"
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Atlanta is our country's leading exporter of people who say they're from the city when they're actually from 50 miles into the exurbs, so at least this branding is a good bit
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Phillies avoided this list. But that doesn't mean we had to avoid it. So here it is ... The 10 Worst Late Collapses in Baseball History Unlocked and free to read www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
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The 10 worst late collapses in MLB history: 2026 Phillies — just barely — are off the hook (Gift Article)
By winning Sunday and staggering into the postseason, the 2026 Philadelphia Phillies avoided joining a brutal list of "collapsers."
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, we have arrived at the promised land
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