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It's still Albrot

@albrot.party
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Just a lil guy goin around Don't mind me

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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/09/2026
my hamburger was mercilessly helped
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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 27/09/2026
i dont know if an ai can feel pain but i hope it can so i cam hurt it
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026
first they came for macklemore, and I did not speak out, because i am not macklemore then everyone got real mad, and i did speak out about how not speaking out isn't the same as being complicit
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/09/2026
last time i was getting a haircut, small talk with the barber somehow led to 9/11 and she stopped for a second, looked up, and said "9/11...... I remember that" in the same tone of voice as though I just reminded her about when Joey from Friends had his own show
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 08/09/2026
i'm gonna go get that mean old man ganondorf
image of one of the Campbell's Kids, cherubic and blushing, elashes popping, holding the Master Sword with ill intent
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026
Baby call me Moses because that bush be talkin to me
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 31/08/2026
amazing intro btw
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
Nobody can escape the long Mr. Hands of the law
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
🎵"You got that O.D.D.?" "No! Fuck you!"🎵
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
i have mastered the sixth, secret love language: ogling
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 27/08/2026
really nervous that i'm going to get outed as not really having impostor syndrome
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
man we are losing the wrong fucking 80-year-olds this week
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 25/08/2026
[throws away my bonemaxxing hammer in disgust]
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 19/08/2026
i want pictures of spiberman another quality post by albrot
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 17/08/2026
Look, i hate to repost this, but i can't shake the feeling that i have to make someone else see it within seven days or I'll die
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/08/2026
Chris Pratt IS Bluey, coming 2027
Disgusting image of Bluey and Bingo rendered in three-dimensional computer graphics, from the teaser for the upcoming Bluey movie
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Martijn Frazer 🇳🇱🇪🇸🇮🇪🇮🇸🇸🇮 @martijnfrazer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
adults should be banned from social media
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harpy @harpy.party · 14/08/2026
the perfect James Bond would be a tough butch lesbian with big tits and the same hairdoo and outfits that Sean Connery had
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13/08/2026
Jumpscared by the Was (Not Was) discography
Three consecutive albums titled "What Up, Dog?", "Are You Okay?", and then "Boo!"
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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening
youtube thumbnail for Koyaanisqatsi with a "free with ads" label under it
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/08/2026
my picks
image of my four picks from the Criterion Closet: Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, and Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/08/2026
RIP mister bean
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the 2026 buisness owner
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 03/08/2026
was nobody gonna tell me that the cyclops was played by Mr. Noodle
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/07/2026
Holy shit did I just hear a Meta commercial about how AI is actually very good and cool and for a more human future that used David Bowie's "Five Years" as the music??? Incredible choice. Genius.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/07/2026
australian yaoi
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 23/07/2026
it's been 10,000 years since COVID, which was last week
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 21/07/2026
skipping ad after ad for selling as many of your belongings as possible and apps where you can buy mystery bags of food that stores get rid of every night to get to the video that reassures me that everything in the economy is fine
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 20/07/2026
that stupid ass cat-finding game has got to be some kind of psyop but i'll never engage with it to figure out how
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ernest Saves Christmas Movie Commercial CBS/WJW 8 1988-11-22 : 11s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 11 seconds.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/07/2026
In 2021 it cost upwards of 5,281 Mewtwo GX (Secret Shining) - 78/73 cards to buy a home. Today it only costs 540. Truly this is the end of days for fiat currency, and the affordability crisis isn't real
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 08/07/2026
I suddenly woke up at 4 AM with a bunch of bile in my mouth and sinuses, which makes me believe that maybe Mitch McConnell actually IS still alive
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 07/07/2026
argentinian bugs bunny sharing "Michael's Secret Stuff" during the hydration break
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 07/07/2026
man can you imagine living in a world where every day was just increasingly bleak in every aspect and every stupid little thing you like was being actively sabotaged by the worst people in the world at all times that would really suck lol
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 06/07/2026
No!!! No!!!! Not Graham Platner!!!!! I can't believe it!!!
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/06/2026
I've never seen a fight scene that was necessary to the plot in any way. Just fade to black and come back with the victor smoking a cigarette
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/06/2026
KNIGHT: My broadsword rent his flesh asunder with ease. The blade pass't through him without effort, and did stop only when it struck bone MEDIEVAL STAND-UP COMIC: Prithee why didst they not make the whole combatant out of bone? *rapturous merriment*
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 09/06/2026
Screenshot of Link sleeping in the Ocarina of Time remake, but with the nVidia Geforce 3 logo and "'SLEEPY ELF' DEMO" overlaid, because the art direction is trash-to-nonexistent and resembles juiceless tech demos of y2k era PC gaming
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 09/06/2026
Switch 2 is getting Rise of the Tomb Raider but specifically the "20 year celebration" edition that honors the whole TR franchise history But that edition came out in 2016. It's now the 10th anniversary of the 20th anniversary should they change the name? baby, this is Nintendo we're talkin' about
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/05/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social (to the tune of "Substitutiary Locomotion") Zydrunas Ilgauskas Trecorum Satis Dee
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 17/05/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social I know this doesn't fit with the lyrics thing, but I can't stop thinking "Space Oddibe"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13/05/2026
a man in an instructional illustration is rapidly sinking in flowing grain. he asks jesus christ to forgive his sins. nothing happens and he is enveloped by the grain and dies terribly.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPT...
youtube.com
BULK AND SKULL FOR 10 HOURS
YouTube video by MANLYbya
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/05/2026
Never been prouder of UCF
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